Signatures!!!

[LittleNinja]

Heh. I don't have a signature but....... i do have a joke and a comic strip that are pretty funny.[]

First, here is the joke:


A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip.

The brunette said, "We should go to Mars."
The redhead said, "We should go to the Moon."

The brunette and the redhead sat there arguing for a while. Suddenly, the blonde shouts,
"Stop arguing! I know where the next expedition
should be to ... the Sun!"

The brunette and the redhead looked at each other and started laughing.
The brunette finally said, "You can't go to the Sun. You would melt or burn up before you even got close!"

The blonde said, "DUH... Not if you go at night!"



And here's the comic strip:




HEHE. These are funny.

Ps. Sorry about the joke, not meant to make fun of anyone. It's just for fun.[:I][]  
Ohh and Squeek, that funny bunny sig. is funny.[]

[realism]

Squeek, you dont know how happy it makes me to find someone else who enjoys Filler bunny, filler bunny is better than jesus... and he has corn.

Now heres som filler bunny quotes, because I, like filler bunny, exist only to make you all happy and entertained like...

"WITNESS ME IN BEE FORM!!!"
"I just sure would like me some death..."
and so forth...
if you enjoy filler bunny..  go to
http://www.geocities.com/funnyjenkins/fillerbunnycomic.html
and also, squeek, or others, look at this site.. funny to the point of pain..
http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/

Im still waiting for something good enough to come along and claim my signiature space, cos im sick of all those cliche mystical/philosophical statement...

[Squeek]

You have to understand this bunny to get the joke.. His only purpose is to make us all happy, but he hates it, so he tries to kill himself, or ask for the readers help.  The link that was provided is where you can download the whole book

This is from book 2 :Revenge of Fillerbunny, this time he's gonna get revenge! (Bunny: I'm gonna get revenge)

Hehe, just a reminder, the auther does draw himself, and when he does that, he curses alot because he can't finish the book in time :p  Just to let ya know.

"Huh? Oh, nothing... I was just telling the people a joke...You know, keep em happy and all.  

OH....You want to hear the joke... Uhhh ok..

(small text underneath : I love this joke)
Well you see, there's this muffin...And the muffin does that thing..And he goes..  

KILL ME!!!

QUICK! NOW!! BEFORE THEY GET ME! HURRY!!

(captured)Well, thanks for trying anyway.  Wow, dying sure sounds nice right about now. Golly."

**There's that hotdog again!**

"Yep, I sure am a bunny.  

Oh, you're back. Ahem."

HAHAAAAAA Download the book  The bunny is funny.

~Squeek

[PeacefulWarrior]

Little Ninja...that is a GREAT strip, thanks!  Where did ya' get it?

I love to make fun of nerds (mostly because I was/am one, although a  married older one now that doesn't really make distinctions between nerd/cool, etc.)

Well, my sig is from T.S. Elliot...I will tell you what I think it means, or what it means to me, but I want to hear what you think it means and why first...

Dan

[LittleNinja]

Hi PeacefulWarrior, sorry about the delay on the respond. I did not have the time to check astral pulse often.  But anyways, you were asking where i got the comic strip? Well, i got it at http://www.penny-arcade.com. Haha. That site usually makes jokes relating to video games.  And i've read somewhere on this forum that you are a Gamer.  Coincidentally, i'm a GAMER and has an Xbox too!!!!Yayyy!!![]  

Now onto the next question.  you were asking me about this quote and what it means to me:

"We shall not cease from our exploration, and at the end of all our exploring, we shall arrive where we started and know the place for the first time."
T.S. Elliot


Well, i believe it means that when it seems like you have fully explored everything; all the nooks and crannies, the world around us takes a different turn.  What we seemed to remember is now different.  What we seemed to believe is now gone.  The old place that we used to know is nothing like the old anymore. The world keeps on changing, and the never ending exploration starts all over again.  

Hope it's correct.[:I]

And here's a comic strip relating to Knights of the Old Republic for the xbox:



Ps. My English is not that bad, is it?

Edit: Thanks Realism for the sites.  It's great.  And Squeek, thanks for telling the background behind the funny bunny.

[Squeek]

No problem littleninja!

http://www.astralpulse.com/forums/pop_profile.asp?mode=display&id=1578 - Welcome to my profile.  The Beaver-Moose-Godzilla creature greets you.

"Squeek"  

BTW - if anyone noticed, I added a new signature! Normally, I would only have 3 at a time... but this one needed to be added, and the other ones are just too good to get rid of right now.  it reads:

"You can live if you're willing to, put a stop to just what's killing you." ~ Linkin Park - Part of Me.

Those particular lyrics just made so much sense.  I like em, because it is the climax of the last verse in the song... whose lyrics are.. here.

[url="http://www.astralpulse.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=5563&whichpage=2&SearchTerms="Part%20of%20me""]http://www.astralpulse.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=5563&whichpage=2&SearchTerms="Part%20of%20me"[/url]  (It's near the very bottom.)

Must've heard this song a good... 1,500 times by now.  It's the only one I listen to when I'm on the computer anymore, out of a good 2000 to choose from.

~Squeek

PS - EDIT - nobody saw that? good.

[LittleNinja]

Saw what squeek? hehe. Anyways, PeacefulWarrior, i forgot about the reason behind why i think it is the way it is.  Well, i dont know for sure. I just think that way. ahah. Doesn't make sense but that's just me. I"m very 'different' from normal people, just ask SeventhVirgo.[]

[SeventhVirgo]

Yep...he's not joking...
trust me, just look at what he does to me -> [B)]

[xx(]

[LittleNinja]

Hahahaha. YUP, everyone better watch out or they'll get it [B)][xx(]!!!!  AS a  matter of fact, i'm not even done with SeventhVirgo.  He needs some more POW! [B)] POW! Needs to teach him a lesson for messing with the COOL ONE [8D].

[Squeek]

Hehehe.... too funny

Ninja Man - I went to penny arcade... Almost died laughing! Thanks for the recommendation!

Saw What?  nooothing...... []  (Let's just say I may have forgotten some code in my post )

~Squeek

[LittleNinja]

No problem Squeek.  

Here's funny picture for you and everybody to enjoy:

BeWare evil-Doer, I may be cute and cuddly, but i have *tahh dahh* a sword and a shield *tahh dahh*.  Be afraid. Be very afraid.



Enjoy.

[Squeek]

PLACE BETS NOW!!!!

400
850,000
6,000,000 : 1 odds on the bunneh!

1 : 1 odds on the dragon...thing... or whatever the frik that is.

I'm goin with the bunny.  anything with odds like that HAS to win!

~Squeek

PS - Edit.  That thing scared the crap out of me... Ugh.

[Tisha]

i can't stop laughing

[Nay]

Ok, LittleNinja!  Where in the world did you get my Graduation picture from? LOL

Nay. []

[LittleNinja]

I'm glad you liked it Tisha.  We're here to play and entertain for the enjoyment of it all.[]

Nay, do you mean the bunny picture?  If you wanna know, i got it at www.deviantart.com. ahahah. I'll try to find that artist for you.

later.


Edit: Okay, i found the picture's page http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/2729127/.  And here is the artist's page http://ursulav.deviantart.com/.

[LittleNinja]

Okay here's the same artist: ursulav from www.deviantart.com.

Dance with me my little MOLE darling....



Enjoy.

[PeacefulWarrior]

Ninja-
Thanks for responding to my post.  I see the quote more or less the same as you, but in a deeper way (maybe you meant it in a deeper way)...

When I think of the quote in my singature by T.S. Elliot I think of the idea of coming from a world/existence in which we didn't know good from bad, dark from light, etc. (NONDUALITY) and now we are experiencing these things to gain knowledge (a world of duality), but when we return to that perfect, whole place we will know i for the first time because we have known imperfection.

I think this quote can be taken in many ways...

I like your sigs too!

[LittleNinja]

[sarcasm alert!!!][sarcasm alert!!!] Ohhh yeah... yeahhh.... Peacefulwarrior, i meant it in a deeper way.[][] Yup that was what i meant.  

Ahaha.  Okay you caught me.  I guess i didn't go that deeper into the meaning of the quote.  And i must admit, your translation of that quote is really good. Ok talk to you later.


Enjoy.


Ps. what sig. peacefulwarrior?  you mean the word 'Enjoy' at the bottom of my posts?

[PeacefulWarrior]

[]Thanks!

I didn't mean anything by that, I think you are a very thoughtful, intelligent person...and I do think you did a great interpretation!

See ya!
Dan

[Squeek]

Well, my old topic rises up again.  But this time... I need YOUR help!  

Somehow, these 4 awesome signatures have become outdated.  I've been hearing some of the most brilliant ideas for signatures...so I figured I'd share them with you!!!

• [Professer] Frink are you mad?!?!  Put down that science pole!



• PI IS EXACTLY THREE!  *gasp*  Sorry I had to resort to that, but I need your attention...



• I wanna live in another place where noone can say that I live for them... I wanna be in the energy, not with the enemy, a place for my head" ~ Linkin Park - Esaùl



• The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?



• <+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
  <+Christin1> how do i do that



• <Raize> can you guys see what I type?
  <vecna> no, raize
  <Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?



• <reuben> somebody keeps jiggling the doorknob on my front door, then running away
  <reuben> i don't know if i should call the police, or hook up some electricity to the doorknob
  <cristobal> why don't you put ice on the stairs
  <cristobal> and heat up the door knob
  <cristobal> and swing paint buckets down from your two story foyer
  <cristobal> then a few years later, fade from the public eye.....



• <Polytope> tetris is so unrealistic



• <Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.

Ok most of those are from a website.  But they're still funny.  Just vote on which one I should use.  And if you want to vote for me keeping the ones I have right now, you can do that too.  Also, you can just tell me which one should be replaced with which one.  OR you could read the post and just ignore me completely.  That works too.

Banzai again - PLACE BETS NOW!!! BET BET BET!!!

~Squeek

[Squeek]

Ok it's time to get this section of the forum back to what it should be.  Weird crazy crap.  So let's get started.  

I am Squeek.  I guarantee the only way you know me is my overloads of nonsensical postings here, which is what I do... BUT, I always throw in a little comedy in-between even the most serious of posts. But probably what you don't know is where some of my signatures come from!  I must've had a dozen by now... And 4 avatars!

Well NOW'S YOUR CHANCE!! I post all my signatures over the months (only the funny ones... my first one was crap) for you to chuckle over.  NOT ONLY THAT! I also give you an explanation!  Two for the price of 1! Only $9.95. Pay me.

Starting with my latest one.  This is from a book called : Fillerbunny in "I Fill Up 15 Pages!"

"You want corn? I give you corn.  So much corn do I give."

Ready to see how funny the bunny is?


Heheee....  Too good.

Now onto... the BACON AND EGGS! (And Picketing)

This one is too easy... and non funny.  I use a chat program called mIRC all the time (this is where I moderate, FYI).  So basically I'm in a channel with a bunch of people that like almost the same things I like... There's this one guy there with a little dealy known as a "script" that does stuff for him... anyway one particular aspect is, when he quits, it displays a message.  That was one of them.  So was the picketing.

Bacon and eggs - Daily work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig...

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

Now we go onto...other things!

You may recall...

"Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy.  The following adventure is true, and by true, I mean false.  It's all lies.  But, they're entertaining lies...and, in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer, is no..."
-or-

Marge : Homer, no! You'll kill us all!
Homer : Or die trying!

Both quotes from the simpsons.  I don't even know if I had anymore from that show, but I should have  

And the really big word dealy...  http://www.phobialist.com

I really can't remember anymore...Like I said, my memory is total crap.  SO...

POST YOUR SIGNATURES!!!

We wanna hear em all! (or at least I do.)

~Squeek