Ah, dreamstate lessons... Can't live with'em, can't live without'em!
My sister came to me and told me to come with her to the supermarket to buy food. I obliged and we found ourselves in this rural supermarket that only sold fresh products. She took me to this aisle which was selling this stuff that looked like ice cream... Like chocolate ice cream... Sausage-shaped chocolate... Which doesn't melt. The whole aisle smelled terrible. Something just wasn't right.
So I ask my sister... "Is this... What I think it is? Are they really selling poop in boxes?"
"It's not poop, we like to call it 'excrement.'"
"That's the same thing! Why would you buy this?"
"It's a delicacy."
"Wait, you actually eat this?"
"Yeah..."
"But it's poop! Are you crazy?"
"What do you mean, crazy? Rich people eat 'disgusting' stuff all the time... Why not excrement?"
"It's got to taste terrible.. It's animal waste.. The body rejects it for a reason!"
"Well.. Look at it this way, you eat cheese, right?"
"Yes..."
"And it's actually rotten milk, it smells bad, some varieties even cause inflammations in the mouth. Excrement doesn't, it's sterile. The only reason you don't want to try it is because you were told that it was bad your whole life, yet you eat things that are just as bad if not worse. And here I thought you were the kind of person who constantly re-evaluated his beliefs..."
She looked around for a while, and picked out this box. I looked at the label: "$5.49, Fresh from today." Inside the box was this greenish-brown stool...
She actually made a great point...
So we went out to a park and she took some bread out of her bag, a knife, and started spreading crap on the bread. She handed a piece to me, and told me to try it.
I brought the yummy sandwich towards my face... And at the last moment...
"I can't do this. You eat it first."
Then I noticed that she was smiling. Her smile slowly became bigger and bigger until she burst out laughing.
"Hahaha! Damn! You almost fell for it!"
"Wait, what? It was a joke??"
"Well... Yeah... Who the hell would eat poop? Are you stupid or something?"
"You b****! You tried to make me eat crap!"
I threw the piece of bread as far as I could... And the dream ended.
My sister came to me and told me to come with her to the supermarket to buy food. I obliged and we found ourselves in this rural supermarket that only sold fresh products. She took me to this aisle which was selling this stuff that looked like ice cream... Like chocolate ice cream... Sausage-shaped chocolate... Which doesn't melt. The whole aisle smelled terrible. Something just wasn't right.
So I ask my sister... "Is this... What I think it is? Are they really selling poop in boxes?"
"It's not poop, we like to call it 'excrement.'"
"That's the same thing! Why would you buy this?"
"It's a delicacy."
"Wait, you actually eat this?"
"Yeah..."
"But it's poop! Are you crazy?"
"What do you mean, crazy? Rich people eat 'disgusting' stuff all the time... Why not excrement?"
"It's got to taste terrible.. It's animal waste.. The body rejects it for a reason!"
"Well.. Look at it this way, you eat cheese, right?"
"Yes..."
"And it's actually rotten milk, it smells bad, some varieties even cause inflammations in the mouth. Excrement doesn't, it's sterile. The only reason you don't want to try it is because you were told that it was bad your whole life, yet you eat things that are just as bad if not worse. And here I thought you were the kind of person who constantly re-evaluated his beliefs..."
She looked around for a while, and picked out this box. I looked at the label: "$5.49, Fresh from today." Inside the box was this greenish-brown stool...
She actually made a great point...
So we went out to a park and she took some bread out of her bag, a knife, and started spreading crap on the bread. She handed a piece to me, and told me to try it.
I brought the yummy sandwich towards my face... And at the last moment...
"I can't do this. You eat it first."
Then I noticed that she was smiling. Her smile slowly became bigger and bigger until she burst out laughing.
"Hahaha! Damn! You almost fell for it!"
"Wait, what? It was a joke??"
"Well... Yeah... Who the hell would eat poop? Are you stupid or something?"
"You b****! You tried to make me eat crap!"
I threw the piece of bread as far as I could... And the dream ended.