lost union jack i'm so upset

[imogen]

www.flashplayer.com/music/inmeburberry

you might only get this if you live in the north of england

[Gandalf]

not bad, but isnt it 'chavs' not 'charvs'?

Up here in Scotland we have a related but distinctive variety known as 'neds'.. The main difference appears to be that while 'chavs' like to wear their fake burberry caps on the level almost covering their eyes (with added scarf over mouth), up here self-respecting 'neds' like to wear their fake Burberry caps at what might be described as a jaunty angle, with the front of the cap pointing up at an almost vertical angle.

Doug

[karnautrahl]

!!!!!ERK!!!! It's one of my brothers LMAO!...

[imogen]

oh man this is terrible i cut me foot and it's become infected but worse than that i've lost me union jack again and i had found a new use for it it makes a fantastic hat to stop the kundalini energy coming out the crown chakra  this is a sad sad day but then again it does not stop the energy at all i just made it up but it looks good if you tie it up the right way

[imogen]

i'm so depressed how do you cope in life without a union jack

[imogen]

at least i still have me legoland madallian but it gets worse i went to the pub last night and claw man nipped me finger he has no hand just a claw and if you put your finger in it it really hurts

[imogen]

i'm sure people don't understand me. i can't think why? anyone would think i'm a nutter. but at least i have a union jack. and a lot of uses for it  i'm so creative

[Tom]

Are you the one on the right in your picture and are you wearing the union jack for pants in the picture?

[imogen]

yep that's the union jack

[imogen]

what the hell am i gonna do without a union jack

[Tom]

Can you get another union jack where you got the one which is missing? And how much would it cost?

[imogen]

there not expensive about £15 but i want the one i've lost. life without it will never be the same again

[imogen]

oh man i'm so sad i don't think i'll ever get over this life can never be the same again without a union jack

[imogen]

it gets worse i cut me foot the other day just below the anckle and now i have pains right up me leg and around me foot now i have to go to the doctors and my brother asked me to get him some valium while i was there cos by the looks of it he's a bit of a druggie but worse still there's still no sign of me union jack

[Gandalf]

just want to correct an misconception amongst many american posters:
The Union Jack is not only the 'flag of England'.. it is also the flag of Scotland, ie that is why it is called the *union* jack. Both countires still have their own flags of course but we both also share the *union* jack flag: if you look at the design of the UJ it is made up of both the scottish and english flag designs.

The reason I'm saying this is because after last years Tartan Day celebrations in New York, some people were asking why many of the pipe bands were carrying 'english flags' as well as scottish ones... meaning of course the Union Jack.

Here endeth the boring lesson  

Doug

[Callista]

just want to correct an misconception amongst many american posters:
The Union Jack is not only the 'flag of England'.. it is also the flag of Scotland, ie that is why it is called the *union* jack. Both countires still have their own flags of course but we both also share the *union* jack flag: if you look at the design of the UJ it is made up of both the scottish and english flag designs.

The reason I'm saying this is because after last years Tartan Day celebrations in New York, some people were asking why many of the pipe bands were carrying 'english flags' as well as scottish ones... meaning of course the Union Jack.

Here endeth the boring lesson  

Doug

lol S'also only a Union Jack when it's flying on a ship, otherwise it's just called the Union Flag.

Hurrah for useless information!

Hope you feel better soon, imogen.

[Gandalf]

lol... thats also true!

hehe

Doug