Gotta go pee!!!

[Boom]

Hey all.

Just really wanted to share this one with ya'll.   So its 4am, I'm dreaming about being back in college. Normal dream here.  I realised I needed to go pee, so I excused myself and headed off to the bathroom.

I tried to go, but couldn't go at all. It just wasn't happening.  Also people kept coming in and it was distracting me more. It just wasn't happening. It was very frustrating.

Then I woke up, needing to go pee for real. So I headed off to the toilet. I hit the light as I was walking in but it didn't work. I'm stood there, and once again I'm struggling to pee.  Then I realised!! I'm still dreaming, this is a false awakening! Bang lucidity! So for some reason I dropped to the ground.  I dropped with a thump.  Then I realised.. wait.. no, this is real wtf am I doing, I am awake. I could literally feel the solid porcelin of the toilet as I pulled myself up.

So I tried again... nothing.  But as I looked in the window I started seeing all these dancing shadows of people. As I looked more, a load of colours started emerging.... I am dreaming still!! Arghhh!!!  I'm thinking to myself. Wake up! I need to go pee.. for real!!! And If I keep trying to pee in my sleep I might actually end up peeing in real life in the bed, and thats very embarassing and the mrs would be very unhappy!!

So I woke up and headed to the bathroom, and the toilet was missing.  This is taking the tinkle now!!!!! Arghhh!!

Finally I woke up properly, for real and finally went, for real!  Without any accidents!  At the time of the dreams, they were as real as being awake. Incredible lucidity at times. Except I realised, I was at my parents bathroom in the family home some 1600 miles away when I was seeing the dancing shadows in the window.   For some reason being there didn't alude me to being lucid. But I dream I'm there all the time. My spirit self is very attracted to that house for some reason, and its no oddity that I am there if that makes any sense.

Anyway I thought it was funny.  Its not the first time I've dreamt of trying to go to the toilet when in the physical world i've actually needed to go!
Anyone else done the same?

[Astralzombie]

That would be a funny story if it hadn't happened to me many times already in almost the same context.

[Szaxx]

Imagine the relief waking dry after waking wet after thinking you were in the bathroom after a good dream.
I don't get these false awakenings much now. Thank god
They're entertainment though.

[Lionheart]

That would be a funny story if it hadn't happened to me many times already in almost the same context.

....many, many, many times, lol.

I always take this as some kind of "internal message, interruption/pause" in my Dream" that says "It's time to use the bathroom now".

[Bedeekin]

I've had a full pee FA... it was that it was coming out in a thick stream of continuous pee that I awoke. I would love to say I was really doing it but I awoke miraculously completely dry... but desperate nonetheless. 

[Astralzombie]

I had one experience awhile back in which I was having to stop in the middle of everything and "go" right then. After about the third or fourth time I created a dream character to tell me that I might have a real issue to attend to.

If that character wasn't my own manifestation then it was a guardian angel in the truest sense of the word.

[Lionheart]

I had one experience awhile back in which I was having to stop in the middle of everything and "go" right then. After about the third or fourth time I created a dream character to tell me that I might have a real issue to attend to.

If that character wasn't my own manifestation then it was a guardian angel in the truest sense of the word.

...and so in this, you learned another "skill"! 

[roman67]

That was hilarious story Boom. You made us laugh. It hadn't happened with me yet. Thanks for sharing.