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Author Topic: 04 - Goofy Predictions!  (Read 1896 times)
Steel Hawk
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« on: December 28, 2003, 18:51:06 »

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Seems everyone could use a good laugh to start off the new year so lets all give our most outrageous predictions here.


Most outrageous predictions:

Robert Bruce will actually post a message on the Astral Pulse forums in 2004. [Wink]

We will all be able to consciously project without problems on a daily basis in 5 minutes or less.

I will win the lotto, buy several Ferrari's, a mansion next to Angelina Jolie's mansion, and of course a high powered telescope.

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« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2003, 19:00:16 »

UFO Baby grows up to be elected President of the USA in 04.

Bush is re-elected?! *gasp* [Tongue]


I predict...*takes out crystal ball*

That all computers everywhere will rebel and attack, like I always said they would...

Skittles will rain from the sky.

A mad man will attempt to brainwash toddlers through soup cans.

All Astral Pulse members are made head of a new world order...[Cheesy]




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« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2003, 19:00:16 »

logoVisit the website of Astral Pulse creator Adrian Cooper.

Home of the best selling book Our Ultimate Reality.

Astral Projection, Metaphysics and many other subjects.

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« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2003, 01:16:04 »

the last one is a doosey, but heres one

I stay concentrated for more than 3 sec...
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« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2003, 02:16:06 »

Well let's see...

Robert Bruce will finish his books.

I'll meet an alien and he'll eat me.

I will taste like red.

People at school will leave me alone.

Later
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« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2003, 12:37:19 »

My far-fetched Predictions:
Frank, RB, and all the other guru's will return and give us some insight! Wouldnt that be sweet...
-Aries
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« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2003, 17:54:11 »

[Cheesy]Happy New Year Everyone.  Hi, just had emergency surgery last week and getting bored recovering and reading the tabloids and watching TV and reading this site.

Seems everyone could use a good laugh to start off the new year so lets all give our most outrageous predictions here.

Such as:

UFO Baby grows up to be elected President of the USA in 04.

Hillary Clinton dumps Bill for Richard Simmons.

Civil War in the USA begins over TV ban on football.

I actually stop smoking and lose 50 pounds -- it could happen! in
     some parellel universe.

The reptile people in the center of the earth come out and eat all of
     us topsiders.

Do feel free to let your imaginations roam......[Tongue]
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