Funniest voices heard while in the vibrational state

[phaseshiftR1111]

I just thought I would make this topic... On some of the strange, funny voices I have heard while in the vibrational state. Or cool voices you remember! Whether it's another entity or your subconscious mind... I find them fun lol. I heard a scream once and I asked my medium I see what it was and she said that was the inner me "screaming" to get out. Because I wanted to get out so bad. I thought that was pretty cool.

I hear a lot if I get in the right state... I have heard crickets... growls... a voice saying "Shutup" I have heard grunts... These happen a lot. Just "uuurgghh" noises. Strangest thing... lol

I have heard a female voice say "they don't care" beautiful voice... and saw a BEAUTIFUL eye clairvoyantly as this happened.

My favorite was when I was in sleep paralysis and I kept hitting snooze on my alarm. A heard a old ladies voice say "Okay you can get up now!" 

I will never forget that one. I don't know if that was my subconscious too who knows...

What are some of your experiences with astral noise?

[spirited away]

During SP I heard many different types of voice and music.
One of my first experience was many disstressed and disturbing voices calling for help. It definitely  got my attention lol.  I heard baby giggling, evil women laughing, random "hey u" , beautiful harp music, and most recent, a radio talk show

[Lionheart]

 One time I heard two women gossiping about something. They were so loud I told them to go do that someplace else, lol.

Another time I heard, I think his name is Michael Hall (the announcer of boxing matches), saying "Are you reeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaddddddddyyyyyyyyyy!

One time I was awoken during a SP episode by MJ's son and girlfriend yelling that something was wrong with her grandson. That was a spooky one. MJ was out of town visiting a friend in Seattle at the time. It caught me completely off guard.

Many times though, it is something inspirational, like a chorus form a song that has meaning to a current problem in my daily life and just recently it has been "Now is the time". I have heard this over and over again, coming out of LDs or just while in a deep meditation.

More of my NPR communications seem to be telepathic though. These latest once have definitely been verbal though.

[CFTraveler]

Great topic!  I used to hear a lot of stuff, in the last few years I can't seem to hear much, and when I 'catch' something, it's so far-away and muffled I wonder if I'm going 'astral-deaf' in my old age.
I too used to hear a lot of what sounded like second-hand gossip between two females- at some point they were talking about me.  I found that weird, that (what I thought as self-aspects) would disintegrate to the point that they could talk about each other... Who knows what that's really about.

[piyal_14]

Yes Indeed!! Astral noises can be interesting!! Though sometimes it can get a bit scary too!
In one horrific incident I remember very clearly, I was just past the vibrational stage, somewhere in between the vibrations and floating out, when I heard this very deep male voice cursing very loudly!! The voice was almost like when you record your own voice and lower the tempo electronically!!!
After this happened I knew I was out completely, maybe floating few inches above my physical body...then I opened my eyes expecting to see something scary...but instead I started drawing beautiful golden patterns in the air with my eyes...the source of the noise was nowhere!!! 

[Jilt]

Yes, scary type growls and threats at first, not dissimilar to a horror movie. Then furniture moving, trucks slamming doors, snoring, bells, alarm clocks. Now nothing but air rushing by as I fly out of my body. I think it's the subconscious just telling you to not venture out until it deems all is safe and then it doesn't interfere.

[Anonymouse]

Hehe great it topic it is!. I've heard all knd of things as you do, the one I remember the most was my sister yelling and knocking at my door, calling for my namr. I even got up to reach her, to then.find her in her bed sleeping peacefuly

[raditus]

I've heard family members crying out, swearing etc. years ago, when I was in a trance, around Xmas time - I heard xmas music playing as if on a radio.

That Xmas, wasn't much of an xmas due to reasons. Everyone was in a funk so I went to bed early, but still at night. No one had music playing at all. When I was trancing out, I heard this Xmas music playing like on a radio, but we had nothing on in our house at that time of night. The music was full length and each piece that played, I staid tranced out, eyes close and just taking the experience in.

The music was full on Jingle-Bell Rock, Jingle Bells, White Xmas, ect. But wrong somehow. The voice wasn't even the original singers, just the same voice. A man's voice, but flat in emotion, sounding nearly crushed with depression or something. The tempo of each of the songs was matched to the singer's mood as well, just flat and depressing. It was the same 'Singer' each time.

Other times I heard sounds was I was trying to AP and I heard the whining Engine sound of a Wraith Dart sound like it went over the house. I got freaked out, came to and wrecked my chance at AP for the night.

One other sound was a light rhythmic breathing that absolutely was not me. And I never sleep with anyone else on my bed or even in the same room. I heard an African American Man's voice coming from my closed closet door. Talked about everything from Surfing to CB radio - anything and everything.

One night I heard my best friend softly sobbing from my closed closet door. Come to find out the next day at school, she was very sad about something as she went to sleep.     

[phaseshiftR1111]

Cool experiences everybody. =D

I had another one a few nights ago. Sounded like an older guy and all I heard was "ruuumppph" I have no idea.

[Lionheart]

 This is the last thing I heard before I awoke this morning and I knew it was going to be a great day!  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-JQ1q-13Ek