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overworked

Please, everyone, have a sense of humor.  For all of those who are struggling with the heavy meditation, and concentration efforts associated with achieving an OBE, I thought this may put a smile on your face.  Humor breaks through the toughest barriers.


Jeff_Mash

It made me chuckle.  I say let it out, dude.


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jilola

Maybe you're projecting via the base chakra?

2cents

jouni

andy

Be careful if lighting incense to solve this problem!


cainam_nazier

Two words.

NOSE PLUGS!!

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jilola

Andy Incense would guarantee entry into the astral. BANG! "What happened? I just lit the incense to recude the odor and was suddenly shot out of my body."

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jouni

alpha

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ralphm

And I thought this was supposed to be a serious forum.What do you clowns reccomend for my wife's gas?

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nitetravler

Recommendation:  Go to your local army surplus and get yourself an old WWII gasmask.  Hey, if it's good enough for nerve-gas it's good enough for methane.

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alpha

LoL,something I read in one of the Dailli llamas books.(sp?)laughter cleans out negativity from the body,But only the spontaneous kind.Ive noticed sometimes its contagious.http://www.astralpulse.com/forums/images/icon_Smile.gif" border=0>



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overworked

I was recently trying to move from a trance state to vibrations when I had a bout of very bad gas.  The bout kept breaking my concentration.  Is this normal?  Should I even be aware that I have gas?  What should I do?  Keep it in, or let it out?  If it smells, will it distract me further?  I know I shouldn't have eaten that Grande Chalupa at Taco Bell, but next time I will know better.

Thanks.