New dictionary definitions?

[Nay]

[] []ROTFLMAO!!!!!! [][]

beelzebug....too, too funny.[]

Thanks Nick! I just got finished watching that movie Open Range, not a comedy that one.. Helped to have a laugh afterwards..[^]

Nay

[James S]

Ditto to Nay!

They're hillarious![][]

I've a couple of terms to add to this I thought you might like, that come from the modern business dictionary:

Blamestorming: meetings with the purpose of working out who'se fault it was.

Percussive Maintenance: hitting a peice of office equipment until it starts working again.

Seagul Manager: upper level management from interstate who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, then leaves.

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James.

[Nay]

HEHEHEHEHEHE!!

I think what makes them even more funny for me, is my ability to visualize EVERYTHING!!..LOL  

Seagul Manager..has me in stitches!!

*walks off thread mumbling and snickering*.... seagul manager...[][]

Nay []

[Nick]

Hey those are good ones James! [] There is a ring of truth in those business definitions too. []

[Nick]

The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's(2003) winners:

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
you realize it was your money to start with.

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray painted very, very high.

7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

And the pick of the literature:

18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a**hole.