Who here can teleport???

Squeek · May 26, 2003, 18:03:13

Highly doubtful.

Why do you ask? Do you want to do it? If so, answer me this.

Why? What could be gained?

~Squeek

no_leaf_clover · May 26, 2003, 18:15:24

really cheap travel to anywhere on earth?

fredhedd · May 26, 2003, 18:54:41

everyone on the forum can teleport. that's why we are all members here. there should have a been a little check box on your membership application here. it asks if you can teleport or not.

no_leaf_clover · May 26, 2003, 19:24:32

lol. i must've missed that one.. i must be the only here that can't [V]

SpiritPathwalker · May 26, 2003, 22:58:22

One good teleport spell I know, though it requires you to be moving at high speeds. While driving a car would work, the fact that the car would be driverless after would probably be bad, so try jumping off a high cliff.. close your eyes, think of the place you want to teleport to, and say the following once yah get to 20 mph or so..

um-in-eye, tal-low-om-in-os.
um-in-eye, tal-low-om-en-us.
um-in-eye, tal-low-om-on-tus.

The teleportation itself slows down your fall so when yah appear at the place you teleporting too, fall equivalent of only a couple meters (6'), just be sure to land on your feet and yah should be fine.

-Soulwolf Pathwalker

"If anyone actually follows these directions, I won't feel sorry as I've done the world a huge favor."

Kiflarer · May 28, 2003, 12:40:48

does that realy work??? have you done it before???and do i need to say it loud or can i whisper it???

AngelicSaiyan · May 28, 2003, 16:43:54

LOL sounds like something i know, but yah need to be going 88mph to get anywhere (anytime). Not something I would try

kampersdream · May 29, 2003, 08:34:46

of course i have a teleport, there really not that rare. oops, sorry i actually have a porta tele. my bad.[

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Kiflarer · May 29, 2003, 11:46:48

have you done it before angelic saiyan??? did it work???

Squeek · May 29, 2003, 11:51:57

quote:
Posted by Angelic Saiyan:

LOL sounds like something i know, but yah need to be going 88mph to get anywhere (anytime). Not something I would try

Read carefully. And kampersdream i have no idea what you are even trying to say. English would be good.

~Squeek

Kiflarer · May 29, 2003, 12:20:30

ok but would it work?

i mean in a train or so not from a cliff

goingslow · May 30, 2003, 09:54:10

Learn to Astral Project then you can teleport.

If you're looking to do it in the physical.. and you're serious about doing it dont waste your time. It will only cause frustration. Start off simple dont try to do something so huge. If its possible you might be able to do it in the next 100 years.

panabelle · May 30, 2003, 13:04:22

"ok but would it work?" Good question. Let's answer it: has anyone actually done this before? How long did it take you to learn? Is it difficult? How far did you teleport? How fast were you going? Was it in open air or through stuff? And (duh) how did you do it? Seem like simple questions to me if you can do it. If you can answer these, I'm sure there's a lot of people (myself included[|)]) who'd appreciate it.

Squeek: "Why" Heehee, that's funny. Must have slapped yourself after reading no_leaf_clover's answer...why...<chuckle> Still, motives is something to take into consideration.

SpiritPathwalker: Jumping off a cliff?! Isn't that just a little bit risky?

Fat_Turkey · May 30, 2003, 23:08:23

Oh I have a tech for teleportetion i have done it before so lisetn up:

Step 1
breathe real deep and focus on the place you want to go to
Step 2
Imagin you are some1 real fast like sonick the hedghog and then see yourself suddenly breaking the speed of sound or light going to that place
Step 3
Repeat step 2 many times. fell urself teleporting
Step 4
It really helps if you have a ki ball at your third eye to help you visualise and focus yi better
Step 5
keep it going until you are there

Any questions? Yes I am a 10 year old I watch DBZ and I can't spell. Yes I got my hands on Tripod and decided to make this site after reading another one. Yes I am making fun of the "DBZers" to some extent. And YES this one of the funniest topics I've seen today. Can't believe you fell for the jumping off the cliff one - how gullible can you GET?!?!?

See ya
-FT

JonProject · May 31, 2003, 01:24:38

I have a question...
If teleportation *is* possible, then why is everybody saying you have to be moving in the first place? But hey if you were going 80mph and had a flux capacitor maybe you could go through time...
P.S. Fat Turkey I like your style.

Fat_Turkey · May 31, 2003, 03:21:40

My original idea on the possibility of teleportation would be phasing (of the walking-through-walls kind). But seeing as hardly anybody has done or can explain phasing, I find that theory for teleportation not very good. To cut it short - you phase out, go real fast somewhere, then phase back in.

Later
-FT

P.S. Thanks JonP[|)]

Kiflarer · May 31, 2003, 03:33:24

so teleporting is just verry fast movement...so fast that it just seems to be like i am getting to another place without moving... interesting

Fat_Turkey · May 31, 2003, 03:42:17

Just don't jump off a cliff or nothin crazy man. Peoples was jokin!!

[B)]

Well I gotta head out now. Sleepy times for Fatteh...*yawns* g'nite everyone.

-FT

SpiritPathwalker · May 31, 2003, 03:42:46

Easier to enhance something that already exists then create something outa nothing. Technically we always moving, but relative to the position of the earth we arn't. By moving, one already has a basis for teleportation by changing realative location.

Ney, someone falling for the 'jumping off a cliff' wasn't that bad.. Someone falling for the 'jumping off a cliff' along with the almost blindly obvious 'anyone who does this will probably win a Darwin award for taking themselves out of the gene pool' sig after, however, now that's Gullible... Admitadly they get a few points for wanting to try in a train and not jumping though

, so no Darwin award today.

-Soulwolf Pathwalker
I don't make fun of people for having a low IQ, that sometimes can't be helped. But when someone could be a future Darwin award in the making, well, if someone gonna hang themselves, might as well hand 'em the rope [

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Kiflarer · May 31, 2003, 05:12:40

I DONT HAVE LOW IQ I JUST WANNA KNOW HOW TO TELEPORT NOW PLEASE GIMME A TECHNIQUE THAT WORKS

panabelle · May 31, 2003, 09:58:20

THAT was funny. Seeing "I don't have a low IQ" and "I just want to know how to teleport" in the same sentence after at least four or five sarcastic posts...If you really are serious, you might want to take it somewhere else; you don't seem to be getting a lot of help here. Here's an article on phasing, but that's all I can do.

http://www.psipog.net/show.php?id=11

SpiritPathwalker · June 02, 2003, 00:12:13

Ney, yah misread what I mentioned. I said I don't make fun of people with low IQ, and I didn't say yours was low. I was speaking more as common sense, which mabe learn more and shall be laughed at less. Or, have a sense of humor on your own mistakes, and get 'em back at there's, yah could probably compare my spelling to a 6th grader, and dispite me passing high school (abit a C in english), you'ed probably be right, if not insult said 6th graders.

Someone can't just give yah a technique to teleport, a few words of latin, wave of hand, and your suddenly somewhere else. Doesn't work quite that way. If your asking for someone to give yah some technique, yah probably not skilled enough to do it even if it does work (never seen it, can't do it, but that doesn't mean it impossible). First off, how about basic focus? Levitation? Havn't seen levitation proven possible yet even, but I'm sure it's easier then teleporting. Point is yah gotta learn things in steps, even with alot of training. Until yah could pefect Levitation (again, unproven but nothing impossible), I wouldn't reccomend trying to telport. What if yah manage it, but not skilled enough to control it? Ending up in the middle of a mountainside ain't too good for your health.

-Soulwolf Pathwalker

Loose the cap locks. Just 'yelling' stuff out just makes your typing look worse then even mine.

mysticki · June 02, 2003, 18:14:57

I don't anyone here can teleport...sorry...

kromeknight · June 07, 2003, 19:29:58

Ok I'm sticking my neck out here a little but this did happen to me. I was riding my motor bike home from work and at a intersection a car pulled out directly in front of me. I was to close to avoid it so I applied the brakes and lowered my head for impact. It all happened within a heart beat form seeing the car to waiting for impact. what happened next I can't explain but the car continued it's course and so did I ? it was like I went straight though it!...impossable but it happened. That happened yrs ago. I have found a web site recently that might give an explaination http://realityshifters.com/
krome

Squeek · June 08, 2003, 14:37:01

imatation time.

LOOK GUYS I DONT HAVE ANY PATIENCE AT ALL I JUST WANT TO LEARN STUFF WHY CANT YOU JUST TELL ME DONT YOU KNOW ANYTHING WOW IM JUST ASKING YOU A SIMPLE QUESTION AND ALL I WANT IS A SIMPLE ANSER THANX!

~Squeek

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