How was God created?

[mustard]

quote:Originally posted by Risu no Kairu

Sugar...
Spice...
And everything nice...

These were the ingrediants chosen to create the perfect Creator, but Professor Utonium accidently added some Chemical X to the concoction and thus God was created!

truly a best answer for any moron who asks about god

[Tony M.]

Hasn't anyone here seen "Bruce Almighty"? God is a black man with an average height. Please be informed before you write replies in which his existance is questioned.. It makes you look stupid..

[jc84corvette]

quote:Originally posted by Tony M.

Hasn't anyone here seen "Bruce Almighty"? God is a black man with an average height. Please be informed before you write replies in which his existance is questioned.. It makes you look stupid..

LMFAO! I never saw that but HAHAHHA!


Seriously, god could have been created by the aliens that created us (humans). *I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS AT ALL, ITS JUST A THOUGHT. BE OPEN MINDED*

[jc84corvette]

Let me hear your theory's on that. It has really boggled me.

[Sophistik]

God... simply, in my understanding just IS.  "I AM" Of course this cannot be understood when thinking about this in a physical sence.  In this physical reality we have what is called "Time."  However, God is "Timeless".  A blink from God, a minute in his time, or even a day could be an eon to us, or even just a fraction of a second.




-"One day I dream that all of humanity will be in harmony, regardless of religion, and The Truth of GOD that illuminates through all of us will be the force that binds us together.  Do not forget we come from a source that has or knows no limits, through which we have been given the means to make the infitine possible.  Faith is not only empty Hope placed in something, yet it is knowledge and evidence of those things that are not seen."

[You]

When man began to keep records of what would become the Bible.

[Selski]

How was God created?  

With plasticine and sticky back plastic.

And a huge chunk of our imagination.

Hi ho.

Just my opinion.

Sarah

[fuji257]

The Universe began . . .

NOT at the beginning because time is circular.

The Universe began in February 6th, 1972 at a small hotel in Baltimore.  It was 3:00 A.M. and on a dirty counter, in a single occupancy room, lies a just then sentient Ham Sandwich with intellect and POWER: the likes of which you could never believe!

Its pickles are GRACE!

Its crust is LOVE!

Its mustard is [EDIT]!

Anyone who has EVER partaken of a Ham Sandwich is SAVED!

Don't you SEE!  That is WHY you were eating your Ham Sandwich - subconsciously the God Universe/Sandwich: Ham  (i.e. GUSH) was guiding you too!

People who ignore the little voices and never eat Ham Sandwiches will NOT be forgiven.  They will be reincarnated as Hotel Help for all ETERNITY -  - that is until 1972 happens all over again.

May the Cheese be with you, ALWAYS.  Amen.