Jack Bauer, Anthrax, Underground Network

[knightlight]

      Welllll this one was a bit out there.  I woke up early after having a very short RTZ OBE in which I walked out to my living room, saw my mother and told her I was OBE.  Then I rolled over on my side and phased into a house.  The door in front of me suddenly smashed down and Jack Bauer from 24 burst in and told me to freeze.  I was like "whoa dude I just got here.... besides this is just a dream, take it easy!" and he grabbed one of my hands and bent my arm behind my back.  That made me rather angry.  I ran backwards and smashed him against the wall.  He let go of me and doubled over for a second.  I saw a crate full of guns in the corner and grabbed one and pointed it at him.  He walked right up to the barrel and grabbed the gun.  I pulled the trigger but it wasnt loaded!!!! *doh* He ripped the gun out of my hand and whipped me across the face with it.  Man did that hurt.  Most of the time in lucid dreams I dont feel pain... just... pressure.  This HURT!!

      I could feel blood pouring down my face and he grabbed a sac off his waist and threw powder in my face.  I could feel my sinuses filling with the powder.  He held me against the wall and said "That was anthrax.  If you dont cooperate with me you will die slowly and painfully.  If you do cooperate I will give you a cure.  Come with me."  As always I thought of just waking up or trying to teleport away but I always get pulled into the experiences.... this isnt exactly something I get to experience or dream about often!  I figure I usually wont find anything more interesting to do and I didnt want to wake myself up just yet.  He led me down a flight of stairs into an elevator.  We went down for a while and when the doors opened he said "I was sent to bring you to our secret base.  What everyone says to you is a lie.  Join our organization and learn the truth.  This is a one time offer."  I was just like "uh.... what?"  and didnt know what to say.  He led me to a room with 4 others and they looked at me in a rather shocked fashion.  One of them said "Thats him?" and another laughed.  I was about 2 seconds away from just saying screw it and beating the hell out of all of them but then I started to loose lucidity and I cant remember what happened after that........... 

I also had a very brief experience in which I was a half robot half man who was hit in the head with a crowbar every day of his life for 35 years by a corrupt cop.......... and this was part of a plot of a hannah barbara cartoon....  I need to see a psychologist!!!! 

[Arn de Gothia]

LOL, you are messed up man

[knightlight]

Gee thanks!