a question

[Armed Response]

Hello, fredhedd,
Although I am a new member on the Astral Pulse, I do know a LITTLE bit about OBE's (out of body experiences).
An Out of Body experience is very simple. VERY simple. It is when you LEAVE your physical body to have an experience somewhere else. Like over there or something. Some people have these randomly, like a NEAR DEATH experience (which you may have heard of). Only many people WORLDWIDE, like many of the users on this forum, choose to LEAVE their bodies at WILL. Sound crazy? It's a lot easier than you could have EVER anticipated.
One day while you're sitting on the couch, close your eyes and concentrate VERY hard. I will teach you what I believe to be the exact technique that all OBE projectors use. So, close your eyes and concentrate VERY VERY hard. Pretend you are falling into an ocean. You can feel the wind under you. NOW, just raise a lot of energy in your body. Everyone knows how to do this to some degree, just CONCENTRATE VERY hard.
Soon, you'll be flying through the Astral racetracks, meeting all of your dead relatives and feeling like you are together with the one TRUE god, Jesus Christ. You can go to outer space, or just across the room to read a playing card. Just concentrate VERY hard, I cannot stress that enough.
So, now that you know what an OBE is and how to project, HAVE FUN! If there is anything anybody wants to add that I may have forgotten, simply post a reply to help Fredheddd. Simply press the "Post New Reply" button, use your keyboard to type, and go crazy! See you in the Astral Planes, Fredhedd!

[SPASTRAL]

Hi chaps,

Armed Response, can you elaborate further on your technique? it's one I've never heard of and I am interested as it sounds too easy to be true.

Give me a blow by blow account if you can spare the time.

All the best,


Spencer

[Jeff_Mash]

Just to clarify things.....what "Armed Response" said does NOT apply to everyone.

For him/her to say that "I will teach you what I believe to be the exact technique that all OBE projectors use" is so ridiculous that I actually peed all over myself while reading it.

I also suppose by reading Armed Response that all non-Christians are going to have the shock of their lives, when they project and actually feel like they are one with Jesus Christ.

Give me a break.  I appreciate your helpfulness, but I can't imagine that you're so experienced in this subject as to categorize it into this dogmatic mold.

Just my two cents.


Keep smiling,

Jeff Mash
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[clandestino]

hello there Fredhedd, try reading this article, its got most of the basics.

http://www.robertpeterson.org/OBEClassNotes.html

Haven't looked at the rest of this guy's site, might be good too.

Mark

[Tia]

Is this a 'trick' question???

[Hugh Hegarty]

Fredhedd has aleady projected. Read those posts as if they are jokes, then what do you think? I think it's real funny. I don't know if this is the right forum for comedy, but I will always accept perfectly dlivered humor of that caliber!

[fredhedd]

i thank you all for your help and yes, this was supposed to one of them there funny questions.  if you'll click on my name it should show that i've been here for a little while trying to help and being helped.  i thought that it would be funny to pretend to just blatantly  ignore the search function and ask the most basic question possible.   it was meant to drop your jaw at first, maybe pee your pants some at how ridiculous it was, let the realization sink in that i was joking,  maybe get an equally sarcastic response from someone who realized i was kidding and a few laughs.  armed responses responded response in response to my post  was perfect.  i assume he was kidding also, and what a good job.

clandestino, i'm not sure if you knew i was kidding or not but you get a thumbs up for just taking it in and suggesting a site, instead of telling me how i should have used the search before asking something like that.

have fun guys

[fredhedd]

hello.  i'm wondering if someone would tell me what an out of body experience is, and how i would go about having one.  thnx a bunch
fred