kundalini is driving me mad

imogen · February 03, 2005, 19:47:49

yeah man lego land is real it's a fantastic place well when your 8 years old anyway i ain't well i've been watching troy and it made me cry i never cry with films??? and guess what i still haven't found me union jack or me lego land madalian life is so difficult

imogen · February 03, 2005, 19:53:24

it does get worse i'm now watching star trek next generation it's the one where reg attaches a thing to his head in th holodeck and turns into a total nutter and gets very intellegent

imogen · February 03, 2005, 19:56:29

I agree this is all getting pretty psychedelic. Who knew you could trip without drugs on the astral pulse?[/quote]

well you have never met imi beforex[/quote]

imogen · February 03, 2005, 20:13:51

oh man i'm sooooooo happy i found me madalian it's so exciting it says lego gold mine on the front and it's got a red indian on the back it's also got a few knots in the string but i can't be bothered to untangle it i'd better take it off before i got to bed in case it strangles me but then again maybe that might be a good thing or i could just cuddle bagpuss he's a pink and yellow cat i bought him on ebay i paid £165 for him and it was so annoying when i got a second one for £60 i think i need a new boyfriend i had one a few weeks ago but i had to dump him cos he's going back to india and my ex was not impressed when i sent him a pic of him in my 4 poster bed

Eol007 · February 03, 2005, 20:34:54

Ah,

But you never know as a 1st class Bugpus is such a rare commodity these days. But then intrinsic value is all, is it not!

Best,

S

imogen · February 03, 2005, 20:42:17

your right he's just so cute i've got one on a sofa and the other on the bed they look so so cute

imogen · February 03, 2005, 20:55:57

lol i bet this is the most stupid post you have ever seen on the astral pulse
but seriously i still have a problem with kundalini but at least i found me lego land madallian but i still haven't got me union jack but at least i found me frank sanatra cd i've got about 600 cds usally i only play elvis but only when i'm happy and i have another problem when i was drunk i bought a load of frozen food and god knows why i put it in the fridge and now i have to throw it out so now i live on toast with marmite on soooooo tasty

Magus Darkmist · February 04, 2005, 05:47:12

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! o____________o

Is it odd that I understand almost everything this person is babbling about? I think someone needs a suit of armor...

::shuts up:: >.>

knucklebrain1970 · February 04, 2005, 11:00:31

Ok, I'll bite, WHAT IN GODS NAME, is a UNION JACK?

Eol007 · February 04, 2005, 12:10:46

Tricolour is to Ireland as Stars and Stripes are to the USA...

Therefore Union Jack is to ?

Duh,

S

imogen · February 04, 2005, 12:17:57

the union jack is the british flag

knucklebrain1970 · February 04, 2005, 12:20:12

Sorry I'm still lost. I'm too fast of a thinker, too complicated and too advanced to uncover the obvious. Could you just spill it please?

Kevin

knucklebrain1970 · February 04, 2005, 12:22:47

Quote from: EOL007Tricolour is to Ireland as Stars and Stripes are to the USA...

Therefore Union Jack is to ?

Duh,

S

What an idiot ha? The Tricolour is what threw me off as the correct spelling is Tricolor, not tricolour.. Just bustin ya. :lol

Kevin

Magus Darkmist · February 04, 2005, 20:58:54

The British spell color as colour actually.

Nay · February 04, 2005, 23:10:22

Are we really gonna get into the spelling and or meaning of color or colour??

I just want to hear the next up and coming installment.

Nay

imogen · February 05, 2005, 00:05:23

It's good news and bad news. I found me union jack it was under me bed. the bad news is there's music coming from me throat chakra it's so bad i can't sleep it's 5 am and i'm still awake anyway i tried to lessen the volume of the music by wrapping me union jack round me neck but it didn't work and i was upset cos it covered up me lego land madallian so i found a new use for it and wrapped it around me head how clevers that. and there more bad news by the way i've been sober for a few days now but i've got an elephant and when i was drunk i knocked his tusk off

Telos · February 05, 2005, 00:15:26

I keep getting the Union Jack and the Jolly Roger confused.

imogen · February 05, 2005, 01:42:56

.i've got 2 songs playing now 1 in me throat chakra the other in me crown chakra it's so annoying there like mantras there so repetitive they just go on and on i might put me union jack back on me head to cheer me self up

Magus Darkmist · February 05, 2005, 03:07:16

Don't block anything. In due time, you'll find the right attachment.

imogen · February 05, 2005, 12:14:49

hey i'm really sick i've been up all night i managed to get some sleep for a couple of hours at about 11 am and somehow i managed to wake up with a swollen lip it's bloody killing even me union jack won't get me out of this one

EnderZ · February 05, 2005, 16:51:23

what exactly is a unoin jack?

thanks
-En

imogen · February 05, 2005, 17:47:25

haven't we all had this conversation before lol it's the british flag and i'd lost it then found it if you look at my picture it's wrapped around my waist funny thing is i was wearing as a skirt yesterday and it dropped off in the the street i never noticed lucky for me though my friend who lives down rhe road found it in the street

by the way how do you upload photos on the post?

imogen · February 05, 2005, 18:58:08

hi if anyone is going through kundalini i found a good forum especially for kundalini
www.kundalini-support.com

imogen · February 06, 2005, 11:42:44

By the was anybody got any ideas for a new use for me union jack?
i've already used it as a skirt a belt a scarf and a head scarf

galacticsurfer · February 11, 2005, 10:51:53

Usually I hear of visual and audio hallucinations as signs of schizophrenia. I mention this becausesome years ago this happened to my mom (now 74 years old)and now she takes pills from the psychiarist and has had no recurrence (always hearing radio news everywhere and seeing worms and stuff where there were none and believing in conspiracies, etc.). I think now these are signs of unbalanced energy body or an unbalanced kundalini awakening. this is probably some reason most insane people are insane only they do not know what is really going on with their energy body and nobody else does either. In our "new age" mindset Kundalini and energy body become a legtimate explanation or a new "scientific model" of what is going on inside of us.

I didyoga for years efore learning about direct energy development tecniques and ate vegetarian and did not drink and was introverted. i think having a lot of stress in life and then getting directly into NEW or simialr energy stimulation/OBE before you learn relaxation techniques(yoga, meditation)is a bad way to go. Life should be relaxed and controlled generally first before messing with your basic energy body as it will feed back in a negative way. This is Is presume what has happened to Imogen here.

When I am stressed it helps to concentrate on something very simple and physical and relatively boring(reorganize or clean up the house or take a long walk but avoid reading, music, TV, talking or lots of contact with people).

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