Jelly Filled Earth Theory

[cainam_nazier]

And even though "they" won't say it, we all know the moon is really made of cheese.
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[PeacefulWarrior]

I agree...and if we could just begin transporting large quantities of this moon cheese back to earth we could fill the hollow earth with it and solve that problem once and for all![^]

[Tom]

If the earth is a giant donut filled with grape jelly, there must be a pit of hot oil nearby. It must be really big.

The core as a large fission reactor idea sounds better to me still.

[jilola]

There is, we call it the Sun.

2cents & L&L
jouni

[Anonymous]

So if we're on a donut filled with jelly next to a giant tub of hot oil, then we are microorganisms on this donut, and we must be in danger of being eaten. Quick! Fly away, fly away! Beam us up, Scotty! Hmm, better take this donut with us for food rations. *Chomp!*

[panabelle]

Nah, we're not in danger of being eaten. The green sprinkles (grass) taste really nasty. Trust me from first hand experience. And who wants to eat a donut that's three-fourths covered with water?!

[Shawn McCaffrey]

Well it doesn't seen likely that the earth is jelly filled.  I think that it could be highly likely that is it full of..... ready?  
Eyes.
Yep.  Cannadian mongoose eyes.  And at the center is A giant radiactive lung.

[Squeek]

And, the moving things on it are gonna fight you for it.  Not fun.

We all know, of course, that Mars is made out of Strawberry Jelly.  Isnt it obvious?  And venus is peach cobbler?

The blue you see earth as from space is a ruse to keep them aliens away from our sweet jelly stash.  They'll never find it there. Muaa

[Anonymous]

Chief Wiggum, investigating the idea that bagels are really just 3-day-old donuts:

"We have confiscated every bear claw, cruller, and donut in town.... Oh, and some coffee."

[cainam_nazier]

Panabelle,
"Nah, we're not in danger of being eaten. The green sprinkles (grass) taste really nasty. Trust me from first hand experience. And who wants to eat a donut that's three-fourths covered with water?!"

It depends on wether or not the five sec. rule applies here.

[Anonymous]

cows eat grass. what if a giant donut-eating space cow comes along? Then we're all doomed for sure.

[Squeek]

What if an even bigger space alien had a sudden interest in giant cow...? [B)] Hehe.  Maybe that giant cow is what made our moon cheeseness...kill him!!

wait..cheez is good.  Milk him!

[PeacefulWarrior]

I have this new theory.  The other day an acquaintance of mine was sitting outside in a beautiful park with hislovely wife.  They were just minding our business, having a delightful picnic when all of the sudden his hand sunk into the grass.  When he pulled it out it was covered in what appeared to be grape jelly!  He was shocked and finally decided to confirm the fact by licking it off his hand.  "Yep," he said, "grape jelly."  

I haven't heard anything since he told me about this, but I have this new theory that the Earth is actually filled with grape jelly.  I feel a little betrayed, however, that "they" never taught me anything about this in school.  Major conspiracy if you ask me.

More info is forthcoming!