need help with this one!

[SnakeDoctor]

ok, so...this dream started out pretty normal right. a sex dream at six flags, after i go around almost getting laid but for some reason can't quite get far enough...me and this girl go into "the spider house" where they had all kinds of weird spiders, (in real life i wouldn't even go near this thing if it were real) she wants to fool around, and im like wow ur weird. i tell her to say "Hey, why is this cage open?" to make people run away. and she did, nothing happend. then it jumped....


i am not a soldier in europe sent in to evacuate all american's or relatives. we finally get out of this apartment type building and get moving. then the thing we're trying to evacuate all the people from catches up to us...we attack it as the civilians run away. we get them into some sort of strip mall. the slug/leach type thing is laying, doing something, on the other side of the shopping plazza. some man came at me yelling "this is your fault, if you haddent thrown that thing(points to the creature) at me foot a days ago we woudln't be in this mess!" i didn't know what he was talking about, so i just yelled "Get back inside now! its too dangerous for you out here!" my unit then ran around to the back so we could figure out how to kill this thing. then my dream jumped again...


i don't even know how to explain this one, its THAT effed up. it seemed like a normal day...im at some sort of park, doin whatever(don't think i was doing anything) and it turned out to be a place near a funeral parlor. and i was actually about to attend a wake. i drive up to the door and say to myself, "i can't go in there dressed like this, i need a suit." so, for that reason i strip down to nothing and run inside. once i got inside i notice that this wasn't a good idea, but seen a table with everything on it(a white lace table cloth, silver wear, plates, candles, glasses)  i grab the edges of the table and make for the door, i can hear things falling off the table and breaking and then some one starts to come. so i drop the table and dash for the car. i get inside then it jumps to later in the dream...

its now night time and just got done raining in the same dream, my parents and sister are in the dream now.  my mom leaves the place for some reason, and dinner is about to be served...i don't wanna eat dinner or something, that part isn't too clear. i go to start my car and leave and notice that im past empty on my gas gauge, so i drive around to the font of the building,since i have no money i go to get my dad to give me some. as im walking i noticed armed guards, i find my dad and ask him and my sister to go to the gas station with me so i can use his debit card to put gas in my tank. on the way there i tell him i seen armed guards, i also said "i think their ready" i said it like i knew what was goign on. when we got to the gas station (its now a little later than dawn) i have trouble lining up the car and getting a pump that you can pay outside. my dad gives me his card and tells me to fill up the tank. so i start to put gas in the car, my sister finds some type of report card from Highschool and is surprised i got a B in some class and yells at me sayign i had to cheat to get that grade, and how her's was better. i defend myself saying i didn't cheat and all that. and notice my tank is over flowing. my dad yells "Great the car is messed up!" since the pump had only been in there for a minute. we start heading back for the funeral parlor so i could drop them off and get goin. when the evil guy and his men are standing in front of it waiting...with weapons. when they notice its us they start firing. my sister tells me to yell out the window so he'd stop shooting. i ignore that and speed up for the airport saying "we're getting out of here...im aborting!"  my dad gets shot and killed then the car catches fire(just like in a video game) i speed up and stay in the car till the last second and tell my sister to jump, we jump out of the car and a second later it explodes. as im rolling i notice we didn't make it too far since i rolled right into one of the evil guy's men. i knock him over and grab his pistol, and start returning fire. i kill most of his men and then get thrown to the ground when i notice my sister has been captured. he says something...i say something along the lines "since we didn't check in this morning the calvary is coming, and those navy seals will kick your butt!" he laughs and says "navy seals eh? we'll see" then a minute later i hear that song that is played from helicopters in Vietnam war movies, i say "sucks to be you!" he smiles at me and and picks up the radio and says something "i can hear rotary blades come from it and the guy says something then the bad guy does and the helo turns around. he just laughs at me and motions to some woman, and she starts to tare my sister apart limb from limb. i reach for my knife and swing backwards quickly and slit the guy that is holding me down's throat. pick up a shot gun and start unloading on the woman...but she doesn't die. the main bad guy walks over to me laughing, kicks the shotgun out of my hands, kicks me on my back while holding me down with his foot. he cuts open a hole in my chest says something, and his eyes turn into this evil orange look as he puts pressure on my chest. i scream in pain and reach for my knife. he leans down to say something and i jab the knife into his temple, i pull my hand back and slam it on the end of the knife like a hammer, until the entire knife handle and all, are in his skull. his eyes turn back to normal and he falls dead, along with all of his men. the helicopter comes back and lands, they see im the only survivor and start to try and save my life, i eventually die on the way to the hospital.


anyone have any ideas?