Evil Cabbage Patch kids and Lions

[knightlight]

I set intent to project after a long tiresome day of work and a far too long night of partying.  I was fairly sober at this point and figured I was probably just relaxed enough to seperate easily for once.  I layed down and in typical fashion blacked out.  I awoke in a two tiered circular futuristic interior setting.  There was an elevator on one end and two circular levels with a walkway that looked like an X in the middle.  A kid I knew from high school was pacing anxiously in the center of the X.  I walked out towards him and looked down from the second level.  It appeared to be something like a mall almost, there really werent any people but it seemed the place was lined with shops of some kind.  I asked the boy Chris what was going on and he said he was waiting for it to come, he had to wait and bring it to the people.  I asked him if he could be more specific and he backed away from me a bit and looked over my shoulder like something was behind me.  I turned slowly and saw something coming out of a shadow.  It was a rather large lion, a female, strutting towards us licking its lips.  I backed up and got out of its way.  By the look on Chris' face, that was what he was waiting for and he wasnt too happy to see it.  He walked slowly towards the lion with a look on his face as if he thought he was dead for sure and slowly extended his hand towards the lions neck.  The lion stood still.  Chris' hand touched the fur and the lion began to curl its neck to the left and bare its teeth.  Chris put the lion in a half head lock and tried to lead it towards the elevator.  I didnt know what to think of this at all really, I began to get closer and told Chris to be careful.

For a second I contemplated trying to go elsewhere or maybe get to F3 but I was somehow facinated by this scenario and decided to continue on.  The lion resisted Chris greatly and with a sudden burst of anger swatted quickly at his face.  The giant paw came within centimeters of his face and he pulled back suddenly and gave me a look like "CHRIST IM DEAD HELP" and was frozen solid in fear.  I slowly walked over and told Chris I would help but I needed him to help me too.  I ran my hand through the lions fur, it felt amazing and so real I can still feel it in my mind.  I petted the lion for a little bit in an effort to calm it down and it sort of just licked it lips and closed its eyes a bit.  I thought it was probably more calm and asked Chris what we should do.  I was half tempted to tell him it was a dream anyway and that he wasnt even real but usually that makes people freak out or dissapear or something so I bit my tongue.  Halfway through my sentence the tiger simply started walking by itself towards the elevator.  We both just sort of shrugged and followed it.  As we approached the elevator it opened and it wasnt an elevator at all.  It opened up into a large area with a 3 tiered concrete water fall/fountain and a few benches.  There also was a little alcove on a tier by the fountain.  The lion imediately leaped up a tier and layed on the concrete in the alcove and closed its eyes.  I turned and Chris was gone.  I looked back and suddenly there was 4 military looking people in grey uniforms standing about.  One of them was a very very attractive girl, probably 18 or 19 sitting on the third tier of the concrete fountain with her legs dangling over the edge.  I climbed the concrete and sat next to her.  I asked her about the lion and she said "Shes home...  in a way.  She has to come with us and meet somebody."

I told her, "You folks sure like to be very non-specific around here doncha!" and smiled at her.  She looked at the water flowing over the fountain and then looked straight ahead.  She got up and at the exact same time so did the lion.  All 4 of the people and the lion began walking towards a door.  It opened and it was a large concrete square room with what seemed to be a blast door on the other side.  A block with yellow painted squares on it was in the middle, it was about 8 feet by 8 feet.  The people fanned out and seemed to be taking cover.  I of course didnt care at all what happend and walked up to the doors.  I noticed that there was an opened area through the doors... a back way sort of, not easy to see.  I walked through it and came acrossed 4 stunningly beautiful asian women dressed in military clothing with huge guns.  I didnt know if I should run or what, just as I was going to turn away 3 of them turned towards me and just sort of looked at me indifferently as they chewed gum.  I reached into my pocket and pulled out 6 dollars.  I held it up and said "I got 6 bucks, what will that get me?  Huh ladies?"  and began laughing at the top of my lungs at how absurd this whole scenario was and how ridiculous I am and I couldnt handle it anymore.  They looked at me with a mixture of disgust and "Oh no you didnt" and said I "Just... just kidding.... im gonna go now" and walked back behind the wall into the square room.  I walked up to one of the original people.  He was a tall buff austrian looking guy, very arnoldesque with blonde hair and blue eyes.  I said to him, "Dude, the chicks are over there, I can show you the hole in the wall.  They got big guns though." and I pointed out the place in the wall.  The group moved towards the wall apprehensively and when they rounded the corner they walked right up to the women and the 8 people embraced like they havent seen each other in ages.

At this point all of what I had experienced made absolutely NO SENSE.  I didnt know how much longer I could take this and began to give up on my lucidity.  I began to analyze it all and some sense was made, it was so symbolic and ambiguous that I decided to give up on it all and let myself peice it together as I wrote this entry.  I began to lose lucidity and blacked out.  As per usual instead of waking up or continuing sleep I was thrown into a very creepy room.  It had a tiny little bed and there was an ice cream truck parked in the room.  A hallway led to a large area that was half inside half outside.  I felt like I was in a video game or something.  Everything was dark and forboding, lots of black and purple and lots of dingy colors.  I heard steps coming from behind the truck and out stepped 3 cabbage patch dolls.  One was a little girl, one was the swedish chef from the muppet show and one was a vampire.  I knew instantly that it was SO on.  I put my hand out and gave them the "Bring it" gesture as I began glancing around looking for possible weapons.  They began stepping towards me and as they did I began to shrink.  I went from 6' 2" to 3' tall.  Instead of being about 10 times the size of them I was now only 3 times the size.  The little girl looked at me and said "My mommy says souls taste good" and the vampire one said "Ready for a draining experience?!"  There was something about the way he said that that I got really freaked out, it was as if he knew I knew it was a dream or whatever and he was going to torment me, not as a dream character but as a real threat.  The swedish chef began to make strange gurgling sucking noises that scared the crap out of me and I began to stumble back in fear.  I knew I had to get under control and find something to defend myself with.  I toyed with the idea of trying to wake myself up, but I KNEW I would be in sleep paralysis upon waking and I didnt want to go from a nightmare into sleep paralysis.

I decided my only option was to get into the truck and run them over, or simply use it as a quick escape, possibly into a better experience.  I ran to the truck and hopped into the drivers seat.  My perspective went from first person to third ala the original Grand Theft Auto, top down and in very low quality graphics.  The dolls began to chase my and I swung the truck around and tried to nail them with it.  I managed to take out the swedish chef but couldnt hit the other two.  I started to feel myself waking up and felt relieved.  I awoke and when I tried to move I was paralyzed.  I thought "Fantastic... I will probably end up back in the stupid truck or who knows where"  and right as I finished that thought the little girl doll ran past my head and started doing laps around my bed at insane speeds.  She turned into a blur and started screaming " I cant find my way out!" over and over until it sounded like she was right next to my head.  Suddenly my body snapped free and I was glad to finally be awake.

[psychonaut]

That was hillarious. You think it was a dream then, right?

[knightlight]

well a lucid dream yes.  Definitely in F2

[Selski]

FFS knightlight.  You don't half end up in some weird places. 

I thought I had strange experiences...

Sarah

[knightlight]

The other day I thought to myself "Maybe it would be nice if I didnt have these experiences anymore...."  Then I realized I would just be another bored person living a material life and I would probably want to die.  Besides, I think I am beyond the point of no return now anyhow! 

[Leyla]

Shouldn't this really be in the lucid dream section?

[knightlight]

Well arent we nit picky??    I consider experiences within F2 to be valid OBE's personally.  If mods want to move this they can feel free.

[Leyla]

Well, F2 is a launching pad for an OBE, heck I just had one, but we do have a whole section just for it. That's where I put mine.

[Psionic]

This is quite an experience mate!!!