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Alien medical teams collaborate with humans

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RJA

Maybe this will bring health care costs down![:)]
"The best evidence that there is intelligent life elsewhere in the universe is that it hasn't tried to contact us." - from Calvin & Hobbes.

cainam_nazier

Is that site some kind of joke?  Or is it sappose to be real?

James S

Right, I want the address of the clinic that's supposedly here in Australia! I'm tired of human doctors that seem to have no idea of how the human body works, perhaps the aliens might know more about us.

Are their implants and probes on the pharmaceutical benifits lists I wonder?

James.

Anonymous

Maybe this can eliminate the need for HELLth... er, health insurance. What are their rates? Hope they don't end up putting me out of business. I want to be an accupuncturist.

cinnabardk

Latest news:
Aliens no longer need to abduct humans, humans voluntarily go to their clinics. According to the aliens, there are now 50 clinics operating in Israel and 464 in the U.S. Lookout for the friendly alien neighborhood clinic, coming to a town near you.

- Who said aliens couldn't economize ?, it means less work/pay, and it's far more economical on fuel.
(Though I wonder WHY invisible/non-3D aliens even need a spaceship - and in an alien clinic YOU don't need anesthetics, because you can't see them operating - BUT, of course regular non-3D aliens need anesthetics. Perhaps it's just me, but the last and only time I got my head chopped off in the Astral, I didn't need anesthetics)

More info here: http://etmedical.com/

BTW: there are some hilarious translations for those with a bad sense of humor. Example: The mother sheep is stationary near Uranus in our solar system (or should that have been Ur-anus ?).

Have fun,
Allan
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