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Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: cainam_nazier on October 21, 2002, 20:08:25
9,999 bottles of beer on the wall
9,999 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
9,998 bottles of beer on the wall



David Rogalski
cainam_nazier@hotmail.com
I am he who walks in the light but is masked by the shadows.
http://www.prepaidliving.com/vip/David127385
Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: Blossom on October 21, 2002, 22:05:14
This is contagious...and I don't drink...

9,998 bottles of beer on the wall
9,998 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
9,997 bottles of beer on the wall

Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: Eukaryote on October 21, 2002, 23:11:49
why not?

9,997 bottles of beer on the wall
9,997 bottles of beer
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Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: WalkerInTheWoods on October 22, 2002, 05:23:22
I forget who said it but someone said "I feel sorry for anyone who does not drink because when they get up in the morning that is as good as they are going to feel all day." I think it might have been W.C. Fields but I am not sure.

9,996 bottles of beer on the wall
9,996 bottles of beer
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9,995 bottles of beer on the wall

Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: Qui-Gon Jinn on October 22, 2002, 05:39:06
Heck, I have nothing to do at the moment...

9,995 bottles of beer on the wall
9,995 bottles of beer
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9,994 bottles of beer on the wall




- Your focus determines your reality -
Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: fredhedd on October 22, 2002, 06:01:30
i don't drink either but have in the past a few times.  one of the times i happened to eat two bananas right before i started.  i ended up throwing up like i normally do if i drink about two hours later.  i was expecting the terrible bile stench but was pleasantly surprised to taste what tasted exactly like a banana julius coming out of my mouth.  it was damn good.  i tried to throw up some more.  

i've just cked to see that there are currently about six hundred some members here.  we're gonna have to be allowed to post a few different times if we really wanna finish this thread so...

9,994 bottles of beer on the wall
9,994 bottles of beer
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9,993 bottles of beer on the wall








Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: Qui-Gon Jinn on October 22, 2002, 06:11:54
I must say this very meaningful thread has a unique potential of growing, fast and big...  

9,993 bottles of beer on the wall
9,993 bottles of beer
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9,992 bottles of beer on the wall

- Your focus determines your reality -
Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: Xehupatl on October 22, 2002, 11:32:25
Hey, I could make it to "Platinum Member" pretty quickly like this !


9,992 bottles of beer on the wall
9,992 bottles of beer
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and when the day arrives
i'll become the sky
and i'll become the sea

and the sea will come to kiss me
for i am going
home

nothing can stop me now
Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: Christine on October 22, 2002, 11:47:00
My First Ever Post!

9,991 bottles of beer on the wall
9,991 bottles of beer
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Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: WalkerInTheWoods on October 22, 2002, 12:12:39
Welcome, Christine!

9,990 bottles of beer on the wall
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Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: jilola on October 22, 2002, 12:44:04
This thread is a closed dissipative system so it'll end and leave behind a large number of seriously inebriated people.
Also do we know what kind of beer, exactly?

9,989 bottles of beer on the wall
9,989 bottles of beer
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9,988 bottles of beer on the wall

2cents for the bartender

jouni


Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: Blossom on October 22, 2002, 13:19:25
One more time!!

9,988 bottles of beer on the wall
9,988 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
9,987 bottles of beer on the wall

I hope 10,000 people do this... hehe

Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: fredhedd on October 22, 2002, 13:51:59
i was thinking more along the lines of how big the the wall actually has to be to hold this much beer.  maybe it woulda saved time and money if we would have gotten kegs.  but we didnt, so it will teach us next time to plan ahead and to stop thinking about getting drunk.

9,987 bottles of beer on the wall
9,987 bottles of beer
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9,986 bottles of beer on the wall



Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: Jeff_Mash on October 22, 2002, 13:52:43
Oh for the sake of Pete.......Somebody shoot me.


Keep smiling,

Jeff Mash
MyJokeMail.com - Jokes and Humor
http://MyJokeMail.com
Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: fredhedd on October 22, 2002, 13:58:10
i noticed you weren't drinking.  i'll have one for you.

9,986 bottles of beer on the wall
9,986 bottles of beer
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9,985 bottles of beer on the wall



also who's pete? and why isn't he here drinking?
Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: WalkerInTheWoods on October 22, 2002, 14:02:35
Sorry Jeff we are drinking beer not shots, or can you have a shot of beer? Why would you want just a shot of beer?


9,985 bottles of beer on the wall
9,985 bottles of beer
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9,984 bottles of beer on the wall

Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: Eukaryote on October 22, 2002, 15:16:00
I'll have anouther...

9,984 bottles of beer on the wall
9,984 bottles of beer
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9,983 bottles of beer on the wall


Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: shorty on October 22, 2002, 20:23:26
Too young to drink here, but hey, I'll just pas iit to the next guy.

9983 bottles of beer on the wall, 9983 bottles of beer. take one down, pass it around, 9982 bottles of beer on the wall.
Oh, and if this takes as long as I think it might, the last bottle will be ready to be taken on my 21st which is Jan 4th 2007.

Michael

Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: Xehupatl on October 23, 2002, 00:02:02
I'll have yours thank you very much

9,982 bottles of beer on the wall
9,982 bottles of beer
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9,981 bottles of beer on the wall


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and when the day arrives
i'll become the sky
and i'll become the sea

and the sea will come to kiss me
for i am going
home

nothing can stop me now
Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: cainam_nazier on October 23, 2002, 02:35:12
fredhead,
   Speaking of odd ckucking experiences.  Soda had to be the worst, more so Mountain Dew.  It has the same effect as shacking a can up before opening....Nothing but foam.  But it still tastes like Mountain Dew.  I found it kinda entertaining for the first couple of minutes but that died quickly.

9,981 bottles of beer on the wall
9,981 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
9,980 bottles of beer on the wall



David Rogalski
cainam_nazier@hotmail.com
I am he who walks in the light but is masked by the shadows.
http://www.prepaidliving.com/vip/David127385
Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: amcturbo on October 23, 2002, 05:56:46
For the sake of taking up EXTRA space on the Astral Pulse sever ...
Ooooooh! I found a bottle of Guinness up there!  Woo Hoo!

9,980 bottles of beer on the wall
9,980 bottles of beer
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9,979 bottles of beer on the wall

Hey!  If I were to complete only half of what's left (think "Strange Brew"), then I would *graduate* to GOLD STATUS!  Woo Hoo!  More beer ... thank you Ma'am, may I have another?



Cheers!
Greg Taylor :)

"Whatever consciousness may be, it's not a small thing" - Ingo Swann
"Oh, I... ain't got no ... body" - David Lee Roth (Van Halen)
Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: Qui-Gon Jinn on October 23, 2002, 07:26:15
Hmmm... one aren´t rising in ranks at 300 right?  I reckon it´s 500 but since I am so freakin´ close I´ll give it a go...

9,979 bottles of beer on the wall
9,979 bottles of beer
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9,978 bottles of beer on the wall



- Your focus determines your reality -
Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: Qui-Gon Jinn on October 23, 2002, 07:28:40
Oh I had one more to go, apparently 299 is after 298 and not 300....  hmm, I thought it was the other way around, but anyways, I´ll have another beer and see if I become Captain or something...

9,978 bottles of beer on the wall
9,978 bottles of beer
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9,977 bottles of beer on the wall




- Your focus determines your reality -
Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: Qui-Gon Jinn on October 23, 2002, 07:30:52
Still Silver - Adrian this ranking system needs an upgrade...  
  ...suddenly I´m not that thirsty.......


- Your focus determines your reality -
Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: Xehupatl on October 23, 2002, 09:06:23
Mmmh nothing like a pint of Guinness with fish&chips :)
anyways - what I've always wanted to know is - WTF is Mountain Dew???

9,977 bottles of beer on the wall
9,977 bottles of beer
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9,976 bottles of beer on the wall








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and when the day arrives
i'll become the sky
and i'll become the sea

and the sea will come to kiss me
for i am going
home

nothing can stop me now
Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: WalkerInTheWoods on October 23, 2002, 10:59:17
You mean they do not have Mountain Dew in Austria?? It is a soft drink, soda, pop, or whatever they may call it there, a carbonated beverage.


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9,976 bottles of beer
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9,975 bottles of beer on the wall

Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: jilola on October 23, 2002, 11:37:59
Amazingly they just started selling Mountain D here. Just as goood as I remembered but it does turn to foam like there's no tomorrow.
Now if only I could have them introduce TAB...

9,975 bottles of beer on the wall
9,975 bottles of beer
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9,976 bottles of beer on the wall

2cents


Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: fredhedd on October 23, 2002, 17:41:51
jilola-looks like you had too much to drink already.  you added a bottle. :)  and now you can't go and edit it cause then i'll have to edit this.  so everyone here knows your drunk .. it's ok .  i'm gonna help you out and take two down.


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9,976 bottles of beer
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Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: cainam_nazier on October 23, 2002, 21:38:23
Do threads like this tinkle off the system admin?


9,974 bottles of beer on the wall
9,974 bottles of beer
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9,973 bottles of beer on the wall
^^^^
Back to normal


David Rogalski
cainam_nazier@hotmail.com
I am he who walks in the light but is masked by the shadows.
http://www.prepaidliving.com/vip/David127385
Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: Xehupatl on October 23, 2002, 23:46:14
No, fallnangel, they don't sell Mountain Dew here in Austria ... I think we're not as high on that stuff as you are. Is it something sweet and sticky like Sprite, or more like plain carbonated mineral water??

9,973 bottles of beer on the wall
9,973 bottles of beer
take two down, pass them around
9,972 bottles of beer on the wall




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and when the day arrives
i'll become the sky
and i'll become the sea

and the sea will come to kiss me
for i am going
home

nothing can stop me now
Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: cainam_nazier on October 24, 2002, 05:47:25
It's a drink like Sprite, except it tastes different and it's green!  And so is the foam!

9,972 bottles of beer on the wall
9,972 bottles of beer
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9,971 bottles of beer on the wall



David Rogalski
cainam_nazier@hotmail.com
I am he who walks in the light but is masked by the shadows.
http://www.prepaidliving.com/vip/David127385
Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: fredhedd on October 24, 2002, 07:08:09
i don't drink soda mainly because of the carbonation.  it's probably also just as well i don't drink it because of all the unnecessary sugar.  however, the times that i do drink it i shake it up and flatten the whole bottle.  mt dew is my favorite probably because it's so damn sweet.

i just started to copy and paste the last set of bottles of beer on the wall to add to this post wheni noticed that the last two or three posts were copied and pasted from my post that i tried to correct the thread w/ .  i tried to correct the beer problem by taking two down.  the 'take two down, pass thema round' part was also copied and it's been used for the last few posts.  i'm not sure who's drunk or how many bottles are left so i'm gonna leave it up to you guys to decide.




Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: ralphm on October 24, 2002, 10:11:33
9,971  bottles of beer on the wall
I drank 9,970
only one left-who will finish it?
Why didn't someone think of this?
This thread could get endless!

Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: jason on October 24, 2002, 15:07:18
I just drank that last beer you were talking about.MMM...BEER...

Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: Sandy on October 24, 2002, 17:43:36
Shoot-I'm a day late & a beer short. I was gonna have a Vegan beer-one made without animal products to clarify it-Grolsch. Guess I'll have to drink alone-again.

Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: cainam_nazier on October 25, 2002, 02:46:06
I guess we have all had too many since no one else noticed.



David Rogalski
cainam_nazier@hotmail.com
I am he who walks in the light but is masked by the shadows.
http://www.prepaidliving.com/vip/David127385
Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: clandestino on October 25, 2002, 04:48:04
"work is the curse of the drinking classes"..

I can't remember who's quote that is - but I know for a fact its true; I've got the hangover from hell at the moment.

Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: amazing abilities on October 25, 2002, 16:49:04
one beer wouldent hurt?



ahh all the beer is gone!!!
damn and it was my first time

Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: jason on October 27, 2002, 12:50:10
900 billion bottles of beer on the wall.900 billion bottles of beer.take 1 down,pass it around.899 billion bottles of beer on the wall.

Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: jilola on October 27, 2002, 14:24:16
I brought a six-pack.
900 000 000 005 bottles of beer on the wall

2cents

jouni
Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: PeacefulWarrior on October 28, 2002, 22:44:20
I never knew the astral pulse forum would come to this...

fides quaerens intellectum
Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: fredhedd on October 31, 2002, 14:06:22
i agree.  i was extremely reluctant posting this and kind of shake my head in a funny disbelief way when i look at it but, ay.

Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: jilola on October 31, 2002, 14:25:58
Guys, guys, every board needs one kegger. All that crunching up the brain trying to squeeze out the mind get tiring.
But yeah, the mind boggles

2cents

jouni

Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: weagle on March 07, 2003, 02:47:38
you know what is funny, some guy is actually using it as a mantra running through their head to bypass the hypnagogic imagery and either be alert in their dream or obe from that point.  Here is the link:

http://www.geocities.com/janice240obe/tips1.html
Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: Anonymous on March 07, 2003, 10:18:46
So what's everyone's favorite kind of beer? Mine's either Sam Addams or Budweiser. I'd drink Sam Adams more but it's expensive.
Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: Parmenion on March 10, 2003, 03:30:35
quote:
Originally posted by ralphm

9,971  bottles of beer on the wall
I drank 9,970
only one left-who will finish it?
Why didn't someone think of this?
This thread could get endless!




SPOILSPORT!!!!!!!![:D]

Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: Nerezza on March 12, 2003, 06:35:12
public class Beer
{
public static void main(String[] args)
{
  int bottle = 10000;

  while (bottle > 0)
  {
  System.out.println(bottle + " bottles of beer on the wall");
  System.out.println(bottle + " bottles of beer");
  System.out.println("take one down, pass it around");
  bottle--;
  System.out.println(bottle + " bottles of beer on the wall");
  }
}
}


There, only took 2 minutes to write, 1 second to compile, and about 10 seconds to run through.
Title: ten thousand bottles of beer on the wall
Post by: fredhedd on October 20, 2002, 11:52:31
i saw this somewhere and couldn't resist to post it here.

10,000 bottles of beer on the wall
10,000 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around
9,999 bottles of beer on the wall