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Author Topic: Spam you'll never see...LOL  (Read 1339 times)
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« on: August 29, 2004, 19:57:38 »

We all get tons and tons of that dreadful crap we call spam in our inboxes every day. Despite the wide variety in junk that has been hawked thru unsolicited commerical naggings, I bet you'll never see stuff like this:



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If you want to be put on a mail--I mean taken off this mailing list, go hit your head with a mallet, and then blow bubbles in a piranha tank. If you can still breathe, stand on your head and spit jellybeans cuz you're never gonna get off this list! Ever!



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