kundalini is driving me mad

[imogen]

thanks for the advice but it still won't help me find my union jack

[Nay]

I moved this topic since it has turned into quite the scavenger hunt for the ever elusive union jack.

Nay

[imogen]

oh man it's all very good moving me post but it would be more useful if you could find me union jack and turn the tv off cos knight riders on nad it's crap

[Nay]

Believe me, I would like nothing more than to find your union jack and turn off your tv...

Nay

[Nick]

Places to look for replacement Union Jacks:

http://www.darachweb.com/flags/UnionJack.html


http://www.unionjackstore.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=CTGY&Category_Code=MAIN



Nick

[imogen]

thanks thats a handy web site but then again it's not at all i was talking to me mother earlier and i found out where me union jack came from i bought it when i was about 12 so now do you understand why i need it back

[Nick]

Apologies imogen, I see now that the flag in question has a certain sentimental value. Hope you find it.


Very best,
Nick

[imogen]

so do i. if i actually got up off the floor and looked for it, it might help. if i stay on the floor like a lump of s**t  i don't think i'm gonna find it.

[imogen]

anyway i have some good news. i'm going to see a personal trainer in the morning

[jason]

How big is the flag?

knowing the size could tell you whether it's in your flat,just folded up in a book,under a lamp or something,or whether your search should take you outside of your flat

[imogen]

it's full size, and i still haven't moved from the floor

[imogen]

oh well, at least i found a packet of beefy monster munch

[imogen]

www.cecimoz.co.uk have a look at angel muffin oh and don't forget the chavs look under flash animation

[imogen]

oh man, i'm watching the boxing on the tv and it's boring the t*t's off me

[imogen]

at least i still have me legoland madallian and i've found a new boyfriend aswell wait for it this it's the best bit i didn't even have to leave the sofa i just found a phone number and rang it and he happens to be really sexy even better he's only 24 my last boyfriend was 47 and i'm in between i'm only 28 and also a total nutter who still needs to find me union jack

[imogen]

someone please help me

[NeoSaturn]

wow, thats intense, but i have 1 question? what is kundulini!?

[imogen]

it's something you should never try well not unless you have a union jack or your of sound mind which i'm not

[imogen]

i don't know if anyone noticed?

[imogen]

seriously though it's energy work you raise energy from the base chakra  up the spine and take it through the crown chakra and it really hurts when you do it propely

[imogen]

oh crap i have to get up early and go boxing but then again i might be able to manage a bottle of wine if i'm clever enough and you never know i might find the energy to find me union jack it must be somewhere in here

[imogen]

funny thing is this post has lasted a long time considering it's total rubbish

[imogen]

ok, i have to say goodbye and find me union jack on me own cos i'm not allowed to talk total rubbish that doesn't make any sense whatsoever to anyone but nutters like me. this is me last chance otherwise there gonna kick me out the forum and i'm sure you'd all miss me cos i'm the most intellegent and interesting and the best looking person on the forum and i have the best union jack in the world if i can ever find it again take care and god bless xxx

[CaCoDeMoN]

I don't think that anyone will kick you out...

[imogen]

fantastic news, i found me union jack. this is such a happy moment. but i still have a problem with me foot, it hurts even more the pains going up me leg are really bad, so i think i'll wrap me union jack around me foot. see how clevers that i've found another use for it there's no end to my creativity