LOL!
Here's something I found horrendously funny...
http://www.onion.com/4004/news1.html
James,
Very funny! [:D] I'll have to send this over to my brother-in-law. In political-correct speak, he is a "monogamously challenged" person. [8D]
Very best,
Ooooooooooooh...Nick, hope he isn't married...[:O]
I will pretend I haven't seen this yet, James.[;)]
11. She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
Hubby says that is totally me!!!! hey, not braggin...just being honest.[:P]
Thanks James..!!
Nay.[;)]
Kiauma,
LOL!!! Are they SERIOUS??? I hope they're not talking about what we think they are. If they are.....ROTFLMAO!!
This line totally cracked me up -
"As far as I'm aware, we're one of the few institutions specifically designed to handle the fallout from these attacks,"
You couldn't pay me enough to work at that place!!
OK, so they're looking after the self-abused, what about the self moderately over-used? [:D]
[;)]
James.
Naaah, the onion.com is a total joke site. Check out some of the other articles, and their archives.
Great stuff.
Ahhh thanks James I've been paranoid all day and this joke broke the paranoia. Probably the first time I laughed today. mos all of my other laughs were forced.
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YESSSSSSSSSS....the thread has worked!
Clow, welcome to the lets be upbeat club!
Nay.[;)]
Thanks Ny that also cheered me up[:D]
A bit of a giggle for you.
[:)]
James.
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN.
2. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
3. She is not BLONDE - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
4. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
7. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
10. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
11. She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
12. She is not a TWO-BIT SLAPPER - She is a LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER.
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID STORAGE FACILITY.
2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVES
4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
5. He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
7. He does not act like a TOTAL butt - He develops a case of RECTAL CRANIAL INVERSION.
8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
10. He does not have a SMALL WILLIE - He is GENITALLY EFFICIENT.
11. He is not a WANKER - He is an OWNER OPERATOR.