Prophet Yahweh o.O

[Kodemaster]

Maybe he's too busy with all his girlfriends (or the ones he's trying to pick up but failing)...LOL

[halfphased]

Yeah, but maybe that is the perfect place for him to be at...

[halfphased]

The false prophet sent email to everyone today that his yahweh was not going to show the spaceship. Rather his yahweh told him to eat, go back to Los Angeles, work out at the gym, take boxing, and maybe in July 2006 he would show his spaceships. The false prophet said that his yahweh did not show the spaceship because the media did not show up.

I don't know if that is a witty and carefully crafted fable by the imagination of pmlonline or an actual exerpt from a statement by the prophet.

Either way, it is simply beautiful.

[pmlonline]

The false prophet sent email to everyone today that his yahweh was not going to show the spaceship. Rather his yahweh told him to eat, go back to Los Angeles, work out at the gym, take boxing, and maybe in July 2006 he would show his spaceships. The false prophet said that his yahweh did not show the spaceship because the media did not show up.

I don't know if that is a witty and carefully crafted fable by the imagination of pmlonline or an actual exerpt from a statement by the prophet.

Either way, it is simply beautiful.

You people would have known this early yesterday if you were subscribed to his yahoo group.  Although I can't blame you for not wanting to get his emails.  Below I will post just a few of his emails to the group.

[pmlonline]

Below quote was the 1st email from the false prophet on Jul 14, 2005 2:52 PM.  See the bold text if you want to skip the garbage.

Dear pystudents and pyufos,

I received the email, below, from one of you about what I had to say if no spaceship appeared before the July 15th deadline.

I have received many others asking the same questions.

Here are the questions and below it are my answers to those questions:

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> Hello, What will you do if at the morning of july the 16th no spaceship has descneded from sky to fulfill your prophecy? Could you please tell us what to expect from our pystudent-group's teacher if this situation occurs? Lots of us have told many of our friends that a spaceship would come from the sky and sit over las vegas for a day and a half and commited our faith in you. I'd personnaly would like to know what you think you'll probably do if nothin happens and your prophecy isn't fulfilled so I'll probably know better what to say to all my family and friends who trust what I am telling them as of today, july 14th...

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This event I started from June 1 - July 15, 2005 was billed as a media only event.

It was for the media only, and the public was not invited.

I even turned away people who were coming to Las Vegas because the event was not for the public.

I made it clear from the beginning that this event was for the media and that the sightings I prophecized of was going to appear for the cameras of the media to film.

If you go to the press release below, you will see that this is true; in it I said:

http://www.prweb.com/releases/2005/5/prweb243327.htm

"For only 45 days, starting June 1st until July 15, 2005, Prophet Yahweh, Seer of Yahweh, will be calling down UFOs and spaceships for the news media to film and photograph. During this time, a spaceship will descend, on Prophet's signal, and sit in the skies over Las Vegas, Nevada for almost two days... But, starting June 1st until July 15th (45 days) Prophet is going public by opening up to the news media. He will demonstrate his ability to call down UFOs and spaceships, on-demand, for them to film and photograph."

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Also, in my releases to my groups, since this thing started, I said the following:

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From: Prophet Yahweh <prophetyahweh@yahoo.com>
Date: Mon Jun 6, 2005  7:42 pm
Subject: More Revealations And Instructions Received In The Night
"In the visions, I saw myself calling all the TV stations in the Las Vegas area and talking to them. I heard myself saying something about them bringing their cameras before me so I can summon for them. This I have not done! Only a couple of TV stations contacted me.


"After seeing me aggressively contacting the TV stations here, I heard the following words:

"THIS IS WHAT YOU MUST DO. SUMMON ONLY FOR TELEVISION STATIONS. SPREAD YOUR HANDS ONLY FOR TELEVISION STATIONS. NOW YOU ARE IN TUNE WITH ME AND MY WILL FOR YOU."

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From: Prophet Yahweh <prophetyahweh@yahoo.com>
Date: Tue Jun 7, 2005  9:03 am
Subject: Revealations/Instructions Received - No. 2

Dear List,

Last night, while sleep, I heard the following words from the voice that calls itself YAHWEH:

"CALL ALL LOCAL TELEVISIONS STATIONS AND TELL THEM TO ASSIGN YOU A DEDICATED CAMERA TEAM WHOSE JOB IS TO DO NOTHING BUT COVER YOUR SUMMONINGS TO ME FOR THE UFOS AND SPACESHIP. TELL THEM TO NOT AIR ANYTHING UNTIL AFTER EVERY THING IS DONE WHEN THEY HAVE ALL THEY SIGHTINGS THEY NEED AND THE SPACESHIP TO PROVE THAT WE EXIST AND THAT MY DELEGATION IS HERE READY TO INTERVENE IN THE AFFAIRS OF THE WORLD. FOR THE MOMENT IS OURS AND THE MOMENT IS AT HAND. FOR I WILL DESCEND IN A SPACESHIP FOR ALL TO SEE. AT THAT TIME, I WANT TO BE FILMED BY LOCAL TV NEWS."

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From: Prophet Yahweh prophetyahweh@yahoo.com
Date: Tue Jun 7, 2005 10:30 am
Subject: Revelations/Instructions Received - No. 3


"TAKE ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS AND GO GIVE IT TO HIM AND TELL HIM THAT IS ALL YOU HAVE AND GET THE RIGHTS TO USE THE PROPERTY FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE 45 DAYS. SUMMON ONLY THERE FOR NOW ON; YOU GAVE THE MEDIA A CHANCE TO PICK THE PLACE AND TIME. FORGET THAT NOW. DON'T FOLLOW THEIR DICTATES ANYMORE; YOU MUST FOLLOW ONLY MINE, AND THEY MUST FOLLOW WHAT YOU SAY. STOP LISTENING TO THEIR INSTRUCTIONS AND THEIR DEMANDS AND FOLLOW NOT THEIR ADVICE. THEY MUST FOLLOW ME THROUGH YOU OR THERE IS NO DEAL... NEVER LET ANY MEDIA, OR ANYONE ELSE, MUZZLE YOU BECAUSE THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE TO ME... NEVER ENTER INTO CONFIDENTIALITY AGREEMENTS OF ANY KIND WITH ANYONE AGAIN AND SELL NOT YOUR RIGHTS TO ANYONE EVER. NEVER LET ANYONE TAKE CONTROL FROM YOU LIKE YOU JUST DID BY AGREEING NOT TO MENTION THEM OVER THE INTERNET AND NOT SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT IS GOING ON BECAUSE THAT COMES WITH THE DEAL. IF THEY CAN'T DEAL WITH IT AND ARE NOT PREPARED TO HANDLE THE PUBLIC RESPONSE, THEN FORGET THEM. THE SPACESHIP WILL DESCEND; IT WILL APPEAR FOR ALL TO SEE; IT WILL BE SEEN BY MANY PEOPLE IN LAS VEGAS AND AROUND THE WORLD WITH THE MEDIA PRESENT."

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Now, consider this closely.

Initially, the media accepted the deal, and so did YAHWEH.

Then, YAHWEH wasted no time in sending the first round of His UFOs that were to precede the descent of the spaceship over the skies of Las Vegas.

After ABC TV-13 filmed a couple YAHWEH's UFOs, on my prayer signal, they and all the media broke the agreement and backed out of the deal!

All the local television stations refused to talk to me.

Nationally syndicated shows like "The Maury Show" ignored me, and "A Current Affair" called me and told me they would be in Las Vegas that coming weekend and never showed up and when I called them back, it was clear that they had decided not to cover me like all the rest of the media.

Even the main newspapers here in Las Vegas, the "Las Vegas Sun/Review Journal" and the Internet paper "The Las Vegas Tribune" pulled out after contacting me stating how they wanted to spend quality time with me so they could document what my life is like.


Because of this, just like the Columbia launch that NASA said would take place on July 13, but had to be postponed, now YAHWEH has post poned the appearance of His spaceship until the same period next year June 1 - July 15, 2006!

This is based on the conditions in the next section below.

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YAHWEH MADE IT CLEAR THAT THERE WOULD BE A POSTPONEMENT
OF THE APPEARANCE OF HIS SPACESHIP IN PREVIOUS EMAILS TO YOU!


From: Prophet Yahweh <prophetyahweh@yahoo.com>
Date: Wed Jun 8, 2005  7:43 am
Subject: Revealations/Instructions Received - No. 3

"SET UP MY SUMMONING SITE AND CENTRALIZE MY OPERATIONS THERE ON THAT PROPERTY INSTEAD OF CITY PARKS. THE MEDIA HAD THEIR CHANCE TO PICK THE PLACE AND THE TIME NOW YOU TAKE THAT FROM THEM AND YOU TELL THEM THE TIME TO BE AT MY SUMMONING SITE. THIS GIVES YOU A GREATER CONTROL OVER MY OPERATION AT YOUR HANDS.

1. DEVELOP MY SUMMONS SITE AND PUT A FENCE AROUND IT IF YOU CAN

2.  AND BRING IN THE HIGH SPEED CABLE, DSL, AND FIBER OPTIC LINES.

3. GET HIGH DEFINITION CAMERAS AND GET STARTED SUMMONING AGAIN.

4. FORM A CAMERA CREW AND FIND PEOPLE TO HIRE AS STAFF.

5. GET TRUCKS TO START YOUR CARAVANS BACK INTO THE REMOTE WILDERNESS AREAS WHERE I WILL DESCEND FOR YOU TO GET CLOSE UP VIEWS OF ME, ON FILM, THAT WOULD PANIC THE CITIES IF I DESCENDED THAT LOW."


DEAR LISTS, YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO DO ALL OF THAT BY JULY 15TH WITH ME HAVING SENT THAT MESSAGE TO YOU ON JUNE 8 (see headers above)

This will take time, effort, and money to accomplish. However, if I move quickly, I can be ready by this time next year but only with the blessings of the most high YAHWEH on my mind.

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Well, there you have it.

This was all before your eyes and you did not see it, but I did.

Now, you know exactly how all this is going to happen over time.

This gives me the time to do YAHWEH's will in a way that guarantees that His spaceship will be seen worldwide for all humanity to see.

A year will past very fast; before you know it, June 1 2006 will be here.

In subsequent emails, I will send you emails to let you know what my next move is.

At that time, you will understand the task at hand.

In closing, let me say that it was the media who broke the covenant with YAHWEH and not me or YAHWEH!

YAHWEH came through from the beginning and after the media filmed it and other media found out about it, they all rejected YAHWEH's offer!

So, what is YAHWEH to do when the conditions that He wanted, the media present and ready to film his UFOs and spaceships, were not met by the media?

He postponed it for a year so there would not be a half cocked operation against His will that He did not like and that was not what He wanted in order for Him to send the ship.

You can take this or leave it; as for me, I am going to institute the next phase of YAHWEH's plan to reveal His spaceships to the world!

Just wait until you hear it in the coming emails.

[pmlonline]

Below is another email from the false prophet that arrived on Jul 14, 2005 6:28 PM.

Dear pystudents and pyufos,

Yesterday, July 12, 2005, after standing up in 110 degree heat, for about an hour, at the summoning site, and thinking about how the media was telling YAHWEH to go to hell, the voice I hear that call itself YAHWEH said unto me.

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"SERVANT, BE AWARE, FROM THIS DAY FORWARD TERMINATE THE MEDIA ONLY SUMMONING EVENT.

THEY HAVE REJECTED ME AND NOW I HAVE REJECTED THEM.

I CALLED FOR THEM AND THEY CAME NOT.

THEY DID NOT WANT TO COME BEFORE ME SO THAT I COULD SHOW THEM MORE OF MY UFOS AND SPACESHIPS.

HOWEVER, MY SPACESHIP WILL DESCEND THIS TIME BEFORE THE MEN, WOMEN, AND CHILDREN OF THE ISRAELITE PEOPLE.

SAY NO MORE MEDIA-ONLY EVENT.

FROM NOW ON SAY ISRAELITE-ONLY EVENT, AND SUMMON ONLY FOR THE BLACK JEW HEBREW ISRAELITES.

FOCUS NO LONGER ON THE MEDIA, BUT RATHER, NOW, FOCUS ON THE ISRAELITES I CHOSE TO REPRESENT ME AND TAKE MY MESSAGE OF ETERNAL LIFE TO ALL PEOPLE SO ALL NATIONS CAN BE SAVED.

NOW, GO TO THE POOR, THE ELDERS, AND POWERFUL OF MY PEOPLE ISRAEL AND TELL THEM THAT I HAVE SENT MY ANGELS TO THE EARTH TO WAKE THEM UP TO THE TRUE KNOWLEDGE OF THEMSELVES.

MY ANGELS WILL GO WITH YOU AND WILL BE SEEN IN THE SKIES OVER YOU.

AS YOU GO, SAY TO THE ISRAELITES THAT THE ANGELS OF YAHWEH ARE HERE TO DELIVER US AND GATHER OUR PEOPLE OUT OF ALL NATIONS WHERE WE WERE SCATTERED SLAVES AND RETURN US TO OUR RIGHTFUL LAND, THE LAND OF ISRAEL.

PUT TOGETHER AUDIO CLASSES AND VIDEO PRODUCTIONS SO THEY CAN CONTACT YOU.

IN THOSE PRODUCTIONS, SPEAK TO THEM AND CALL ONLY THEM TOGETHER FOR SUMMONINGS SO THAT MY ANGELS CAN SEND MY SIGHTINGS FOR THEM TO SEE.

GET BACK ON CABLE TELEVISION IN ALL CITIES YOU HAVE BROADCASTED IN BEFORE NOW.

GO ON MAINSTREAM TELEVISION WITH YOUR OWN SHOW, ESPECIALLY IN NEVADA WHERE IT IS CHEAPER.

START OFF WITH THE PRE-RECORDED FOOTAGE YOU HAVE ALREADY FILMED, AND SHOW THEM STATEWIDE IN NEVADA AND GROW FROM THERE.

TARGET ALL THE CITIES OF THE SOUTHWEST AND BRANCH OUT EASTWARDS FROM THERE. GO UP AND DOWN THE EAST COAST AND TAKE THE SOUTH. THE NORTH IS MINE. I WILL BE WITH YOU AND DIRECT YOUR STEPS.

ESTABLISH MY NAME IN ALL THOSE CITIES WHERE YOU GO.

SAY TO ALL MY PEOPLE THERE, THE ISRAELITES, COME SEE YAHWEH'S UFOS AND SPACE CRAFT.

THEY WILL LISTEN TO YOU THIS TIME AROUND.

YOU WILL BE EXTREMELY WELL KNOWN AMONGST THEM AS A CHAMPION FROM ABOVE.

YOU WILL GROW IN POWER OVER MY PEOPLE ISRAEL UNTIL SUCH DAY THAT I CROWN YOU KING AMONGST THEM.

BREAK YOUR FAST AND GO TO THE GYM IN THE MORNING.

GO TO THE GYM EVERY DAY YOU CAN AND DEVELOP YOUR WIND AND STRENGTH.

GET YOUR BODY TOGETHER AND GO BACK TO THE BOXING GYM AFTER YOU HAVE GOTTEN YOUR STRENGTH BACK AND TRAIN TO FIGHT AGAIN.

KEEP YOUR FOOD INTAKE SMALL AND STAY ACTIVE IN THE GYM, AND PREPARE FOR THE TASK AT HAND - TO BRING MY PEOPLE BACK TO ME.

GO BACK TO LOS ANGELES, AND GO STRAIGHT TO ALL THE CABLE COMPANIES YOU WERE BROADCASTING AT, AND REGISTER WITH OTHERS, AND GET BACK ON THE AIR WITH THIS MESSAGE.

POST ALL YOUR SHOWS TO THE INTERNET SO THAT THOSE IN YOUR GROUPS CAN VIEW THEM.

IN ABOUT A YEAR FROM NOW, BRING MY PEOPLE ISRAEL TO LAS VEGAS, IN LARGE NUMBERS, AS MANY AS YOU CAN CONVINCE TO COME.

AT THAT TIME, JUNE 1, UNTIL JULY 15, 2006, START CALLING DOWN MY UFOS AND SPACESHIPS OVER LIVE STATEWIDE TELEVISION FOR THE ENTIRE STATE OF NEVADA TO SEE AND THOSE WORLDWIDE VIA THE INTERNET.

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Dear Groups,

On July 14, 2005, the 43rd day of my fast, I ended it with brown rice in cream of mushroom soup and a tomato sandwich.

Now, I have successfully complete: 40, 42, 43, 44, and 47 day fast with so many 1 - 4 week fasts that I can not remember how many.

I will obey all YAHWEH said concerning this matter, like I obeyed Him when He used me to set up His "Media-Only Summoning Event 2005" which was ignored by the media.

Hopefully, within a week, I will be back down in Los Angeles, California, and within the month, I will be posting my television show to the groups for you all to see.

[Frank]

Hi:

He is too fat to have been on a 1 day fast never mind 43 days.

Yours,
Frank

[RT]

Hi:

He is too fat to have been on a 1 day fast never mind 43 days.

Yours,
Frank

Maybe he ate the ufo's?


RT

[no_leaf_clover]

I'm wondering why Yahweh did not foresee all of this and just save his Prophet the trouble. But maybe that's only the Christian God that's all-knowing. Ah well.

[Kodemaster]

Hi:

He is too fat to have been on a 1 day fast never mind 43 days.

Yours,
Frank

Maybe he ate the ufo's?


RT

LMAO

Kodey

[IequalMC2]

Look at the clouds!