and with that the goblin appeared

[fleamailman]

"...hi..." said the goblin, wondering if he'd even come to the right place is, his thoughts were more on the coffee machine at this point, but he just continued "...well there's not really much to say about me, married with kids I suppose, that's me then..." and then something crossed his mind  "...you see, the trouble in one's introduction is simply, if you don't meet the other person, there's absolutely no way to prove anything anyway since these are just words here, and the reader is blind, I mean anyone of us could be just anything then, who knows I could even be a human for that matter MYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, no no just joking, thought it was funny though..."

[Szaxx]

For an intro thats so different. You never said what type and size of footware you possess.
We'll know for sure if youre a gnome or indeed a goblin.

[fleamailman]

("...well, as shoes goes I like doc martins because they have steal caps to protect one's toes..." replied the goblin thanking Szaxx for asking)

[Szaxx]

Your treadings fair thee well in docs'.
A footware favoured by those of Manchester.
How are your dreams lately?

[Lionheart]

 Welcome to the Astral Pulse!  

There's no discimination here. Race, Color or Creed, everyone is invited. We welcome Gnomes, Fairies, Dragons, Humans and other Entities of all kinds.

We just try to keep those pesky "Trolls" out, lol!  

I loved your introduction by the way. Very unique!  

[fleamailman]

("...well I do my best human, if I may be so bold to call you one that is..." replied the goblin who didn't like trolls either, adding "...nah, to be honest I'm just your average everyday sort of goblin here, just like any other goblin you would come across I suppose...", and with that the goblin just thanked those who didn't mind his writing in third person each time, simply it seemed more fun this way)

[Greytraveller]

Greetings and welcome fleamailman
As your introduction was different than most that means you are probably a different type of person than most and that means you will probably fit in here nicely.

Regards 
Grey

[fleamailman]

("...I go very slowly upon your forum humans..." replied the goblin once more, continuing "...where I will inconspicuously tuck myself away into your writers section then, posting some more poems perhaps, and prose there too, all in the hope that it pleases and gains me friends by doing it..." however, the goblin just couldn't write as the humans did, somehow they just laughed wherever he tried, yet that was ok he guessed, after all laughing was good for the soul wasn't it MYAHAHHAHAHA)

[Xanth]

Welcome aboard flea.

So how did you come across astral projection? 

Oh and... as unique as it may be, you might want to lose the role playing bit.    LoL

[fleamailman]

("...well, there was this thread elsewhere called "does hell exist", to which I had ventured calvin's conjecture again, the one that went if a potter makes a pot and if then that pot leaks would that be the fault of the pot or the potter, surely it's the potter's fault now, but if so, if god made you and you sin who fault is that then, whereupon someone else had then replied that hell exists to those who believe it does exist together with a link to here now..." replied the goblin who tended not to speculate upon the afterlife for fear that it would then turn this life into a points game towards the afterlife to come if any, adding "...so I guess that rather makes me somewhat gnostic in practice then, though most christians would term gnosticism as dire heresy here, yet somehow I can relate to the rejected suppressed gospel of thomas more than I can the other accepted gospels...")