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Astral Projection & Out of Body Experiences => Welcome to Out of Body Experiences! => Topic started by: Nay on July 24, 2003, 17:06:28

Title: plzz help!
Post by: Nay on July 24, 2003, 17:06:28
OMG! his topics are popping up faster than the zits on his face..
Plzzzz it is PAINFULLY obvious he is just too immature for this forum..

Nay. [xx(]
Title: plzz help!
Post by: shadowatcher on July 24, 2003, 17:43:34
Nice annalogy...The mods have considered locking him out unless he wises up...look  in his other post...the one with a bunch of pages.
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Post by: James S on July 24, 2003, 20:39:44
Ok people, be nice.

Let's give him a chance now.

[:)]
James.
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Post by: Kojie on July 25, 2003, 02:11:28
why are u nervous?
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Post by: fredhedd on July 25, 2003, 02:50:31
he's nervous because 'he will destroy all of us'.  then he won't have anyone to post to.
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Post by: RandomName on July 25, 2003, 03:55:41
I love the mods and gold members here, stirring uo fun or tinkling me off, both extremely amusing, and makes my day brighter :-D
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Post by: WalkerInTheWoods on July 25, 2003, 04:08:53
No one can gice you confidence, it is something you have to work out on your own. I suggest doing the NEW energy exercises and meditating before you try having OBEs. You need to be calm and passive inorder to have any function on the astral, otherwise your experiences will be unpleasant and short lived. Learn to be calm and still your mind and emotions. Try being more passive. Everyone is nervous about new experiences, just try to relax.
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Post by: kibeginnersnightmare on July 25, 2003, 06:42:05
thax fall angel ill try that. the other guys are showing that they are mature too by starting arguments over nothing.
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Post by: zakaroth on July 25, 2003, 06:44:39
'the other guys are showing that they are mature'- quote by kibegginersnightmare

yup i agree with you wholeheartedly on that point nightmare.
Title: plzz help!
Post by: kibeginnersnightmare on July 25, 2003, 06:54:28
thanxs man . this is the first time i have had a comment with out getting yeld at. your pretty cool. Unlike the others.
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Post by: Frère on July 25, 2003, 07:23:10
You're not making it easy for them to think positive
On top of that you succed in having an OBE in ten minutes
And that, after two days since the first question "What is an OBE"
It is quite annoying!
Title: plzz help!
Post by: shadowatcher on July 25, 2003, 07:24:39
Kibegginers nightmare... I have posted a thoughtful, nice response on your topic of your first OBE. I hope you read it respectfully, as I have promised myself not to be annoyed by anything you do or say...Im sorry for my past anger at you for being a newb. We were all newbs once. In fact, I still consider myself one.


[:(]sorry...

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Post by: kibeginnersnightmare on July 25, 2003, 07:33:00
Thanx. hey im sorry to for being immature.Ill try to be fo real. Tell every body you know to meet in my chat room at 9:00 plz thanx.
Title: plzz help!
Post by: shadowatcher on July 25, 2003, 07:35:58
I like your idea about a chatroom, but this is a forum service...a forum is a bit more complicated and harder to use. Instead of instant messaging, you can message back anytime you want. In a day, a week a month, or in a couple of minutes. Thats the beauty of the system.
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Post by: kibeginnersnightmare on July 25, 2003, 07:40:24
ok. thanx.
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Post by: kibeginnersnightmare on July 25, 2003, 07:55:25
everybody get on there aim or tell me theirs so we can chat.
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Post by: shadowatcher on July 25, 2003, 07:59:12
Im on AIM right now...
(sn: idratherbepking)
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Post by: kibeginnersnightmare on July 25, 2003, 08:02:08
when i had my obe last night i woke up tired and i felt tingly.
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Post by: Frère on July 25, 2003, 08:04:44
kibeginnernightmare
You lack a conciousness of transcendance.
By the way I tried to have a look in your chat room but did not find it: where is it exactly?
Title: plzz help!
Post by: kibeginnersnightmare on July 25, 2003, 08:07:04
quote:
Originally posted by Frère

kibeginnernightmare
You lack a conciousness of transcendance.
By the way I tried to have a look in your chat room but did not find it: where is it exactly?



im making it new one. tell everybody.
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Post by: Frère on July 25, 2003, 08:08:56
[:(!]Insert
You're not explaining anything
THINK that I'm french too, and need long phrases in order to GUESS things, you might be clairvoyant but I'm not.
Title: plzz help!
Post by: kibeginnersnightmare on July 25, 2003, 08:11:26
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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Post by: Frère on July 25, 2003, 08:17:34
This is the problem: you don't realise you are different than other people for you're so melted in the energies around you: but thru internet only words pass, and so you have to write to be understood: not only yell a thing or two: what seems obvious to you is not obvious to everybody: on the oposite other people think usually in a very different way, and one more phrase will always serve your understandability. Hope you can get this lesson for you really need it.

Now let me apply it here: you ask for people to come into "your" chat room, but I know about 150 chatrooms on the internet, and none of them are on astral pulse, so I am in the right to wonder WHERE is your chatroom, adress, wht to click is it needed to register something (if it is I won't come... Give all the details you might be able to gather some people then. See???
Title: plzz help!
Post by: kibeginnersnightmare on July 25, 2003, 08:21:45
thanx . but do you belive in ki? or what i do?
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Post by: Frère on July 25, 2003, 08:27:52
you annoy me but I WILL stay calm.
Now try to answer my questions if you want me to keep on answering yours. Other people are surely different than you but as they've been trying to tell you, you'll need them too. So please try to get down a little (because I assume you think you're higher) Well even if you're higher, doesn't make you more important than other people, and being high often means loosing the vital contact with EARTH.
Now Yes, I believe to a certain point in your ki thing, and that you might be able to do what you say you do, but having some "magic" isn't a help when you need to socialise.

Now if you'd like to post the adress of your chat room, and express the hours of appointment according to the time zone, so that we can know what hour it makes in our respective homes... it would be so kind of you, I warn you I won't repeat it a hundred time, so please be a little carefull to this world you live in.
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Post by: dino333 on July 25, 2003, 08:30:01
dude, he asked a question. If he doesn't believe you, that's his problem. You are being a little unclear in your posts.
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Post by: kibeginnersnightmare on July 25, 2003, 08:33:23
what question did he ask me?
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Post by: Frère on July 25, 2003, 08:35:44
just scroll up and get down before you post
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Post by: kibeginnersnightmare on July 25, 2003, 08:37:42
what do you mean by get down?
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Post by: Frère on July 25, 2003, 08:41:13
I thought you'd ask "What does that mean scroll up?"
So apparently you know what it means? Good... just do it, once you have read all I've been kindly writing for you, you'll be able to know what I might mean by "get down" If you're not sure, then post a version of yours of what you think it means, and I will correct you.
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Post by: kibeginnersnightmare on July 25, 2003, 08:43:28
ok
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Post by: kibeginnersnightmare on July 25, 2003, 08:50:13
do u belive in ki?
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Post by: Risu no Kairu on July 25, 2003, 09:14:14
Try to make a post when it's important. Don't post things like "ok," then two minutes later ask the same question you've asked ninety bajillion times.

If you do that, people will be nicer to you, and respond to you more often.

So, to sum it up, less posts by you = more nice posts from us

Got it?
Title: plzz help!
Post by: kibeginnersnightmare on July 25, 2003, 09:20:06
ya. i got it.
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Post by: RandomName on July 25, 2003, 11:13:27
Kid, stop posting, the more you the post, the worse your looking.
Ki is real, your claims of ability are not. Shadowatcher made a mistake in apologizing to you, he did nothing wrong.

You claim you have been training in OBE for months, but just 2 days ago you asked what one was. Your OBE in 10 seconds is NOT to beleived. I know your going to respond to me with an insult, so don't.

Please leave before you get in deep %$#@
Title: plzz help!
Post by: Frère on July 25, 2003, 13:23:28
I 'm starting to wonder wether he is illiterate, or mentaly dumb... but I would rather incline for the second one. But maybe he just doesn't care at all... I'm very much more helpless now that I've tried to educate him a little. I really don't know what we should do out of him.
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Post by: zakaroth on July 25, 2003, 14:18:28
Oh I can think of many things I'd like to do to him- in the immortal words of Terry Pratchett
'give me 10 seconds alone with him, in an empty room, I'll teach him how to think... on second thoughts make that an empty room and a pin.'[}:)]
Title: plzz help!
Post by: Frère on July 25, 2003, 14:39:51
I was meaning doing something out of him
1. only with our words
2. that could really help him
(he still has something unfriendly in his profile)
he might be in the teen troubles...
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Post by: zakaroth on July 25, 2003, 14:42:31
we've tried helping, we've tried answering his questions and some of us have even tried ignoring him, but nothing is working we need what I like to think of as a mercy killing, or at least a ban, but killing would be better (j/k)
Title: plzz help!
Post by: Frère on July 25, 2003, 14:51:52
alas words don't kill
When he comes to his death, of course then he'll find out, but I still think some extremely inspired idea would do too.
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Post by: kibeginnersnightmare on July 25, 2003, 14:55:05
deat!? ARE u CRAZY. You know im to young to die!
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Post by: kibeginnersnightmare on July 25, 2003, 14:56:21
death!? ARE u CRAZY. You know im to young to die!
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Post by: Frère on July 25, 2003, 15:03:20
Don't be afraid Keegan, it won't hurt. You'll see, everything's going to be clearer when you don't have this body... and you'll be more magical than ever. Really, I'm sure you would apreciate it in every way! Anyway, you refused all other mean in trying to get wise! Life might be hard to you in the future anyway so death is not so bad, you'll see!
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Post by: kibeginnersnightmare on July 25, 2003, 15:22:24
what do you mean? this dosent make any sense.
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Post by: zakaroth on July 25, 2003, 15:33:05
now you know how we feel- alas too late

you see- really we are a bunch of goat murdering satanists, we keep tabs on our online members- such as yourself, dont worry, we will make it slow and painfull oh so painfull ahahahahaha I mean, quick and painless, but  we know where you live Keegan, and we are coming for you soon...



[:D]

(this post not to be taken seriously under any circumstances
Title: plzz help!
Post by: kibeginnersnightmare on July 25, 2003, 15:34:52
nnnnooooooo!!!!! stop it dude. it cant be.
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Post by: zakaroth on July 25, 2003, 15:35:56
keegan look outside keegan
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Post by: kibeginnersnightmare on July 25, 2003, 15:37:42
i just did. WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: kibeginnersnightmare on July 25, 2003, 15:38:48
i just did. WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: zakaroth on July 25, 2003, 15:38:57
mwahahahahahahahahahahah*cough*ahahahahaahah*cough cough cough*
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Post by: kibeginnersnightmare on July 25, 2003, 15:43:00
dont be so pathetic . your not what you say u r.
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Post by: zakaroth on July 25, 2003, 15:44:20
or am I...
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Post by: kibeginnersnightmare on July 25, 2003, 15:47:16
i kjnow what you r your a pathetic loser. i wish i would meet you one day i would destroy you.
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Post by: zakaroth on July 25, 2003, 15:49:50
drat... maybe you are right... what was it that tipped you off? The fact that its complete fantasy? or the fact that it states quite clearly under my name 'united kingdom?'

wait what was that in the bushes...?
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Post by: Frère on July 25, 2003, 17:14:31
I don't think he can be put right, look, he still wants to destroy people that resemble him!

I have an Idea: We should Study him. We stop answering his question, but only comment on the fact that he's asking something (inevitably irrelevant) besides I'm sure he betrays him self with each of his words, so the study WILL be fun.
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Post by: dino333 on July 25, 2003, 17:35:56
OK. I just took a look at his Profile, and there is something very disturbing. *clears throat*

"Hobbies:  doing ki and whooping loosers."

I find this an extremely idiotic claim, because if he really does "whoop loosers", He shouldn't have been alive to post this. Either that or he has millions of broken mirrors in his house.
Title: plzz help!
Post by: Tisha on July 25, 2003, 17:52:11
This topic has been locked.
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Post by: kibeginnersnightmare on July 24, 2003, 16:56:30
i really need some type of confidence on obe im really nervous plzzzz