Dude, communicating with Satan is a bad idea.
LOLOLOLOLOL XDXDXDXDXDXD!
I seriously see no point in this post, it seems very much like a ridicule of something i can't even figure out
I hope it becomes deleted
Ps the channeling god one seems rather ridiculous too
CHANNELING SATAN
He said that it was a bad idea to talk to you.
Hello?
Hello, Satan? This person said it was a bad idea to talk to y-
Will you shutup? You constant whines of retarded immature comments and questions are starting to bother me. How did you get this number anyway?
Well... I took these pills, then the voices gave me your number.. So I called you on the tele.
Okay... first off quit calling me, as I said I'm busy. Second off quit calling me Satan. Look I said I liked your car, that doesn't give you the right to follow me home and start stalking me. I told you I don't want to go out with you. So please stop.
I didn't know-
Stop it [S.H.] I was being nice when I talked to you but this is too far. I'm not evil, so stop calling me Satan. I thought you were joking about this s*!t, but apparently your a insane freak. Talk to you-
Hey wait, I still lov-
*Click*
Again I felt the presence leave me... I may try again...
listen here my stone friend and listen carefully. I will do exactly as I please. It is my option. I suggest you stay away from this thread if I offend you. You have absolutely no buisness telling me to cease desist and so on. ARE YOU THE INQUISITION? What the heck is the matter with you. Why are you so hell bent on silencing me.? What is your problem? Are you attempting to instigate censure in the forum? Go talk with the zeta or the reptilians they seem to not offend you at all. Or do some divining og magic why come here.
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Originally posted by Steel Hawk
THIS THREAD HAS BEEN SET UP TO CHANNEL SATAN
QUESTIONS MAY BE SUBMITTED BUT DONT PUSH HIM AROUND AND DEMAND STUF.....AFTER ALL HE IS ...SATAN
This is SH
This is SATAN
Hello, are you listening?
I'm kinda busy right now.
Wow.. I can hear you, the [edit] medication [edit]'s doctor gave me is working! The voices are wonderful!
Yeah, what do you want? I need to get back to the game.
The game? Ah yes torching believers and virgins and all that fight against the light!
Um, what are you smoking? The GAME, you know Sunday?
Huh?
Never mind. What do you want?
Well.. I was wondering.. Can you manifest objects on the physical realm?
Yes. I manifested your girlfriend didn't I? What did you actually believe that she wasn't from hell?
Um.. Right. I don't even have a girlfriend, but anyway. I was wondering can you manifest a pound of herion in Mustardseeds trunk? I think it would be funny!
Ugh I suppose, hold on a sec.
(A few seconds past)
WHAT TYPE OF SICK FREAK ARE YOU? Theres no room for that! His trunk is already filled with a couple of [edit] bodies! Theres really not any room left, plus if I did that it would get all wet from [edit] and thats expensive [edit]!
Woha, chill out. Maybe that was a bad idea. How about...
Then I lost the presence...
its really hillarious sh keep it coming. oh yea, tell the devil he can kiss my butt.
Eh.. sorry I had bad gas, thought it was him again.
CHANNELING GOD
(Looks around) Oops wrong thread. Dont worry guys ....I will see myself up![;)]
quote:
Originally posted by Steel Hawk
THIS THREAD HAS BEEN SET UP TO CHANNEL SATAN
QUESTIONS MAY BE SUBMITTED BUT DONT PUSH HIM AROUND AND DEMAND STUF.....AFTER ALL HE IS ...SATAN
Kick a**!
Hey are you going to be setting up a cult or something? I wanna join up so I can get the number too!
-Luke
This thread kicks arse! Ask him why he keeps inflicting me with ingrowing toenails, the bastard...
Beavis: Whats up Satan!
Satan: Your time! You are mine now.
Yes, but first let me give your evil message to astralpulse.
Ok but be quick about it. I've got a few christians to torture.
Can I help?
Yes but you must also torture yourself! Here, take this spiked bat.
Satan how did you get in my bedroom?
I live here. You are an evil bastard.
Astralpulse, I have to go. I've got to burn. Beware Satan. He is certainly stronger than god.
Muhuhahahaha hah ahahahahahaha
Disclaimer: Beavis will burn in hell for his lies.
Volcomstone,
I s'pose I could delete this topic....if I wasn't so busy laughing at it![:D][:D][:D]
ROFLMAO!!!!
Just loved the bit - "What did you actually believe that she wasn't from hell?" HAHahehehe....
Steel Hawk, you've got a great sense of humour, man! Twisted, but great!
Nice cameo there too Mustardseed. [;)]
Geez, even my GUIDE is giggling at this one!
Ok, some people might see this as somewhat inapropriate, but if we can't laugh at ourselves, who can we laugh at?
There's a lot of serious stuff goes on here. Keeping a sense of humor is more important than you might first think.
[:D]
James.
Totally agree [:)]
THIS THREAD HAS BEEN SET UP TO CHANNEL SATAN
QUESTIONS MAY BE SUBMITTED BUT DONT PUSH HIM AROUND AND DEMAND STUF.....AFTER ALL HE IS ...SATAN
This is SH
This is SATAN
Hello, are you listening?
I'm kinda busy right now.
Wow.. I can hear you, the [edit] medication [edit]'s doctor gave me is working! The voices are wonderful!
Yeah, what do you want? I need to get back to the game.
The game? Ah yes torching believers and virgins and all that fight against the light!
Um, what are you smoking? The GAME, you know Sunday?
Huh?
Never mind. What do you want?
Well.. I was wondering.. Can you manifest objects on the physical realm?
Yes. I manifested your girlfriend didn't I? What did you actually believe that she wasn't from hell?
Um.. Right. I don't even have a girlfriend, but anyway. I was wondering can you manifest a pound of herion in Mustardseeds trunk? I think it would be funny!
Ugh I suppose, hold on a sec.
(A few seconds past)
WHAT TYPE OF SICK FREAK ARE YOU? Theres no room for that! His trunk is already filled with a couple of [edit] bodies! Theres really not any room left, plus if I did that it would get all wet from [edit] and thats expensive [edit]!
Woha, chill out. Maybe that was a bad idea. How about...
Then I lost the presence...
CHANNELING SATAN
This is SATAN, how can I help you?
This is SH
And what can I do for you sir?
Don't you remember me? We used to talk...
Sorry?
Nevermind, so I was wondering what you could tell me about the Illuminati.
The group from the 16th century or the inner circle of (edit)cians? Could you be more specific?
Um, on second thought that's probably a bad idea.
*beep*
Could you hold on a second?
Sure.
a few minutes pass...
SH, still there?
Yes, Satan I'm here.
Okay, one second.
*beep*
Mustardseed, I'm ready for your questions..
Um, I'm not Mustardseed.
*Click*
Again I felt the presence leave me... I may try again...
Edit: I'm just pulling your chain MS *poke* *poke* :lol:
Hmm SH, go to your Dr. and demand stronger pills
Greatness.
How do you channel Satan like that? Every time I try, I hear what sounds sort of like ... ph'nglui mglw'nafh cthulhu r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn... then... the voice of willy Cheney? :question:
So spill it: how do you do that? :razz:
Quote from: beavis<font color="green">Beavis: Whats up Satan!</font id="green">
<font color="red">Satan: Your time! You are mine now.</font id="red">
<font color="green">Yes, but first let me give your evil message to astralpulse.</font id="green">
<font color="red">Ok but be quick about it. I've got a few christians to torture.</font id="red">
<font color="green">Can I help?</font id="green">
<font color="red">Yes but you must also torture yourself! Here, take this spiked bat.</font id="red">
<font color="green">Satan how did you get in my bedroom?</font id="green">
<font color="red">I live here. You are an evil bastard.</font id="red">
<font color="green">Astralpulse, I have to go. I've got to burn. Beware Satan. He is certainly stronger than god.</font id="green">
<font color="red">Muhuhahahaha hah ahahahahahaha</font id="red">
<font color="beige"><sub>Disclaimer: Beavis will burn in hell for his lies.</sub></font id="beige">
Christmas colors!
Channeling Satan
RT: Satan listen I have lots of question for you. You have caused so much chaos here on earth, suffering, war, hate, anger etc....and so on. How do you feel about all of that?
Silence....................voice from beyond comes loud and clear.
Satan: RT I have only one message for you and please don't bother me again it is very simple and now share it with everyone else on earth. People of Earth, Your churches, corporations, politicians, governments have rendered my existence obsolete. Their works are far more heinous than I can contrive. The innocent are violated, the poor oppressed, the wealthy protected, the righteous ridiculed, the wise mocked, the foolish praised, and the spiritual held in doubt. I am in total awe of you people.
My work here is done I can't think of anything else to add.
RT: huh? We can't be that bad.
Satan: RT your bugging me. I told you I had one message for you now tinkle off and pass the word on. OH! and Tell SteelHawk to quit calling me collect that cheap bastard. Satan out!
LOL I needed a good laugh.. creative! and entertaining.
Satan musta got fed up and stole SH away from us. dam..
ROFLMAO!!!! i love spoofer threads!
Here is a question.
Will I need sunscreen in Hell?
Quote from: CeraphimHere is a question.
Will I need sunscreen in Hell?
SATAN Channeled:
SATAN: Nope! No sun in hell so sunscreen is worthless, but a good anti-flammable suit will work wonders. :twisted:
Satan is on strike! Too many cooks in the kitchen for his taste. :death:
!Breaking news! Satan is dead (uncreated), i read it on a website
Interesting.. found a bit of history..
The pagans viewed fire as a critical element of life-in cleansing, rebirth, and fertility. To separate pagans from this union, Santan also became discredited Satan, a destructive, corrupting god that opposed the energy of the mighty God. Ironically, Satan's Other name, Lucifer, means "Light Bearer"
The names of these ancient deities were corrupted: the god of purification and fire, Santan, became St. Anne; Morgana became Mary, and so forth. Yet the Church cunningly maintained the connections with the old names since they were well aware of the powers of invocation.
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Can't tell you for sure if it's true, that you will have to figure out on your own. But I can tell you this, it definitely makes you think.. and would be right along the lines of the fear based religious dogma. In several ancient cultures fire was the symbol for purification. So what exactly was the point of keeping us from this knowledge? if it is in fact a fact.. and if it is a fact.. HOLY CRAP.. that means for generations we have been spoon-fed an amazing story... I mean if we shunned something that was in fact good as the greatest evil of all time.. that would be like saying god is satan and satan is god.. calling a saint a murder etc..
Does anyone else have any good info on Santan?
interisting... where can one read up on this history A Souls Fury ?
blessigs,
ryu
Satan is a liar and a butthead I dont think you should speak to him.
Yeah! I'm with Shuriken.. plus, he's got is voice mail on and not answering calls right now. :firedevil:
you people are on drugs i swear HILARIOUS
You: Satan, are you there?
Satan: No, I'm currently possessing the body of the US president. Let's talk later.