Now THAT is a light bulb moment.

[Nay]

MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.

Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.

"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.

"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."

Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.

"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."

The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.

Any ideas on the reasoning behind the light bulb scandal?

[AndrewTheSinger]

well, i don't doubt the felon's story  

[GANAMOHA]

well to see if it would light up of course but there is a chance that he was either eating or drinking something weird and did that or someone did that to him as representation that he has his head up his @ss and and putting a lightbulb there would lighten it upa bit......but of course its all just speculation

[jalef]

its definatelythe food he eats, you know: a very weird and rare reaction between the food created a lightbulb!

[Nostic]

Have to give you credit Nay. The lightbulb icon was a nice little added touch.  

[Nay]

Tehehehehehe... Thanks Nostic.. what's a girl to do?

How did the guy not wake up though....weird.  Is he used to lightbulb moments?  :blackeye:

[jilola]

What's the guy complaining about?
He was enlightened, wasn't he?

2cents & L&L
Jouni

[Lighthouse]

What's the guy complaining about?
He was enlightened, wasn't he?

2cents & L&L
Jouni

:doh:
LOL!!!  That was pretty bad.

[Nay]

:rotfl:  :rotfl:  :rotfl:  :rotfl:   That wasn't bad.. that was great!

[Lighthouse]

yeah, yeah, yeah... LOL!!!   Lets not encourage him!  

it was pretty good, wasn't it?

[Nay]

LOL.. I'll try not to..

I really had to squint at the small stuff.. omgoodness.. getting older.

EDIT:  LOL. Another page.. I'm on some kind of roll...