Walmart, Combat, and Janet Jacksons Hideout

[knightlight]

I phased into walmart and could hear music coming from a few aisles away.  It was really ridiculously harmonized guitars old school metallica style and they where building up.  I ran towards them and in the middle of walmart there was a band.  It was 4 guys, all about 30 or so, scruffy.  THe drummer had an electronic drum set plugged into a computer and a giant amp and was playing ridiculously fast as the band churned along.  I rocked out for a bit and observed the band from multiple angles as a point of consciousness.  It was like directing my own music video basically, and the band was really good.  They dissapeared randomly and I was a bit dissapointed.  I walked around aimlessly and wondered what I wanted to do with the rest of the experience.  I knew I was asleep really heavy and wouldnt wake up for a while because I was VERY much rooted in the experience and couldnt feel my body at all, this usually results in my longest experiences.  I saw a girl wandering around and I asked her what she was looking for and she said tweezers and shampoo.  I said "well the tweezers are right there and the shampoo is in aisle 8"  For some reason I knew the info and she looked at me like I was a wierdo and walked away. 

I walked towards the doors of the walmart and as they opened a snowy midevil scene opened up in front of me.  The walmart dissapeared and I was surrounded by tall brick walls.  I knew I was in some kind of contest and saw 3 other people, a woman and 2 men.  The two men where attacking the woman so I decided to help her out.  I ran over and drop kicked one of the guys in the head.  The other guy pushed the girl down and pulled out a gun and pointed it at me.  The girl kicked it out of his hands and it slid to my feet.  I picked it up and the guys ran off.  The girl ran up to me and said "We have to find a way out of here, they'll be back and it wont be pretty this time."  I ran towards the wall and looked for a way out.  There where no doors at all, just 4 solid walls.  I saw someone on the top of the wall but they where standing right in front of the sun so I couldnt see who they where.  As the person walked to the right I raised my gun and prepared to fire.  The woman told me not to.  As the guy became more clear I could see he was holding a rifle and seemed to be making sure we didnt leave, like a royal guard or something.  I pulled the clip out of the gun to see if I had any bullets left or not.  The clip was constructed so you would put bullets on both sides facing away from each other and when you needed to reload you would pull the clip out and flip it around and put it back in.  I found this amusing and as I went to put the clip back in I had it at a bad angle and the bullets started to fall out all over.  As I bent over I caught a glimpse of the 2 guys coming back.  I looked up quickly and braced for impact.  One of the guys ran right into me and knocked me over, the other guy brandished a frickin bazooka and shoved it in my face.

I figured it was basically over from there.  He would blow me away and I would wake up or I would teleport myself somplace else but as I thought about what to do the guy pulled the trigger.  I was thrown into the air as a point of consciousness and landed back in human form in a setting alot like... well... the place where the Teletubbies live.  Big rolling cartoony hills and an enormous sky (no evil sun baby face thingy though).  The girl from the fight was standing next to me and she started walking.  I followed her and asked her where she was going.  She said I should follower her and she was taking me somewhere new.  We climbed a tall hill and on top of the hill was a little alcove.  In this alcove was a variety of coolers and backpacks.  The coolers where filled with warm soda that expired in 2004 and the backpacks where filled with junk food.  The girl told me that janet jackson had hid here during a time of turmoil and left this all behind.  I laughed so hard I thought I was going to pee my astral pants.  How random is that?  Then she walked back down the hill and as we rounded the hill I could see a GIANT tower in the distance, one that was so tall you couldnt see the top of it.  I stopped in my tracks and just stared at it.  Then of course I woke up.......    I always miss the good stuff.

[bounda]

sounds very very long.. wow amzing, i wish i could remember dreams like this.

[Stookie]

The girl told me that janet jackson had hid here during a time of turmoil and left this all behind.

LOL!