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Title: Channeling Mustardseed-the-Joker!!
Post by: Mustardseed on March 02, 2004, 11:43:06
Ok then, I confess..............you are a much bigger joker than I am, dang......I loved that title, but against this YOU.....nobody stands a chance [;)]

Oh ok then let me give it another shot.........


Ladies and Gentlemen Contending for the title

BEST AP JOKER

Chat on the astral Pulse:

Shaman: Hey Mayatnik....I am the best channeler around....nanananana

Mayatnik: No....I am the best channeler here move over buddy

Shaman: what ever makes you believe that....I am way ahead of you

Mayatnik: Well....the Zetas told me

Shaman: Ha well....Mustardseed says that GOD told him I am better than you!

rhinegirl: I never told Mustardseed to say any such thing
Title: Channeling Mustardseed-the-Joker!!
Post by: shaman on March 02, 2004, 11:57:41
However, you have a very good tone when you "channel". One can see that you know your bible very good, the same periphrases, the same tone, the attitude,... quite impressive. It also shows how well you understand the way people view God, whether in the Bible (Old and New Testament) or in the Far East (Budhism, Induism,... meditation to reach oneness, one need to "lose" his/her "ego", that was a very smart reply !).

Anyhow, I always enjoy reading your posts!

But do you think I am of a joker more than you?

I never pretended channeling anyone (that is except you!). [:)][:)]

Shaman The Dreamer [|)]
Title: Channeling Mustardseed-the-Joker!!
Post by: Hephaestus on March 02, 2004, 13:06:53
I thought the Zetas said Mustardseed was indeed channeling someone but it wasnt god. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. [V]
Title: Channeling Mustardseed-the-Joker!!
Post by: Ceriel N on March 02, 2004, 13:25:01
Was the joker a liar or the liar a fool?

Still, "told you so."
Title: Channeling Mustardseed-the-Joker!!
Post by: shaman on March 03, 2004, 12:27:25
In the meanwhile people still post messages with questions to God for Mustardseed... they haven't noticed yet that channeling God was a joke...Eventhough Mustardseed you have openly admitted that, they haven't pay attention. Well, Mustardseed, I hope you won't stop posting, because they still need you to answer their questions to God. Keep up the good job, MS, it seems they really like it and they need you!

BTW, MS, I just came across the following:

One day a woman came to see Buddha with her dead child in her arms.
Grief-stricken, she had wandered from place to place, asking people
for medicine to restore him to life. As a last resort, she asked
Buddha if he could help her. "Yes", he said, "but you must first bring
me some MUSTARD SEED from a house in which there has never been a death".
Filled with hope, the woman went from door to door inquireing, but
no one could help her. Every house she entered had witnessed its share
of deaths. By the time she reached the end of the village, she had
awakened to the realization that sickness and death are inevitable.
After burying her son, she returned to the Buddha for spiritual
instruciton. "Only one law in the universe never changes", he explained
"that all things change and all things are impermanent".

Maybe this explains it all, why they need you... [;)]
Title: Channeling Mustardseed-the-Joker!!
Post by: Kerrblur on March 03, 2004, 13:54:02
I said
"What happened to this thread, all you people dictating mustards channels, and turning everything into a factual Conversation, trying to say What MS says is false, or Some other GOD.

Nay had it right, Private Message him, Or create a different thread
"

Good, keep this stuff on another thread, Nice working, now you can do your critism on your own behalf. noone to tell you otherwise.
Title: Channeling Mustardseed-the-Joker!!
Post by: Kerrblur on March 03, 2004, 13:59:57
Oh By the way, hopefully if theres people out reading have any utmost respect towards MS then you'd know it isnt anything to be argueing about, so ultimately theres no reason to press the Reply button.

See how many people Actually can reply who 'really' have no respect towards MS, and they them make there own thread called,
'channeling Ego'

Or name it 'It dont exist if I say it dont' club
Good respect for the club..
Title: Channeling Mustardseed-the-Joker!!
Post by: kakkarot on March 03, 2004, 18:26:52
uh shaman, in case you didn't notice, the thread in the astral chat subforums is a DIFFERENT thread than mustardseed's channeling thread.

yes the "vision" of robert bruce was a joke, but where the heck are you getting that his channeling thread is a joke? are you just unable to understand that one can post a joke in one thread and be serious in another?

~kakkarot
Title: Channeling Mustardseed-the-Joker!!
Post by: Mustardseed on March 03, 2004, 18:49:01
quote:
Originally posted by shaman

In the meanwhile people still post messages with questions to God for Mustardseed... they haven't noticed yet that channeling God was a joke...Eventhough Mustardseed you have openly admitted that, they haven't pay attention. Well, Mustardseed, I hope you won't stop posting, because they still need you to answer their questions to God. Keep up the good job, MS, it seems they really like it and they need you!



Dear Shaman
I am almost sorry to have to write this but it seems evident trhat it is YOU who do not get it.

I find your post above very wierd and strangely devisive and clouded. If you have something to say say it. If you wonder if I have something to say ask me.

IT WAS A JOKE,thats all . Just becourse I told what I thought was a pretty funny joke(can be discussed[;)]) dosn't mean that everything else I say is a joke as well.

So Shaman what do you think. Do YOU get it my friend????

Regards Mustardseed

PS glad you like the thread. Maybe I should ask God about humour, that might be interesting[:)]
Title: Channeling Mustardseed-the-Joker!!
Post by: shaman on March 04, 2004, 08:49:46
OK, accept my humble apologies!

I do not think anything.... I have emptied my mind of thoughts and criticisms and I will not interfer with your channeling or with anything anyone will post here anymore. I leave the space empty for you to fill it in. I will go back to my prophecies and leave the channeling for the "channelers". Everyone can believe anything, it is their right.
If someone wants a channeler and you present yourself as one, then that's fine with me, I will let you all be.


I do not need a channeler to speak with God, as everyone can pray in her/his heart and reach God and everyone can get signs from God.

Kemo She ne-emar be tirgum be loazit:

"If there is a prophet among you,
I, YHVH, make Myself known to him in a vision,
I speak with him in a dream" (Numbers 12:6)

"In a dream, a vision of the night,
when slumber falls on humans
as they sleep upon their bed,
He (God) uncovers human ears,
terrifies them with warning"
(job 33:15-16)

To All the righteous:
"God will guide you always
and satisfy your soul with sparkling flashes"
(Isaiah 58:11).
Title: Channeling Mustardseed-the-Joker!!
Post by: shaman on March 04, 2004, 09:14:06
And by the way, I did not post anything directly on MS threat, but if you haven't noticed I opened a new threat about it. Originally my main point was to draw the attention of everyone that MS did in the past make jokes and as such (at least personnaly I view this as) it reduces his credibility.

As I said I will not interfer with his "channeling".

Deuteronomy: Chapter 13:

2 If there arise in the midst of thee a prophet,
or a dreamer of dreams--and he give thee a sign
or a wonder,

3 and the sign or the wonder come to pass,
whereof he spoke unto thee--saying:
'Let us go after other gods, which thou hast
not known, and let us serve them';

4 thou shalt not hearken unto the words of
that prophet, or unto that dreamer of dreams;
for the LORD your God putteth you to proof,
to know whether ye do love the LORD your God
with all your heart and with all your soul.

5 After the LORD your God shall ye walk, and
Him shall ye fear, and His commandments shall
ye keep, and unto His voice shall ye hearken,
and Him shall ye serve, and unto Him shall ye
cleave.

6 And that prophet, or that dreamer of dreams,
shall be put to death; because he hath spoken
perversion against the LORD your God, ...
... to draw thee aside out of the way which the
LORD thy God commanded thee to walk in.
So shalt thou put away the evil from the midst of thee.



So, I hope you are channeling God and not just your own self...
Title: Channeling Mustardseed-the-Joker!!
Post by: Mustardseed on March 04, 2004, 09:17:25
Dear Shaman
Apologies accepted.......naturally. Maybe I should also apologise to yop for the conclusions I drew above, indicating a sinister motive on your part...I am sorry my friend. I am learning a lot about seeing the good and the possibilities and not get so caught up in my own suspicion, it seems that suspicien is always a enemy of happiness and a foe to joy and friendship.

Dont get all seperate though, "come back and see us again sometime y'all", you are always welcome and appreciated.

Regards Mustardseed
Title: Channeling Mustardseed-the-Joker!!
Post by: Mustardseed on March 04, 2004, 09:39:50
Dear Shaman
At this point we could enter into a theological discussion regarding the Biblical "rules" or presidents as concerns Prophecy/Channeling. I would be interested to ask you a couple of questions in this regard.

1. You quote the old testament as source material, indicating to me that the rules therein are to be kept under penalty of execution. In other words you seem to indicate that I should be judged under religious law , (ie Jewish law) comparable to Sharia (muslim law). Is that your intent?

2. If you believe that the old testament and the statutes in it should be kept to the nth degree, stoning false prophets etc do you also think this should be applied to laws about adultery, children showing disrespect to parents, and many others, all punisable by death, or is it merely me, (claiming that God is love, prophesying of His control of our existance, His love and eternal promises of comfort and care for mankind etc.) that you believe is in danger of this punishment?

3.If you do believe that ALL the old testament should be kept adhered to, are you keeping it yourself? If not , could you include your current address as well as the address to the stone quarry closest to your home.[;)] You quote scripture and must be familiar with the one who states that "he who breaks the least of these commandments is guilty of the (breaking) of the entire law".

The above are interesting questions.

I would encourage you to look through my channelings and if there are any points from "God" in there that you feel is not in accordance with the Bible, and if you can convince me of this without a doubt, I will imideately stop my channeling.

Again I do thank you for your concern, and kindness.

Regards Mustardseed
Title: Channeling Mustardseed-the-Joker!!
Post by: Kerrblur on March 04, 2004, 09:47:09
HAHAHAHA Shaman just got burnt
Title: Channeling Mustardseed-the-Joker!!
Post by: SpectralDragon on March 04, 2004, 10:27:53
It is sad that certain individuals are not open to the fact that they could be wrong. This has intensified the problems on this board quite a bit. I admit I had been guilty of this as well for a while.
Title: Channeling Mustardseed-the-Joker!!
Post by: shaman on March 04, 2004, 12:03:40
(1) The texts in the Bible need interpretation all the time. Even if it is written "to be put to death", it is not written who is carrying out the sentence. I view things as God would take care of everything and of the sentence too. Now also to be put to death does not need to be a physical death, it could be a spiritual death where the person does not evolve to the upper spriritual plane, but rather stagnates at the same or lower level.

(2) I have also chosen texts from the Bible since the way MS expresses his channeling is very much the same, this is why I have brought back these texts, as they are quite similar in their form to the texts of MS. MS has added some more eastern views too such as the "lost of ego" to find God, together with the NDE view of Pure Love, which is also one of the eastern tradition which is reached by meditation. All what is in the Bible goes back to the same "do not do to others what you don't want others to do to you". It is also that same attitude that meditative enlightment (again in the east) reaches for. I see all Abraham, Moses, Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed,... as enlighted people who had reached a higher spirituality and all of them chose their way to "transmit" (or "channel" if you prefer) their spiritual learning one way or another with different text, tradition, cults, practices...

(3) Let the one who never sinned throw the first stone. So you can wait quite a long to be lapidated, as new borns are pretty bad at throwing stones.... I do quote other things on different threats... but here I thought that the Old Testament would suit rather well to the situation. As I wrote in (1) : it all needs interpertation.

Kerrblur, you are having pleasure in mocking me...

My simple concern was (and stil is, even if I am going to stop debating about it) that on these forum, it is very easy to write anything and you will always have some people believing in that. It is like the aliens thing...

For my part, I am like St Thomas, who believes only in what he sees (or what he sens). I am rational, extremely rational. And so far on this whole forum with its thousands of posts, I haven't seen any evidence of anything, except the "law of the bla-bla-blah", to which I am hapily taking part ! in this actual moment.

So, can you view me here going around in this forum and being extremely skeptical of everything, being rational, being scientist,.... Who is burning, really? I am completely translucid and at most I get in hoter discussions only invovling politics rather than involving Religion or the paranormal... Haven't you noticed yet?  Because, also, after all, that is the only way you can go around in that kind of forum, it is not to get personnaly involved and not to take anything personnally.

No, MS I am not a fool to give you my email address... Do you think I am that dum?! I already get enought junk mail and viruses here. Didn't you have also a post asking how one can access the site as "anonymous"? Why did you ask that? Do you think I belong to the people who are most of them teenagers? Is that what you think I am and that you can address me and convince me in the same manner?

Don't worry, I will not take your "show" away from you, not steal your show or anything like that. I just a visitor here, passing by, not intending to take roots here or to impose anything on anyone.

LIfe is elsewhere, not on the web... life is there in the street, at home, at school, at work,... but not here. Here it is a virtual reality! only virtual....

SO long !
Title: Channeling Mustardseed-the-Joker!!
Post by: kakkarot on March 04, 2004, 14:22:09
quote:
Originally posted by Kerrblur

HAHAHAHA Shaman just got burnt

we all get burnt at one time or another. it teaches humility, a good thing for people who seek the truth to have [:)].

of course some of us (aka me) get burnt a whole lot cause we're stupid and need to learn the long and hard way [|)], but better to be burnt and learn to be humble than to never be burnt and so be arrogant instead [;)].

~kakkarot
Title: Channeling Mustardseed-the-Joker!!
Post by: Mustardseed on March 05, 2004, 06:07:46


(1) The texts in the Bible need interpretation all the time. says who?
Even if it is written "to be put to death", it is not written who is carrying out the sentence.yes it was, the congregation was clearly expected to do this
I view things as God would take care of everything and of the sentence too.
ok thats your opinion but not the old testament,they had judges and executioners
Now also to be put to death does not need to be a physical death, it could be a spiritual death where the person does not evolve to the upper spriritual plane, but rather stagnates at the same or lower level
makes no sense at all, it is a punishment, not self imposed

(2) I have also chosen texts from the Bible since the way MS expresses his channeling is very much the same, this is why I have brought back these texts, as they are quite similar in their form to the texts of MS. MS has added some more eastern views please explain this further, this seems like an allegation, and you might want to remember that the Bible was not written in USA but in the middle east and does not stand for western viewstoo such as the "lost of ego" to find God, together with the NDE view of Pure Love, which is also one of the eastern tradition which is reached by meditation. All what is in the Bible goes back to the same "do not do to others what you don't want others to do to you".that quote is not in the bible but is acredited to Confusious, the Bible says "DO unto others what you would want them to DO unto you" a subtle but clear difference
It is also that same attitude that meditative enlightment (again in the east) reaches for. I see all Abraham, Moses, Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed,... as enlighted people who had reached a higher spirituality and all of them chose their way to "transmit" (or "channel" if you prefer) their spiritual learning one way or another with different text, tradition, cults, practices...I never said that, nor claimed that nor did I ever indicate I have reached any such "higher level", you are putting words in my mouth

(3) Let the one who never sinned throw the first stone.
my point exactly so remember you were the one to threaten with the stoning and I merely questioned that attitude and asked if you were without sin, anyway you are mixing up the new and old testament
So you can wait quite a long to be lapidated, as new borns are pretty bad at throwing stones..........? I do quote other things on different threatsthreads I think it must be[;)]... but here I thought that the Old Testament would suit rather well to the situation. As I wrote in (1) : it all needs interpertation.

Kerrblur, you are having pleasure in mocking me... it seemed that you were actually taking pleasure in mocking ME, maybe you were just trying to be helpful?

My simple concern was (and stil is, even if I am going to stop debating about it) that on these forum, it is very easy to write anything and you will always have some people believing in that. It is like the aliens thing... you started the thread[:)]

For my part, I am like St Thomas, who believes only in what he sees (or what he sens)wrong again it is only seeing if you allow yourself to be led by other senses, you are by definition "spirituallt inclined". I am rational, extremely rational. [:P].......uhhh....ok if you say so
And so far on this whole forum with its thousands of posts, I haven't seen any evidence of anything, except the "law of the bla-bla-blah", to which I am hapily taking part ! in this actual moment.

So, can you view me here going around in this forum and being extremely skeptical of everything, being rational, being scientist,.... Who is burning, really? I am completely translucid and at most I get in hoter discussions only invovling politics rather than involving Religion or the paranormal... Haven't you noticed yet?  Because, also, after all, that is the only way you can go around in that kind of forum, it is not to get personnaly involved and not to take anything personnally. [:)]odd statement......you seem to take most things very personaal. Your thoughts also seem to be very confused and slightley muddled up.....

No, MS I am not a fool to give you my email address... Do you think I am that dum?! I already get enought junk mail and viruses here. Didn't you have also a post asking how one can access the site as "anonymous"? Why did you ask that? Do you think I belong to the people who are most of them teenagers? Is that what you think I am and that you can address me and convince me in the same manner? and your sense of humour is pretty badly shot......you dumbfound me[;)]

Don't worry, I will not take your "show" away from you, not steal your show or anything like that. I just a visitor here, passing by, not intending to take roots here or to impose anything on anyone. not "my show" but feel free, however my observation would be that you would have a hard time "stealing the show" as you put it, seeing you misunderstand so many things

LIfe is elsewhere, not on the web... life is there in the street, at home, at school, ahhhhh...now that makes sense[;)]at work,... but not here. Here it is a virtual reality! only virtual....

SO long !

ok so long Shaman have a nice day my friend, and work on that sense of humour a bit......[;)]......sometimes reading something funny will help, jokes articles and even some threads on the AP....like this one[:)]
Title: Channeling Mustardseed-the-Joker!!
Post by: Akensai on March 05, 2004, 07:52:41
QuoteOriginally posted by Mustardseed



(1) The texts in the Bible need interpretation all the time. says who?  Me! Every age is different, we need to see what is written in the context of when it was written and by whom and in what context he meant it. This is not only hard I would say impossible, but that is a matter of opinion. It is also possible this is already done in the past, and then it's even harder as we are doing an interpretation of an interpretation.  
Even if it is written "to be put to death", it is not written who is carrying out the sentence.yes it was, the congregation was clearly expected to do this
I view things as God would take care of everything and of the sentence too.
ok that's your opinion but not the old testament, they had judges and executioners  The old testament is no longer valid except as history, this is what is written in the bible is it not? Then it seems strange to me you make use of it for an argument.
Now also to be put to death does not need to be a physical death, it could be a spiritual death where the person does not evolve to the upper spiritual plane, but rather stagnates at the same or lower level
makes no sense at all, it is a punishment, not self imposed I agree that would seem strange indeed, but not for the reason mustardseed holds. It is strange that god would hold anyone back to better himself.

(2) I have also chosen texts from the Bible since the way MS expresses his channeling is very much the same, this is why I have brought back these texts, as they are quite similar in their form to the texts of MS. MS has added some more eastern views please explain this further, this seems like an allegation, and you might want to remember that the Bible was not written in USA but in the middle east and does not stand for western views  This could also be explained by the coloring the channel does whit the received message, in this case mustardseeds study of the bible could give "gods" message somewhat the same style. too such as the "lost of ego" to find God, together with the NDE view of Pure Love, which is also one of the eastern tradition which is reached by meditation. All what is in the Bible goes back to the same "do not do to others what you don't want others to do to you".that quote is not in the bible but is accredited to Confucsious, the Bible says "DO unto others what you would want them to DO unto you" a subtle but clear difference There is a difference, but this could easily have been caused by play of words. (early translations, interpretations)
It is also that same attitude that meditative enlightment (again in the east) reaches for. I see all Abraham, Moses, Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed,... as enlightened people who had reached a higher spirituality and all of them chose their way to "transmit" (or "channel" if you prefer) their spiritual learning one way or another with different text, tradition, cults, practices...I never said that, nor claimed that nor did I ever indicate I have reached any such "higher level", you are putting words in my mouth  This however doesn't go whit how the bible current teachings as some of those tradition do have some big differences whit the bible! So it would be strange for mustard seed to claim any of such.

(3) Let the one who never sinned throw the first stone.
my point exactly so remember you were the one to threaten with the stoning and I merely questioned that attitude and asked if you were without sin, anyway you are mixing up the new and old testament
So you can wait quite a long to be lapidated, as new borns are pretty bad at throwing stones..........? I do quote other things on different threatsthreads I think it must be[;)]... but here I thought that the Old Testament would suit rather well to the situation. As I wrote in (1) : it all needs interpertation.

Kerrblur, you are having pleasure in mocking me... it seemed that you were actually taking pleasure in mocking ME, maybe you were just trying to be helpful?

My simple concern was (and stil is, even if I am going to stop debating about it) that on these forum, it is very easy to write anything and you will always have some people believing in that. It is like the aliens thing... you started the thread[:)]  Nothing wrong whit people believing things, just as you are entitled to make a counter argument against what happens on these forums. This should be in balance. As long as both views of things both remain visible for everyone to see, everyone can make a fairly informed decision about things.

For my part, I am like St Thomas, who believes only in what he sees (or what he sens)wrong again it is only seeing if you allow yourself to be led by other senses, you are by definition "spirituallt inclined". I am rational, extremely rational. [:P].......uhhh....ok if you say so  Part of seeing things is knowing where to look.
And so far on this whole forum with its thousands of posts, I haven't seen any evidence of anything, except the "law of the bla-bla-blah", to which I am hapily taking part ! in this actual moment.  The thing is, it's for you to find out, no one is obligated to give you any evidence, and furthermore these things are not easily proven this is how it goes for thousand of years now.

So, can you view me here going around in this forum and being extremely skeptical of everything, being rational, being scientist,.... Who is burning, really? I am completely translucid and at most I get in hoter discussions only invovling politics rather than involving Religion or the paranormal... Haven't you noticed yet?  Because, also, after all, that is the only way you can go around in that kind of forum, it is not to get personnaly involved and not to take anything personnally. [:)]odd statement......you seem to take most things very personaal. Your thoughts also seem to be very confused and slightley muddled up.....  You on the other hand Mustardseed seem to be very relaxed lately. [:)]  Everything is always personal, well that's what I personally think, you can attack me on this personally to! [;)]

No, MS I am not a fool to give you my email address... Do you think I am that dum?! I already get enought junk mail and viruses here. Didn't you have also a post asking how one can access the site as "anonymous"? Why did you ask that? Do you think I belong to the people who are most of them teenagers? Is that what you think I am and that you can address me and convince me in the same manner? and your sense of humour is pretty badly shot......you dumbfound me[;)]  This wasn't meant as humor or was it [?] Anyway there are pretty good spam filters nowadays, you should think about getting one!

Don't worry, I will not take your "show" away from you, not steal your show or anything like that. I just a visitor here, passing by, not intending to take roots here or to impose anything on anyone. not "my show" but feel free, however my observation would be that you would have a hard time "stealing the show" as you put it, seeing you misunderstand so many things  Don't go away if you think you still have something to say, take roots here if you want, it's a nice place to do so! And your stealing no ones show, there is no show!

LIfe is elsewhere, not on the web... life is there in the street, at home, at school, ahhhhh...now that makes sense[;)]at work,... but not here. Here it is a virtual reality! only virtual.... Still a reality none the less, and no less important either. Key word is moderation of course; keep every aspect of life in balance whit each other.

SO long !

ok so long Shaman have a nice day my friend, and work on that sense of humour a bit......[;)]......sometimes reading something funny will help, jokes articles and even some threads on the AP....like this one[:)]  Are you really the one to talk ? [:P]

So long !
Title: Channeling Mustardseed-the-Joker!!
Post by: Mustardseed on March 05, 2004, 08:19:45
Only a few comments.....would you mind to make your comments in another colour, not to confuse things. I see no need to answer your post. In all honesty I think you would jump on any bandwagon as long as it would be against me.........so be my guest, come on my friend give it your best shot. IMHO This thread is silly in its entirety, I think even you can see that.....so I will let you discuss on without me .

Regards Mustardseed
Title: Channeling Mustardseed-the-Joker!!
Post by: Akensai on March 05, 2004, 08:32:02
QuoteOriginally posted by Mustardseed

Only a few comments.....would you mind to make your comments in another colour, not to confuse things. I will, but you must understand i didn't choose blue to make it look like your god channeling, but i can see now how this could look like that. I see no need to answer your post. In all honesty I think you would jump on any bandwagon as long as it would be against me.........so be my guest, come on my friend give it your best shot. What a strange thing to say, I have nothing against you! I let you know my view on things, as is my right, that is all! IMHO This thread is silly in its entirety, I think even you can see that.....so I will let you discuss on without me. Perhaps not that silly, but do as you wish.
Title: Channeling Mustardseed-the-Joker!!
Post by: shaman on March 05, 2004, 09:26:05
MS MY MAIN POINT WAS TO PROVE THAT YOUR GOD CHANNELING WAS A JOKE AND THAT IS ALL. I HAD ENOUGH PROOFS SHOWING IT WAS INDEED A BIG JOKE AS YOU CONTINUE WITH YOUR HUMOUR/JOKING ATTITUDE. IF YOU WERE CHANNELING GOD AS YOU WROTE YOU WOULD NOT HAVE EVEN HAD A NEED TO ANSWER MY CLAIM, AS YOU WOULD BE WELL ABOVE THAT LEVEL, AND FOR SURE GOD WOULD GUIDE YOU ON HOW NOT TO ADDRESS PEOPLE LIKE ME OR HOW TO ANSWER THEM. (now probably you will suddenly have a message from God for me, isn't it? that would go well right now).

HAVE A NICE DAY! [:)]
Title: Channeling Mustardseed-the-Joker!!
Post by: NeverKnowsEnough on April 23, 2004, 07:49:29
OMG if i said it once i said it a thousand times THERE IS NO ONE GOD!!! There are many gods not just one who is the "alpha and omega." Duh

But, there are gods. Just not the one that the christians belive in. LOL    

If you are going donwhill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes will fit in a doghouse?
Title: Channeling Mustardseed-the-Joker!!
Post by: shaman on March 02, 2004, 09:33:10
S=Shaman
M=Mustardseed

M: Shaman, it is me Mustardseed, speaking to you in a dream. I have a revelation for you.
S: OK, I'm listening/dreaming. Go on.
M: I'm a joker, check me at

http://www.astralpulse.com/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=7658

I wrote there a joke titled "Prophetic dream about Robert Bruce!!!".

S: why are you telling me?
M: 'cause everyone has to know... after a few answers I revealed the joke. I cannot let them believe that I'm really channeling God, it is just too much for me....
S: Can you tell more:

M: OK, here it is: YOU HAVE TO READ TILL THE BOTTOM LINE WHERE I CONFESSED THAT IT WAS A JOKE AND I WAS BEING SILLY...
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Mustardseed
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Posted - 23 September 2003 :  05:09:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I had a vision during an OBE this morning. I hope you dont mind me putting this on a thread Robert. I have been quite involved in the Forum the last couple of weeks so maybe it is just me. However in this vision or dream I was in the astral plane and met everyone on the forum Wiggin Adrian Kakkarot Robert Xvirus and Beth, dozens of people even No Leaf Clover was there and everyone had a very large clock hanging around their neck . The hands were moving around at different speeds depending on the person, some hardly moving some fast some slow. The only one that had no clock was Robert Bruce. I was concerned and there were some astral beings walking around and I asked them what it all meant. Why the clocks and the hands moving. They told me that the clocks were representative of our sexual orientation and I asked about the hands moving at different speeds they said it was an indication of how much everyone thought about sex, the faster they moved the more the individual thinks about sex. I was very intriqued and asked how come Robert has no clock?? They said oh no its not that he has no clock its just that the fan broke in the kitchen and we are using his clock till it gets fixed.
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Posted - 23 September 2003 :  05:58:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
hmm, I'm not quite sure how to take this. In one aspect it's actually kind of funny. It seems to imply that his clock moved the fastest so the motor was good to use for the fan. I wonder what the kitchen symbolized. And the fan.
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Posted - 23 September 2003 :  05:59:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
hehehe... I bet my clock was moving pretty fast...
-If you're going through Hell, keep going. -Winston Churchill
-The soul of any plant or creature is not something to disregard or disrespect.
-You cannot hurt that which is formless. Emptiness cannot be contained, and the softest thing cannot be snapped. -Bruce Lee
-We are a team. When one of us stops working [to make the world better], the rest of us suffer.
-We only get what we give.
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Posted - 23 September 2003 :  06:17:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
IT WAS A JOKE GUYS, JUST BEING SILLY