Channeling David Hilbert

[Telos]

I haven't done a good channel in a while. I figured it was about time I use my talents for the good of mankind of solve an ancient riddle about the prime numbers, whilst demonstrating the efficacy of spiritualism.

Ahem.

David Hilbert, are you there?

Hallo?

Es tut mir leid, Herr Hilbert. Sprechen Sie Englisch, bitte.

Yes, of course. I was just giving you extra evidence that it was me. You could be speaking to a fraud who wasn't born in Germany.

Or a fraud who was born in Germany?

Punkt genommen.

Yes, well...

Has the Riemann hypothesis been proven?

No! That's what I came to talk to you about.

Wir müssen wissen. Wir werden wissen!

Yes... but, don't you know the proof?

Why on Earth would you ask that?

Well, on Earth we don't know the proof. But in the afterlife...

The afterlife is filled with dead people from the Earth... people who also did not know the proof.

So learning does not continue into the afterlife?

Well of course it does. But I can't tell you how. You have to die first, see.

Right. Okay. But this learning does not include the proof to the Riemann Hypothesis?

Mathematics isn't much of a subject here, I'm afraid.

Well, haven't you been working on a proof?

In order to answer that question I'd have to tell you about afterlife stuff, and I'm not allowed to go beyond fuzzy wuzzy topics like Lieben, Baumumarmen...

That's disappointing. I was going to offer my services to channel the proof to Earth for you.

I suppose you'd like to know where the Higgs-boson is too...

... you... you know where that is?

Oi vay.

If I hug a tree, will it give me a Higgs boson?

...

Herr Hilbert?

Make your time.

Eh?

Rainbow Power!

Rainbow Brite... is that you?

We are spiritual Reptilian. All your cow are belong to us.

You should go back in time to prehistoric eras. There's much larger game there.

Fool! How do you think we evolved?? We are the... wait a minute. That's actually pretty good idea. You wanna go, guys? Thanks for the idea, Telos. Our time machine is in the Earth, if you ever want to use it.

In the Earth?

Yeah, the Earth is hollow.

No kidding. Can you give me some coordinates...?

See ya in a million years! .... *zoom*

Wow. Eh... Anyone? Is anyone out there...?




I assume that Herr Hilbert was interrupted by malicious forces who wanted to use my mind for their evil schemes. Rainbow Brite then came to fight off these forces of darkness. And then those wacky Reptileans came.

So, I didn't get the proof to the Riemann Hypothesis. But look on the bright side, I sent the Reptiles back millions of years into the past! But then that might mean that they'll become even more super evolved once they reach present day again...

Shoot.

[CaCoDeMoN]

ROTFL!

[wizzle3]

and how exactly did you throw them past time millions of years

[Telos]

and how exactly did you throw them past time millions of years

Well, I just gave them the idea. They're the ones who actually did it.

Now that I think about it, they will advance another million years until the day I channel them again, at which point they will once again go back a million years into the past. I've trapped them in a time loop.

No need to thank me all at once, David Icke readers.