"12 Steps for Recovering New Agers"

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manuel


manuel

Well i must say that was hillarious [:D] satrical humour is good

BOATS

if someone told you you were in a burning building and the only thing you needed to do was climb up 12 steps would you?  Well are houses are on fire.   The OBE, a simple program for complicated people.

jilola

What a hoot!  [:D]

Thanks, Phong!

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jouni

kiauma

ROFL!

In another ironic twist, when I sought after my Teacher I found... my ex-wife! [:O]  At my surprise she said, "Well who did you expect?"

It was shortly after that I quit OBE! [B)]
Non semper ea sunt quae videntur.

Phong

This is pretty good lol.

http://www.snakelyone.com/12step.htm

I feel bad for those of you won't be able to read this and laugh ;) One that resonates with me is step 7 - "Humbly ask your higher self to f*%k off," as it reminds me of when I laboriously sought after my spirit guide and found a demon-angel hybrid, who said using only her expression, "you don't need a spirit guide."

[Edit: The "New Speak Glossary" is indispensible!]