My Ex-husband's heart will not grow like the Grinch's did
I will not loose that last extra 10lbs
My horns will not grow out, for all to see whom I really am..[;)]
Smiles~ Nay
I wll not gain the ability to shoot fire-balls out of my arse.
I should not be laughing this hard, Blackbox...oh boy, but that was funny..[:D]
Smiles~ Nay
Some clever archaeologist - maybey Euphoric Sunrise??[;)] - will NOT miss going into a previously unexplored room in an ancient Mayan temple full of calendars that continue on past 2012.
The 'hidden room' below the Sphinx will not open [xx(]
People WON'T predict the year on another civilization's ancient calender that predicts another dooms day prophecy.
Teletubbies dressed as beings of light will take over the world. They are really 4th density STS polluting childrens and adults minds.
PS The red one's my favourite.
we wont say "so the mayan calender was bs all along"
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Originally posted by rodentmouse
we wont say "so the mayan calender was bs all along"
Though we will probably say: "Damn those new agers understood it all
wrong" [|)]
The US Government is not going to fall this year because:
-The aliens are not going to land
-The belt stream is not going to come
-The Reptilians are not going to start a war with us
-The Pole is not going to suddenly shift and we are not going to suddenly be shooting Kamehameha's (japanese for Turlte Wave Blasts)
-I am not (unfortunately) going to figure out how to bring things from other universes
-I am not going to be able to get another person to physically explore this universe
-Jesus is not coming back
-The terrorist are not going to be all taken down in a single day.
-A nuclear war will not start in this year.
(Damn and I really wanted to bring an ultima spell back so I wouldn't have to pay my taxes) [}:)]
-If Spectral Dragon is wrong he and lordofthebunnies are not going to die but will triumph and take over the world. [8D]
(Fun thread!)
Nope, because everything will happen one seconds after the date changes to 01/01/13 [;)]
Wow, and Nay can tell us how she lost that ten pounds so quickly [:P] What did Blackbox have to do with it? We'll just have to wait and see . . .
[:D] Oh yeah, and the teletubbies will reveal themselves to be the . . . Zetas and kill us all . . . Muahahahaha . . .
I will stop procrastinating
I will learn to ap consistantly
I will say, "So Oazaki was right all along"
I will not live, for a virus will kill me . . .
Three people will not choke on pencils because they've been chewing on them . . .
My cat will not have any more kitten because she'll be neutered (look it up in the dictionary, this word is for both male and female; males are castrated, females are spayed, and both can be neutered) . . .
The world will not be destroyed because everybody's gay and refuse to reproduce with the opposite sex . . .
2012 animals will make their way across the ocean, but they will not be alive . . .
monkeys will not eat people and scientists will call it canabalism . . .
The president will not be eaten by one of these monkeys . . .
The ozone will not fix itself . . .
Monkeys will not stay alive when I throw a virus out into the world that will ultimately kill me . . .
The color green will not vanish . . . except for the people who go colorblind and see red instead . . .
The world will not unlock all the mysteries . . .
Bears will not rule the world . . .
Aliens will not land, but rather crash into our core and burn to oblivion, which will cause an earthqauke like no other . . .
A nuclear war will not be the reason we all die . . .
Butterflies will not mutate and create large whirlwinds that will make us suffocate . . .
Am I forgetting anything? . . . Oh yeah, the first female president will not be elected . . .
There will be NO kungfu fighting demons. In fact, there will be no kungfu fighting at all. Sorry DBZ fanboys!
As far as the Mayan calendar, do some research on what it means astrologically, it's neat.
Also...
1) MacTombs will not become a channeler for the entity known as Zuxuy'ami, who accurately predicts the release of special sandwiches from fastfood chains.
2) Moral activists will not sucessfully lobby for all simians in zoos to be fitted with chastity belts.
3) Drivers talking on cellphones and using psychic abilities to steer will still not drive better than the average drunk.
4) The media will not cease to put an angle and squeeze all news through a filter.
5) The Mighty Norgak the Conquerer will indeed awaken from his long sub-Atlantic slumber, but will not have his plans come to fruition, due to his super-sized cranium having miscalculated the effects of earth gravity on said cranium.
what! what about the porn! WHAT ABOUT THE PORN!
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what! what about the porn! WHAT ABOUT THE PORN!
One word: amazing. [:D]
Pigs will not learn to fly unless you count that one in the Simpsons episode.
[|)]
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Originally posted by runlola
we still won't have our own personal flying saucers...[:(]
Runlola's cool signiture will never stop running, forever doomed to run away from the words beneath it.
Better grab some water on the way.
Things that will not happen in 2012
Porn Industry Shuts Down
Zeta's Start Making Porn
The Love For Porn Is Gone
WHAT ABOUT the PORN!
I am not going to learn how to fly (unfortunatly--I wanna fly[:(])
In 2012, I still won't get laid.
Was waiting for that ONE to come up..[:P]
Twill happen..[^]
He he, elaborating on that same thought, in 2012 I still will not be able to project, and thus not able to create my army of sexy amazonian thought-form babes. [:(]
-The Photon belt will not be discovered...
-A cure for cancer will be found, but will not be released...
-George Bush will not be saved from the pretzel this time...
-There will not be a new Krimean War...
-We will not see the end of fast food...
-We will not join our Sirian brothers in the stream of consciousness...
Amusing! :D
Really, in all seriousness, I don't believe something 'big' will happen in 2012, like a massive transformation from 3 to 4 density. No I simply dont believe that. It's just a trick to stimulate us humans to develope our hidden abilities;)
However I'm more then willing to believe that by then I will levitate, and embrace the stars, the moon, the sun, and alll that shines....ahhhhhhhhhh *cosmic orgasm* :D
A bit of fictitous (note here so i don't have to later: I can't spell, anything wrong, sorry) things that are to happen, or at least I believe so, but anyway . . . here:
Two will use fire to devour most of the world.
Uh, this won't happen, because I won't allow it to (begins process of freezing the world)
Breaking news from the prophetic mind:
ImmuredSoul will have the world frozen and kill everybody.
****, there goes my plans to save humanity!
Soylent green will not be people. It will merely be soy.
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Originally posted by Suigin
Soylent green will not be people. It will merely be soy.
Let's hope it won't be GE soy [:D]
The Zetas will not land.
The poles will not suddenly shift and plung us into an ice age.
Satan will not be released from hell.
Crazed bigfoots will not run out of the forest.
Any other premonitions?