Messages from a Shadow Person

[Slicer]

I got this forum after brushing against one of your minds, and got lucky enough to find a body quick enough to remember the URL.

Anyway, yeah, I'm a 'demon'. Believe me or don't. I'll laugh if you don't.

We feed on psychic energy. Earth has become a hopping place with your rapid breeding and moderately large brains. You're far yummier than velociraptors, although I still prefer dolphins to you. My host wondered why we attack psychic sensitives instead of less gifted humans. Imagine hunting deer for a living and seeing the opportunity to get a mammoth.

The bad feelings that come when you meet us are usually the result of not knowing what's going on and finding your positive energy bled off. You dip low, imaginations can become reality for you at that stage, and you get very bad manifestations of what we really are, like a three-year-old trying to draw an engine. Your own preconceptions will make you believe anything you want to see us as, anyway. Guess what, all of that's your problem, not ours. You're just lower on the food chain than we are.

Half the time, it's not even us. Watching you mess yourselves up on the astral plane is really disturbing. Don't worry, we don't want you in that state.

Possession? Only if we're in the mood, and it's far more facile if the recipient welcomes it. The guy I'm in now has always wanted to be possessed for a while. (Also I use his words and his expressions- we don't use 'words' in my world anyway) It's kinda fun to play a sentient life form, but frankly your brains are simply too slow for most of us. We have to wait for your brainwaves, and that's boring. I'm waiting for the bioengineering techniques from Dr. Whats-his-face (forgot his name, I don't even speak his language in this body) to be perfected, they should speed things up a bit..

Mind reading? How the hell do I explain this to you humans? Imagine being in a library full of really, really boring books. "Joe Pointless's Experience, Birth-Age 30", yeah, that's really a great thing for entities that have been through the universe for five Big Bang cycles without a single forget-rebirth and don't remember crap like that anyway. We can read you, WE JUST DON'T GIVE A CARE!

Now there are a few of us- we have more individuality than you do- who focus on making people's lives hell. Hard to say you don't deserve it, considering all the residual guilt we find ourselves tasting when we feed. It's even worse among Christians. What is wrong with you? Your psyches bulge with sins and fear.

Bottom line, deal with it, we're smarter and meaner than you are. Your shields work only as long as you keep them up. The moment you forget about them- and you will- it's lunchtime.

P. S. The term seems to mean something particularly nasty, so I'm sick of you calling us "negs". Don't call me neg and I won't call you fleshbag.

[James S]

Thanks for the introduction Slicer, welcome to the forums.
I really appreciate you coming forward and revealing yourself like this. You're very brave! You must have been quite nervous. And gays think they have a hard time coming out!
 
We do have a few simple guidelines that we like our resident demons to follow while they're here:

* No reading the moderators minds  - we've way too much dirt that we don't want other members knowing about.
* No compelling members to start sacrificing virgins, or goats, or even virgin goats. We prefer the goat sacrifices in particular be left to the Freemasons. Nothing like a good sacrificial goat burger at the local Masonic club!
* If you're going to possess someone, when you've finished please put them back where you found them. It helps keep the place tidy.
* If you're going to compel someone to attack someone else, please avoid having them do it on the carpet. We just had it cleaned.
* Please try to avoid upsetting the Christian fundamentalists. They're unhinged enough as it is, and if you go messing them up more there'll be no living with them.

Apart from that, please enjoy the forums and make yourself feel at home.


James.

P.S.
Negs negs negs negs negs NEEEEGGGGSS!!!!
Sorry, couldn't help myself there.

[bloodsong]

That needs to be a sticky topic just for the laugh!  

NOTE:  This is not a demon, Repeat, this is not a demon.  If this had been an actual demon, it would have been to busy not giving a damn about us to try to mess with YOUR HEAD!

Bloodsong

[Wronski Feint]

I got this forum after brushing against one of your minds, and got lucky enough to find a body quick enough to remember the URL.

oh, google offers neural implants now?

My host wondered why we attack psychic sensitives instead of less gifted humans

AOL is getting really personal these days

The bad feelings that come when you meet us are usually the result of not knowing what's going on and finding your positive energy bled off. You dip low, imaginations can become reality for you at that stage, and you get very bad manifestations of what we really are, like a three-year-old trying to draw an engine. Your own preconceptions will make you believe anything you want to see us as, anyway. Guess what, all of that's your problem, not ours. You're just lower on the food chain than we are.

by what you said here, if my manfestation of you is kitten, then thats what you are.  

The guy I'm in now has always wanted to be possessed for a while.

Kids these days

(Also I use his words and his expressions- we don't use 'words' in my world anyway)

I dont either

It's kinda fun to play a sentient life form, but frankly your brains are simply too slow for most of us. We have to wait for your brainwaves

Fast food just isnt that fast anymore

Mind reading? How the hell do I explain this to you humans? Imagine being in a library full of really, really boring books. "Joe Pointless's Experience, Birth-Age 30", yeah, that's really a great thing for entities that have been through the universe for five Big Bang cycles without a single forget-rebirth and don't remember crap like that anyway. We can read you, WE JUST DON'T GIVE A CARE!

Yet you 'read' minds to get URLs...

Bottom line, deal with it, we're smarter and meaner than you are.

You havnt been to the DMV have you?  Now THOSE people are mean.

P. S. The term seems to mean something particularly nasty, so I'm sick of you calling us "negs". Don't call me neg and I won't call you fleshbag.

ahhahah fleshbag, thats cute, you silly neg.

This is great, thanks I needed a good laugh.

[Selski]

Slicer

:hail1:

Ooops, wrong smiley, I meant...

:orcmoon:

Sarah  :joker3:

[bloodsong]

The bad feelings that come when you meet us are usually the result of not knowing what's going on and finding your positive energy bled off. You dip low, imaginations can become reality for you at that stage, and you get very bad manifestations of what we really are, like a three-year-old trying to draw an engine. Your own preconceptions will make you believe anything you want to see us as, anyway. Guess what, all of that's your problem, not ours. You're just lower on the food chain than we are.

by what you said here, if my manfestation of you is kitten, then thats what you are.

Exactly, kinda like the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.  Where is Slimer when you need him?  Anybody seen Egon?

Bloodsong

[EtheriK]

Yeah... they should make a new ghost busters. They remake everything else just about.  

*daydreams*

[bloodsong]

From what I hear, there are rumors about a part 3 in the making.

At the very least, there is a boxed set of 1&2 that was recently released.

Bloodsong

[EtheriK]

Really? Awesome! I'd go see that. It'd be interesting to see what they come up with. And there's that Transformers coming out next year too... Whoops, sorry what was the topic of the post again?  

[Silent Shadow]

Blah. Well, if you really are a "demon" or "neg" or whatever you want to call yourself, can you tell your "friends" to lemme alone? Psh, since you are "oh so superior" I'm sure you can tell them to bug off, cause say what you want; if you think you're superior, you sure are superior in being annoying also. Go eat your dolphins and what not.

[Scorpyn]

Bottom line, deal with it, we're smarter and meaner than you are. Your shields work only as long as you keep them up. The moment you forget about them- and you will- it's lunchtime.

When is dinnertime?

[James S]

Nothing more form Mr Shadow Person?

Awwww... did we fwiten the poor wittle demon away??

[Phasor]

Exorcism at its best.

[bloodsong]

Who would have thought that for all the time and patience eternity brings, a demon wouldn't be able to keep a simple URL in mind until he had a possession victim, and that he wouldn't remember to keep up with his own rantings to us "lessers". :kermit:  :headbang:

Bloodsong

[.Rachel.]

Hahaha

Oh dear.

hahahahahahaha