The Conspiracy Wins Again

[personalreality]

I'm positing a theory that the reason the server crashed is because we have CIA operatives on the forum and they noticed that I was posting to many "news stories" about their masters' handy work. 

LoL.

So if it was you, I'm on to you and it will only be a matter of time before you're found.

[Chris J.]

Oh no!

*runs*

[Xanth]

Then let me say... Good one PR.
You're so fired. 

[personalreality]

lol

[Capt. Picard]

There is not a doubt in my mind whatsoever, not even 0.01% of doubt that you are correct on this. For sure it is fact, FOR SUUURRRE. BTW, the CIA agent is Xanth, probably most likely for sure deffinitly its him. 100%. I saw him do it.

[Xanth]

There is not a doubt in my mind whatsoever, not even 0.01% of doubt that you are correct on this. For sure it is fact, FOR SUUURRRE. BTW, the CIA agent is Xanth, probably most likely for sure deffinitly its him. 100%.

Damnit... the jig is up!

You're all under arrest!  Now... to find you all... >_>

[Capt. Picard]

Just search through the millions of names on your database sir.

[Xanth]

Just search through the millions of names on your database sir.

Sweet!  Promotion for me! 

But awwww hell... that's too much paperwork for me.
You're all free to go!