Kitchen, Kittens, Dummies and Knives.

[knightlight]

I had an incredibly strange dream this morning where I went in and out of lucidity over a 15 minute experience.  First I was searching a dimly lit hallway for some sort of information.  I remember thinking it was a computer disk or I needed to find a jack so I could extract the information.  I vaguely remember talking to someone in the hallway but I cant remember who or what it was.  The most memorable part of the experience came after that.  I was in a room talking with some friends of mine when I noticed off to the one side of the room sat 3 figures in the dark in a long sofa.  As I got closer I could see one of them was sitting between 2 candles and appeared to be levitating.  I studied him closely.  He had greenish skin and messed up teeth and wore big round brass looking glasses.  I got kind of creeped out and returned to a table in the middle of the room which I realized I was in a kitchen.  I started to become more lucid at this point, knowing I was either dreaming or projecting and approached the main island in the kitchen.  On the table sat a square baking pan full of mewling kittens and a big knife.

I suddenly knew that I had to cut off the kittens feet, but there feet where different than usual.  It was as if a paw was growing out of their first paw and I had to trim it off.  As I reached for the knife my lucidity started to wane again and I grabbed ahold of one of the kittens feet and quickly hacked off the strange growth.  The cat of course didnt enjoy it but there was no blood and it seemed to be ok.  As I raised the knife again my lucidity peaked sharply and I dropped the knife and couldnt continue.  I was still feeling shadow feelings of cutting the cats paw and how it squealed and I couldnt stand to see the cats in their strange mutated state any longer.  

I moved towards the couch again and with full lucidity still intact I wanted to know why the forms on the couch where watching and who they where.  I approached the one in the middle I had already seen and looked at him again.  He didnt seem to notice me watching him, he was too intent on watching thing play out as if he had set it all up himself.  I spoke softly in an attempt to not startle the guy and I wanted to inquire as to how he learned to levitate in an attempt to break the ice and maybe gain some knowledge I didnt have already.  I whispered "Excuse me but ..." and he turned suddenly to me and in a hushed manner said "Oh I'm sorry..." as if he was being too loud and sunk back into his chair and the candles dimmed around him making him blend deeper in the shadows.  

I said "Oh no I wasnt commenting on that I was wondering how it was you learned to levitate."  He said " Oh I wasnt, it may have looked that way, the shadows can play tricks you know!"  and he laughed quietly and a bit maniacly.  He leaned towards me and said with wide eyes "You know it takes 89 lifetimes to learn that!"  I said "My 'higher self' (using my fingers to put quotes in the air) told me I had already lived 78 sooo...." and before I could finish he became very angry with me.  I assumed it was my attitude towards the notion of higher self as that was the impression I got from him.  He rose from the couch and waved his hand at me while making a comment I didnt hear.  The torso and head of a ventriloquist dummy appeared and began flying at me as if summoned by the trollish man to attack.

My lucidity peaked to a disturbing level and I grabbed at the dummy and slammed him on the table.  I had my hand on his neck and grabbed the knife off the table and began stabbing him in the face. His face had the consistency of styrofoam under my knife and I soon gouged almost all of his face above the mouth away and on the floor.  The trollish man sprung forward into the light suddenly and with a grimace on his face exclaimed "WAAAAIIIT!!!  Ask him for the 15 million dollars Junta owes me first!!!"  I didnt know if he was refering to the doll as being named Junta (junta, juntar, juntha, I couldnt make it out exactly) and I forcefully asked the dummy for the money and as the dummies mouth opened to reply I woke up.

Boy oh boy was this a wierd one.  I had been having really strange dreams and LD's recently but this one takes the cake.

[Arn de Gothia]

Trollish man with green skin you say, i have seen these dudes too, they wanted to prosecute me

[Nay]

Wow.. I'd have to read it again, but it almost sounds like you found a spirit that knew they were dead, but was caught up in some belief....  I don't know about the trollish man though.

Weird....

[knightlight]

When I woke up from this one I flipped on the light and had to sit there with my head in my hands for a while and collect myself.  It was so vivid and bizzare I didnt know what to think.  Luckily I wrote it all down and posted it as soon as I had the chance.  I dont know what it all means but I think I may have been in some really strange part of F2 or lower F3.  The people on the couch seemed to be setting it all up or observing like scientists.  If I hadnt become lucid at all the whole time I wouldnt have really even noticed them.