Well, you may have heard of the chubaka defense and now comes the quantum defense.
Your honor, the crime did not actually occur until the officer observed the crime. And, in making the observation the officer created the crime and the history that lead up to it.
Therefore my client is innocent and the police officer is the guilty party!
:-D
Charmed by the strangeness the judge did s-quark.
Later the sergeant was charged for sending the officer in the first place.