"But it's poop!"

[kiwibonga]

Ah, dreamstate lessons... Can't live with'em, can't live without'em!

My sister came to me and told me to come with her to the supermarket to buy food. I obliged and we found ourselves in this rural supermarket that only sold fresh products. She took me to this aisle which was selling this stuff that looked like ice cream... Like chocolate ice cream... Sausage-shaped chocolate... Which doesn't melt. The whole aisle smelled terrible. Something just wasn't right.

So I ask my sister... "Is this... What I think it is? Are they really selling poop in boxes?"

"It's not poop, we like to call it 'excrement.'"

"That's the same thing! Why would you buy this?"

"It's a delicacy."

"Wait, you actually eat this?"

"Yeah..."

"But it's poop! Are you crazy?"

"What do you mean, crazy? Rich people eat 'disgusting' stuff all the time... Why not excrement?"

"It's got to taste terrible.. It's animal waste.. The body rejects it for a reason!"

"Well.. Look at it this way, you eat cheese, right?"

"Yes..."

"And it's actually rotten milk, it smells bad, some varieties even cause inflammations in the mouth. Excrement doesn't, it's sterile. The only reason you don't want to try it is because you were told that it was bad your whole life, yet you eat things that are just as bad if not worse. And here I thought you were the kind of person who constantly re-evaluated his beliefs..."

She looked around for a while, and picked out this box. I looked at the label: "$5.49, Fresh from today." Inside the box was this greenish-brown stool...

She actually made a great point...

So we went out to a park and she took some bread out of her bag, a knife, and started spreading crap on the bread. She handed a piece to me, and told me to try it.

I brought the yummy sandwich towards my face... And at the last moment...

"I can't do this. You eat it first."

Then I noticed that she was smiling. Her smile slowly became bigger and bigger until she burst out laughing.

"Hahaha! Damn! You almost fell for it!"

"Wait, what? It was a joke??"

"Well... Yeah... Who the hell would eat poop? Are you stupid or something?"

"You b****! You tried to make me eat crap!"

I threw the piece of bread as far as I could... And the dream ended.

[Zephyrus]

Awwwwww, you sure do have a wicked sister 

But even excrements in dreams might have a meaning. Maybe it's about something unhealthy you eat or you feel guilty while eating something fatty or unhealthy?

[McKauhu]

lmao that was funniest dream i have seen a while

[CFTraveler]

Kiwi wrote: 

Excrement doesn't, it's sterile. The only reason you don't want to try it is because you were told that it was bad your whole life

I hate to argue with your astral sister (OK, I don't) but excrement isn't sterile.  It's full of E-coli, which kills, which is why they're always telling us to wash our hands after using the bathroom.  Most of all those ecoli 'situations' arise from employees not washing their hands after going and then preparing food... Just thought I'd mention it.  So think of that the next time you go to the restaurant and have a salad....
BTW, urine is sterile when it comes out, but then it mixes with the bacteria in a baby's bottom and voila'- diaper rash. 

BTW is your real sister like that in real life?

[kiwibonga]

Hehe, it raises an interesting point about the way I transcribed the non verbal communication there -- "sterile" vs "sterilized."

Feces in general aren't sterile, but that particular type that was for sale was safe to eat -- whether it was naturally sterile or processed, I don't know.. Didn't care much for the, uh, science behind the preparing of the stool for human consumption at the time! :p

And no, my sister isn't much of a prankster, it sounds more like something -I- would do, heh!

[Meanderthal]

In Thailand, dreaming of touching poop would be considered a good thing. They say that you will overcome an obstacle or gain something of value. However, since you didn't actually touch it...maybe it will be just a witnessing of it?  Just thought I would throw that idea in.