The weirdest job you ever had

[AstralTym]

I used to have a job as a porn star, and to this very day I still know how to ... i don't think it's appropriate, actually !

I used to have a job as a magician, and to this very day I still know how to pull rabbits out of my a**!

[Laurel]

I used to have a job as a vet tech, and to this very day I still know how to lovingly wrestle unhappy dogs and cats, draw blood from a moving furry leg vein, tell by looking at an animal what his disposition is and cauterize bleeders faster than a speeding bullet.
Laurel

[Tisha]

I used to have a job at McDonalds, and to this very day I can still ask, "do you want fries with that?"

I used to have a job as a bellydancer, and to this very day I can do a double hip drop with an undulation while playing finger cymbals.  Anyone who says I can't walk and chew gum at the same time don't know me!!!!!!!!!!! []

Come to think of it, I have earned NO transferrable skills from my more respectable jobs.  WHAT'S UP WITH THAT??

[Squeek]

HI!

I used to have this wacky job as a *blank*.  And to this VERY DAY, I can STILL *blank*

What.  I'm a 17 year old kid in America.  Ain't no job opportunities!

~Squeek

[Nerezza]

I used to have a job as a Tim Hortons Muffin Baker, and to this very day I still know enough not to become one again.

[kromeknight]

HI Tisha
I worked on a guillotine for 15 yrs Haaa haaarr hmmm it did get to me as you can see but it's true. I can still hear the blade slicing as I clench and release my hands in memory of those yrs

[eeb]

I have been selling christmass trees in a supermarket once..

Eeb

[Tisha]

OK, it's midnight for me; y'all go first!

I used to have a job as a _______________, and to this very day I still know how to ___________________________!

For instance.  "I used to have a job as a stunt double, and to this very day I can still jump out of an exploding automobile."