Human Body Functions

[David Warner]

Ap Friends,

I  know this is a post that's a little out there but it dawned on me the other day and I figured that I would throw this out there.

Has anyone tried farting in the astral world, relieving themselves #1 and #2? I personally never have, but wondered if  one did break wind, would you see the spirit of the fart, elements that are composed etc....etc.

Tvos

[Cereal-N-Milk]

hey i read on this forum that someone posted a thread saying that he projected and he saw someone and they farted directing it towards him, and he said that it reaked.

[oilfieldpilot]

TVOS!
Hahahaha you're too much!  

My horse farted in one of my LD's, does that count?

But the only "difference" was that she was three stories tall!
There were some other riders behind me (these are racehorses) and I 'wondered' what it would be like if she farted (As I Knew that she should NOT be 3 stories tall!!!)

And lo'n behold, she let one fly that went off the Richter scale!
I laughed soooo damn hard in my LD that I woke myself up...

If you ever saw Eddie Murphy's Nutty Prof, the scene where he is the size of king kong and lets one go across the town....well, it was just like that!



I can't believe I am telling this!

ofp

[David Warner]

oilfieldpilot,

What about taking a urination or passing a stool in the astral world? I know this is a little out there, but I wonder if this has even been tried before. Would the human physical body react the same while the astral was discrediting?

Tvos

[knightlight]

I actually had a problem a while back where when I was OBE I would start to tinkle and I would wake up really fast to make sure I wasnt wetting my bed.  I never did!  A few nights ago I was in the middle of a lucid dream and suddenly I start peein all over and I try to stop it but I cant and I can almost feel myself peeing in my bed but I just kept going and when I finally woke up after the entire experience everything was dry.

[AndrewTheSinger]

I don't remember having farted, but once I was defecating and  thinking that I should better finish this fast so that I could project, and that's when I realized I was already out.

Peeing was the same as with knightlight.

[David Warner]

Hmmm, never had that happened before - guess it wasn't one of my goals.

The only thing that I came close to urinating when i was having a false awakening. Before, I even knew anything about astral projection.
I drank a little too much that night and was sleeping down the basement. I can remember traveling up the steps and to the bathroom, as I was ready to release I was pulled back to the physical body. Still drunk and disorientated with drifting thru consciousness, I arose to my feet and started urinating on the floor. My brother than came down the basement and witnessed this. He asked "Dave, do you realize you are in the basement". I replied back to him "Shut the door, I am using the bathroom".

Next morning, my brother told me what happened and he realized I had a little too much to drink.

What about throwing up? I had that happen in a projection a long time ago.. I would have to pull out the notes and review but that happened.

Anyone else want to share their wonderful stories..:)


Tvos

[magicmac2000]

TVOS, you are reaaaally crazy    I envy that you can project so many times and you have so much time there in the Astral that you are now wondering about farting
Seriously, think about being an Astral Comedian

[knightlight]

that would be awesome!  you should project and go to the biggest group of people you can find and just start telling jokes to them!

[David Warner]

Magicmac2000,

Believe it or not, even when I do manage to get out sometimes in seconds, minutes and I feel like I'm on a race course to jam every detail,test in seconds before re-entering. Trust me, I don't have that enough time just to sit back and relax..

that would be my ultimate goal - find a park bench, sit down and just observe for a good hour w/o no interruptions..

tvos

[magicmac2000]

No, that's not what I meant... I can't express myself clearly in English ... what I wanted to say is that you have a lot of time IN the Astral. Like pilots that have "Flight Hours", you have a lot of time (hours) IN the Astral.

Anyway, I don't know if I will be able to "fart" in the Astral and being conscious of that, but for sure I'm already doing it: my wife always tell me that when I'm sleeping, I do fart


Cheers,
Magic.

[David Warner]

thats pretty bad when you question if you've projected in the astral by farting.. only way to validate is the smell..:)

yes, i've had a lot of time in the astral -- just wish i could have that good strong hour on that park bench..

tvos

[Leyla]

No one knows what Gods farts smell like, but we know they sound like a harp.

Isaiah 16:11
Wherefore my bowels shall sound like an harp for Moab, and mine inward parts for Kirharesh.

:diarrhea:

[David Warner]

Leyla,

is this a real bible passage?

Isaiah 16:11
Wherefore my bowels shall sound like an harp for Moab, and mine inward parts for Kirharesh.

Tvos

[MFInsane]

Too cute!!!


I have had obe's that I had to pee in. The funny thing is when I woke up I had to pee.

I think if a person had bad gas during an ap it could make them feel like farting in the ap also.

[David Warner]

i'll have to try that sometime in the future with breaking wind. i think it would be interesting! - just for the sake of the experiment.

tvos