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Metaphysics => Welcome to Metaphysics! => Topic started by: Telos on February 01, 2005, 21:26:57

Title: Urania and Milton
Post by: Telos on February 01, 2005, 21:26:57
Following Rastus' advice (http://www.astralpulse.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=16942), I raised my vibration and found myself in mental communication with 1674's John Milton.

Quote from: John MiltonHear my confession, young one. 'Paradise Lost,' is an elaborate fabrication, extense of creative licence exploiting an already popular base. In truth, I was the Mel Gibson of my time, who wondered if the stories of the Bible could be told in a more marketable fashion.

Although, such creation is beautiful! The nightly sessions I wrote, visited me a spirit from the East, a heav'nly dream of form, nigh, feature, a muse named 'Urania.' She had pleasant curvatures, and massive titties."

At once, I understood what he meant, for I was overcome by Urania's powerful, sharp "voice."

Quote from: UraniaBrace, but soft! I have watched o'er you, from my palace in the stars. As the children of our astral race, you are giants of thought and soul. Still a miracle, young and new, you laugh and cry without reason. You spoil your playground and your cradle; you soil yourselves. You needn't cry, for we will soon lift you up from your crib, and change you. When you are ready, we will train you properly in [Celestial Toiletry?]."

Some method of cleansing our thoughts and realities. It is too complex to put into words, but I suspect that black holes are involved.

Quote from: UraniaAnd you will follow the glorious rules we have lain out for you, for they are there for your own protection. If you do not behave, you will be spanked. Bad boy! Oh, you will be spanked!

It was at this point, for a split second, that I entered into an altered state of consciousness, and came into direct contact with Urania. I tried to learn more from her, but I couldn't stop laughing.

Sorry, I'm new at this. But I think she knew that I was ticklish.

© John Milton 2005
Title: Urania and Milton
Post by: J.K. on February 01, 2005, 22:29:14
lol - I'm glad that ya laughed...    :)

Also,  thanks for posting on Milton.  I ran across an antique copy of Paradise Lost about a year ago in a local shop and bought it.  It's so old it doesn't even have a copyright on it. - Beautiful book - lots of gold - and drawings.

I have it on a display stand in the bookcase right beside me.
Title: Urania and Milton
Post by: MadLordNad on February 02, 2005, 12:32:10
Quotepleasant curvatures, and massive titties."
Is Urania trading spankings?   :twisted:

:lol:
Title: Urania and Milton
Post by: Nay on February 02, 2005, 12:45:42
Quotepleasant curvatures, and massive titties.

OH brother....:roll:
Title: Urania and Milton
Post by: Telos on February 02, 2005, 15:24:22
My sentiments exactly, Nay. I was very surprised at Milton's candor with me. He seemed eager to use modern terminology, to coommunicate that he had achieved oneness with his inner adolescent.

[Edit: he is constantly making an effort to be "hip."]
Title: Re: Urania and Milton
Post by: Nostic on February 02, 2005, 15:36:51
Quote from: TelosFollowing Rastus' advice (http://www.astralpulse.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=16942), I raised my vibration and found myself in mental communication with 1674's John Milton.

Quote from: John MiltonHear my confession, young one. 'Paradise Lost,' is an elaborate fabrication, extense of creative licence exploiting an already popular base. In truth, I was the Mel Gibson of my time, who wondered if the stories of the Bible could be told in a more marketable fashion.

Although, such creation is beautiful! The nightly sessions I wrote, visited me a spirit from the East, a heav'nly dream of form, nigh, feature, a muse named 'Urania.' She had pleasant curvatures, and massive titties."

At once, I understood what he meant, for I was overcome by Urania's powerful, sharp "voice."

Quote from: UraniaBrace, but soft! I have watched o'er you, from my palace in the stars. As the children of our astral race, you are giants of thought and soul. Still a miracle, young and new, you laugh and cry without reason. You spoil your playground and your cradle; you soil yourselves. You needn't cry, for we will soon lift you up from your crib, and change you. When you are ready, we will train you properly in [Celestial Toiletry?]."

Some method of cleansing our thoughts and realities. It is too complex to put into words, but I suspect that black holes are involved.

Quote from: UraniaAnd you will follow the glorious rules we have lain out for you, for they are there for your own protection. If you do not behave, you will be spanked. Bad boy! Oh, you will be spanked!

It was at this point, for a split second, that I entered into an altered state of consciousness, and came into direct contact with Urania. I tried to learn more from her, but I couldn't stop laughing.

Sorry, I'm new at this. But I think she knew that I was ticklish.

© John Milton 2005

Speechless... utterly speechless...
What?????
:D
Title: Urania and Milton
Post by: You on February 13, 2005, 16:28:26
This is just totally awesome, real or not. I don't even know who John Milton is, I should be more well read like yourself.
Title: Urania and Milton
Post by: MrBurgo on February 22, 2005, 23:04:43
Spanking!!! lol :wink:
Title: Urania and Milton
Post by: Leannain on February 23, 2005, 05:09:12
Spank me ^_^
Title: Urania and Milton
Post by: MrBurgo on February 23, 2005, 05:13:23
ooh very tempting!!! :wink: