The Neverending Story

The AlphaOmega · November 07, 2003, 01:17:51

This little cornchip, known the the common folk was called a locke, wandered far from his home. You see he had lived his life in solitude with no dangers of any kind, but he knew that the world was not a peaceful place. He had spoken with wonderers before and heard stories of battles and mischief, and desired to know what was beyond the small walls of his own tiny town. So Lock ventured out in search of dangers that he had never imagined before...

Blue Giant · November 07, 2003, 01:30:44

As he took off he remembered a key point. Never to go over the same footprints twice. He knew that if he tried too hard to end up somewhere he has never been, he would most likely return to his original spot. He grabbed his hat...

lullabi · November 07, 2003, 02:06:55

.. And ate it. Then he put a nut shell on his head, and examined himself in the mirror, before leaving the village. He left at night, while everyone was asleep. Locke had never been or seen outside the village walls before, and it was a shock what he encountered, when he stepped through the gates. He saw a man, sitting in a barrel by a river, playing with a clam shell. He told Locke that he was the first man to ever have eaten an oyster..

sahlyn · November 07, 2003, 05:49:10

...through his nose without sneezing. "Oh, how splendid" said Locke, with eyes open wide..."Can you give me a demonstration."
The man's face lit up with enthusiasm as he began to jump up and down inside his barrel, cackling like a madman and grinding his yellow teeth together. After calming down, the man reached into his pockets and...

Action Matt · November 07, 2003, 06:22:29

......Pulled out 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps.

"knock them back" said the strange man "and I'll go get an Oyster"

Locke agreed and began to drink the enchanted brew. After about 5 minutes locke had nailed both pints. He had just begun working on the chips when, out of nowhere....

TheSeeker · November 07, 2003, 08:37:30

..a giant Oyster burst out of the lake with a tremendous roar, followed quickly by the terrified man in the barrel.

The man in the barrel, let's call him.. Unfortunate, was about to be devoured by the monstrous Oyster when....

Syke · November 07, 2003, 09:25:26

... the packet of crisps in Lockes hand blew open and an army of crisp soldiers appeared in attack formation infront of the giant Oyster.

jc84corvette · November 07, 2003, 11:01:52

*offtopic* I started one of these in another forum years ago. Each post had to be 3 words or less. Heh

*On with the story*

Then the army made a periminter around the moster. 5 soldiers combined their strength and became a tank. In 2 minuets, 8 tanks were made and ready to roar.

lullabi · November 07, 2003, 14:07:03

[This is my 50th post! yay!]

Locke, being half cornchip, could converse
with the crisp soldier/tanks. However, he had never seen an oyster
before, and he stood transfixed by the strange sight. The man in the
barrel started yodeling, breaking Locke out of his trance.
"Tell the crisps to attack!" yelled MIB (man in barrel, heh)
Locke commanded the soldiers to attack, in crisp language, but
his voice was slurred by the drink, and they thought he'd ordered them to..

TheSeeker · November 07, 2003, 14:20:39

..get jiggy with it. The tanks and what foot soldiers were left began gettin' down any which way they knew how. Seeing this the giant Oyster...

jc84corvette · November 07, 2003, 14:24:20

The oyster broke down into 3 dozen small oysters. Then the 3 dozen oysters destroyed all the tanks but one...

lullabi · November 07, 2003, 14:38:40

The effects of the drink had worn off by now, and, looking around him, Locke realised MIB had disappeared! He hung his head sadly. He has so wanted to see the oyster trick. But, there was no time for mourning, the oysters were coming. He hopped aboard the remaining crispy tank and drove away from the river at full speed.

Fat_Turkey · November 07, 2003, 21:18:53

The oysters reformed into their giant Overlord once again, and this giant oyster began to roll after Locke. Quickly he turned to face the beast, and without thinking or hesitating, he jumped from his tank and commanded the crisps to eat the giant oyster, shell and all. Crisps have profoundly strong teeth after all.

After the defeat of the oyster, Locke set his sights and his heart on the Great Mountains beyond, and his spirit filled with a sense of adventure...

Syke · November 08, 2003, 01:00:10

Locke followed the river upstream in search for perhaps a waterfall, as he has always wanted to swim under one.
A short while into his journey he came across a large old black tree that had two short legs wearing dark blue pants sticking out of the side.
"Hello?... Are you alright in there?" Locke asked as he got closer to the tree.
"Help! I was just walking past when this tree tried to eat me!" replied an odd voice from the tree.

Locke was shocked and pulled at the short legs. He strained as the tree had a very tight grip on this thing.
Finally the tree gave way and out Popped a small man...

The AlphaOmega · November 08, 2003, 01:23:43

Thanks for saving me. I've been in there so long and I was beginning to think no one would come. My name is Indrid, and I'm trying to reach the village just past this forest. There were three friends with me, but we got seperated when...

Ybom · November 08, 2003, 05:57:05

I got conked over the head with a rather large and blackish tree branch *glares at the vaguely evilish looking tree* and swallowed right up into it's nasty smelling innards.

The tree suddenly stood up (very odd sight for a tree to do) and rattled it's leaves vigorously. And in a deep, annoyingly snappy voice it said "BAH! I was just trying to help you win at the game of hide-and-seek that you young chaps were playing...very boring it is around these parts sometimes, especially for us trees!"

The old tree was settling back down when...

Logic · November 08, 2003, 14:38:01

..All of a sudden, the tree noticed the river had become full of snakes.
"Not the snakes! Their posionous to us tree-folk!"
And off he ran deep into the forest from the river of snakes.
Just then, locke noticed that..

jc84corvette · November 08, 2003, 15:55:53

Seven beutifull naked ladies were lieing down on the rocks by a small stream. One lady said

Syke · November 09, 2003, 06:16:10

[thats a difficult one to work with]

.."Indrid..."
"How do you know my name?" Indrid asked. Locke looked at Indrid to see his eyes to start to get a spaced out and weary look to them.
"Indrid, swim across the river to us, Indrid. We'll give you all you ever wanted." The seven women all said together.

Indrid started walking closer to the snake filled river. Locke was starting to get very worried. Then he remembered about the old tales of the seven sirens that would call men to their death.
"Hold on Indrid," Locke tried to remember what the tale said about stopping the sirens, "The only way to stop them is...

Links Shadow · November 09, 2003, 09:26:48

...to throw pooh at them. Locke then reached down the back of his pants and pulled out "winnie the pooh"

Locke handed Indrid the pooh and said, "throw this at them they absolutely love pooh."

Indrid took the pooh and...

Ybom · November 09, 2003, 11:37:52

he gives it a nice ******BUMP****** over the head (for good luck) then throws it at the apparent harpies!

It falls short!

Indrid starts to jump in the river to recover the pooh bear when...

jc84corvette · November 09, 2003, 11:58:04

The bear comes to life and runs toward the ladies. The ladies all grouped around the bear and suddenly the bear says

"Kamicazeeee!" and kills all the women. Fortunatly the bear lived. The bear then...

James S · November 09, 2003, 15:01:32

....then undid a zipper down it front, and turned out to actually be Grunhilda the Radical Feminist Valkyrie.

"That will teach you, you promiscuous little tramps," she said as she surveyed the carnage around her with perverse delight. She reached inside the Bear suit, took out her sword and magic helmet and started off into the forest.

Just as she entered the trees she was stopped by a strange whispering noise from the river bank. She turned around and stared in bewilderment as glistening swirls of light danced over the bodies of the seven naked ladies. Her eyes widened in fear as.....

lullabi · November 09, 2003, 18:45:53

Oi, this is supposed to be about Locke the
cornchip thingy, not some stoopid Valkyrie!

lullabi · November 09, 2003, 18:54:21

Her eyes widened in fear as ... her heart gave out, and she fell dead to the ground. Spent too much time in a stuffy bear suit!!

The light she had seen was the souls of the sirens floating away. She could see them because she was about to die herself.

Anyway, enough about her, she is dead. Back to the wonderful Locke.

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