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this is so funny!!!!!!

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Ceriel N

October 24, 2003, 15:15:39
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I guarantee that if you are not satisfied with the results brought by the Immortality Devices that you have purchased from me, you can refund your money back within 90 days starting from your purchasing date.


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Somehow, I don't find this very convincing.
"We work in the dark - we do what we can- we give what we have. Our doubt is our passion, and our passion is our task. The rest is the madness of art."
- Henry James

PyroPsion69

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October 24, 2003, 16:36:58
(straps several large magnets to self) Hey look guys I'm immortal! (magnetic field attacts tractor trailor) AHHHHH!!! (splat)

Man I would excrement my pants with laughter if that happened.

Syke

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October 25, 2003, 10:48:48
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I guarantee that if you are not satisfied with the results brought by the Immortality Devices that you have purchased from me, you can refund your money back within 90 days starting from your purchasing date.


...... so if you die within 90 days you get your money back?.... SCORE!

-Syke

shenron_2012

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October 24, 2003, 12:57:13
hey people i just had to post this here . yesterday i ran across a web page that was talking about immortality..Ahh man that tickles my funny bone.. any way you should checkout this site and see what i mean by funny buisness> http://www.alexchiu.com/affiliates/clickthru.cgi?id=ShadowGhost
       or
http://www.alexchiu.com/affiliates/clickthru.cgi?id=dragonworld
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