Supernatural typing

[catstorm3]

Some text appeared on my computer screen without me having typed it. On the surface it seems like nonsense, but underneath, who knows?

It happened when I was sick and in an altered state of consciousness.

I noticed that when someone said something to me, I would automatically laugh. It wasn't a genuine laugh, it was a laugh which seemed to come out of social conditioning. What was curious to me was that it happened so fast, that I wasn't aware of it.

There seemed to be something which was subconsciously filtering my input and automatically making me laugh, without me having to consciously think it was funny.

I thought, if there was this automaton in my brain, how many others? I decided to establish communication with these "machines" which seemed to have a degree of intelligence, and indeed to some degree personalities of their own.

One machine I knew for sure was the "laughing machine". Thats the one which made me laugh automatically. It was my "in" on the machines, because I had identified one that existed, without question. Now I wanted to know about others.

My solution was to send a message to all the machines in my consciousness and tell them to announce themselves.

Part of the message I got (sub)consciously and transcribed into text. Part of the message was typed without me typing a word on the keyboard. This is the most interesting to me.

Here is the dialog:

I typed this

I AM THE VOLIK MACHINE

note: this seemed to be the machine in charge, and was the one I was dialoging with

MACHINE LAUGH DESCRIBE FUNCTION

POLIK MACHINE:

PAINTING MACHINE:

My function is to take everything that is in the body and paint it nicely on the outside. (Displays body; make visible)

SVALIK MACHINE

don't understand at all what this machine does

i am the bufelektik machine.

its function is to retrieve the memory by date and then bring a copy to present time.

store all memories forever. cataloged by date, emotion, smell, location,

4 MACHINES HANDLING LANGUAGES

MESSAGE TO ALL LANGUAGE TRANSLATION MACHINES:

MESSAGE TO LANGUAGE REVERSER:

The following is the text which I did not type

I AM THE VIELEPIET

I AM THE FROLIK MACHINE

I AM THE SHREPSTIK MACHINE

I AM THE FLOVEBEDICK MACHINE

If the list contains the particular inflection used then a laugh is immediately recommended.

The text mentioned above was never typed by myself, but I have kept it for the past few years as evidence of the only supernatural event which ever happened to me, which I cannot dispute. The most interesting sentence to me is the last one above: If the list contains the particular inflection....