What the FOOK just happened?

[BOATS]

The first time I ever experienced Sleep paralysis as a child I awoke to the sound of wind rushing by my right ear.  I looked about my room and the door was open and the window shut.  I closed what I now know to be my Astral eyes and awoke to my room room with the door closed and the window opened.  There are alot of strange Astral sounds in the Paralysis state.

[Blackstream]

I guess it's possible it was just a really realistic dream/astral projection.  I don't _think_ I projected, but I guess I can't I can't say I didn't either.

[Aerli]

I get this same sort of wind when the vibrations hit before AP.  I would guess that this is your astral body prepping itself to seperate.

[BOATS]

I get wind tunnel noise, buzzing, a type WAWAWAWA sound and ofcourse voices.  The worst is when I travel in my car I doze in the frount seat and awake in paralysis hafe out of body with a high pitched ringing like the soung of a hearing test in both eares times 100, really painful.

[Reality]

Sounds, heh? I 'awoke' with the noise of terrible loud hornets in my ear! When it happened I thought it was that terrible night that's called luilak, when people are allowed to terrorize the neightboarhood, i was wrong.. later I realized it must have been in relation with astral projection...

Anyway, voices? You mean you hear people talking?!

[Blackstream]

quote:Originally posted by Reality

Anyway, voices? You mean you hear people talking?!

Not this time, but I have heard realistic and even sometimes loud voices (one word only... probably because I'm jolted wide awake when I hear it).

[Blackstream]

Okay, so I was asleep and I wake up (on my right side)to the sight of a hand pointing in my left direction.  For some reason I figure this means it wants me to roll over on my back. (sidenote about the hand on the bottom).

So I go with it.  Nothing happens and I start to drift off to sleep, and I start daydreaming about baal runs in diablo 2 with level 29 chars (dunno why).  All the sudden...

I'm jolted wide awake and I'm hit by this gigantic wind.  This wind is full body and completely impossible in my room mind you.  I even hear "fierce wind blowing sounds" in my ear as it madly blows by me.  Come to think of it, I should note it was blowing in the direction the hand pointed (to my left).  At the same time this was happening, I felt something of a rush in my... er... "genital area".  Hard to explain.  I half expected that it was in fact a succubus and next was to come the super big orgasm of screaming followed by lots of lost energy (which I wouldn't have minded, and sadly have been wishing for).  So I just sat there and waited for events to take its course.

Except everything just stopped.  The wind, the stimulation, the rush.  I was kinda disappointed and I could only say after about a minute, "No orgasm?" []

So, what was this thing?  I'm 100% positive I was awake when this happened.  I don't feel this kinda stuff in the half asleep state.

Anyways, I should note that something similar to this happened a month ago or so.  I was sleeping in a motel 100s of miles away from where I am now and I woke up to... an energy rush in my genital area and a hand pointing down towards my feet.  It also stopped, and then this bear poked it's head through a wall and said something like, "blah blah blah blah" then left.  I figured it was either annoyed or sorta trying to freak me.  Dunno.

So does anyone have ideas what this was?