Channeling the Reptoids

babylonkiller · December 29, 2003, 02:53:49

xandar your a downright liar and i'll put my life on that.

Logic · December 29, 2003, 03:08:35

LMAO

that was hillarious. Nice way to fan the flames of hatred =)

James S · December 29, 2003, 15:38:27

Xander you idiot!!!
You killed it before asking the really important questions![xx(]
Like - are the females of their species really cute in a scaly kind of way? You know, kind of like Mystique from the X-men movies?

Darn it! Now we'll never know [

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James.

no_leaf_clover · December 30, 2003, 03:42:55

The best part of this thread was when I scrolled down below Xander's post and saw BabylonKiller's reply. Almost as if somebody didn't catch the joke... [

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babylonkiller · December 30, 2003, 13:49:41

hey No_leaf_clover,
i guess the fact that nobody but you caught on to the joke is a
testament to the fact of how few see the truth and others miss it
even though it is righ tunder their noses.
this can also be applied as a metaphor for mankind...
we are so pre occupied with our own thoughts and beliefs, that we
fail to see the real truth.

Jenadots · December 30, 2003, 14:27:05

Aha! A solution to the over-population problem at last![

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TheSeeker · December 30, 2003, 14:34:25

Haha. Atleast you acted out of love.

xander · December 30, 2003, 14:54:53

Jena. this is mr. Lizard and I am wondering if you are still in favor of population control even though you are one of the first on our menu? Please let us Reptilians know how you wish to be killed and prepared, May I suggest eaten alive. We reptilians love torturing our prey before we.......
MR. LIZARD! What the F**K do you think your doing?
Err....ummmm...nothing sir.
Are you prostituting yourself online AGAIN!? Now get back in that cage. The smelly Reptile does pose a good question though. Would you still be in favor of population control if you, your family and freinds were to be some of the first to be killed off? Rexently I went into a eugenics chat and I posed a similar question. It didn't occur to any of those eggheads that they could be culled. To them it was the faceless masses that would die so they could live.
Mr. Xander Sir, can I watch tv?
NO! You've already lost far too many brain cells due to that thing.
But how else will i receive secret messages from my pod?
This reminds me, I need to buy some BBQ sauce. Oh and James, the female reptillians don't look like mystique and they often confuse screwin with eating.

James S · December 30, 2003, 14:59:58

How dissapointing! And here's me thinking that we could have some good reasons to "advance" interspecies relationships. [8D]

Just exactly what is "real truth" anyway? Who here possibly knows enough about the entire universe and all its planes to be able to answer this one?

Regards,
James.

babylonkiller · December 30, 2003, 16:13:10

you want to hear the real truth?

the real truth is humankind does not like to take responsibility,
humankind likes to have all the facts and info given to them
rather than finding it out by way of experience,
humankind is at war with itself because humankind does not understand
itself.
humankind is also animal cruelty.
the truth is what you have experienced, truth is the way you feel,
regardless of what you feel.
truth is knowing that nothing is as it seems.
truth is the most simple way of life, and also the most advanced.

xander · December 31, 2003, 12:06:05

Yet another Reptile

Hello all you wonderfully fattened sheep! Another year is upon you and war between your kind is a continuing thing. I have come to claim victory over you! Bow before your reptilian Masters! Continue beleiving everything you see and hear from your media and my henchmen....err....I mean, your gov't officials.
I have no master, I am an individual. I question everything and everyone.
Soon there will be reeducation camps for those of who who dare claim spiritual adn physcal independence.
Our power is greater than you couldever understand.
HA! Even now we are gathering data on you via inside sources. Some of them decry the spiritual and paranormal for the express purpose of keeping many of you from knowing the full extent of your power.
Mr. Lizard your kind seems to be in great numbers around here. Is there a reason for that?
There are several undergound bases in the state in which you live. Mt. Shasta, Mt. Raneir, Death Valley, LAX airport. All are breeding grounds for us. Make no mistake, we are at war with your kind.
Why are you telling me this?
Something about you compels me to speak the truth.
What do you plan to do to the earth once you've killed us off?
After we strip mine your world and eat all the animals we will poison the water and air and go find another world to plunder.
I thought you said somewhere else that you were the original inhabitants of earth.
HAHAHA!! We use that line on every species. Our policy about the universe is similar to your primitive concept of manifest destiny. All exists to serve us, thus we automatically own it. Others disagree, they must be tricked, enslaved and eventually killed off.
At this point the reptile attacks me and my higher self in the form of a Lion took over an ripped the reptile to shreds as it begged for its life. Reptiles understand "might makes right" thats all they understand.

Xander

hysterix · December 31, 2003, 16:23:08

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Originally posted by xanderWould you still be in favor of population control if you, your family and freinds were to be some of the first to be killed off? Rexently I went into a eugenics chat and I posed a similar question. It didn't occur to any of those eggheads that they could be culled. To them it was the faceless masses that would die so they could live.

Wow, in you saying this statement, I know now how ignorant you really are. The only way population control could truly work is with a certain amount of the people in a population required to get sterelized all throughout the world. Not with going around and shooting random people! You truly are retarded!

And then if you apply that to me, would I go in and get sterelized? Yes, if the whole world went in on this project, and in every country certain random people are required to get sterelized, and I get picked, yes, I would go in and get it done to me. I want to be part of the solution, not the problem.

TheSeeker · January 02, 2004, 08:21:54

I'm pretty sure Xander is kidding Hysterix.

James S · January 02, 2004, 16:27:01

Xander and hysterix

Your last two posts have been deleted.

Two things I would ask here - keep your sense of humor and be nice!

James.

xander · December 28, 2003, 19:49:12

I recently captured a Reptiod and compelled it using the arts of magick and science to speak truthfully. My words are in blue.

I notice you've been speaking to many here in an attempt to confuse and frustrate them.
It's all part of our plan to exterminate the human race.
Why do you feel the need to do so?
I won't tell!
Do I need to slamdance yer A*S again? I'm willing to do so if need be.
Ok Ok. We reptoids are a cowardly and conniving race. We are weak both spiritually and mentally. Humans are strong in these regards and grow stronger each decade. Soon we will no longer be able to manipulate you. Fortunatel those who are most willing to beleive we exist are also foolish enough to consider us benign.
You know we will stop you.
Yes but we will take a few billion of you with us into the abyss of extinction. Humans still allow themselves to be driven by reptillian instincts such as greed, envy, the desperate need to consume and dominate.
Whats your secret desire you stinking reptile.
We secretly desire that humanity destroys us. We in truth are miserable and cannot grow spiritually. Will you destroy me? Please sir?

At this point I was moved with rage and pity and realized that killing the reptile would be a supreme act of love. So I killed it.

Xander

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