The Neverending Story

lullabi · March 17, 2004, 04:41:53

Wait! It needs a proper ending.

Okay,

They rented a room ... and then in
the room ... they killed themselves,
so they could be with Bob.

THE END

MJ-12 · March 17, 2004, 19:42:59

asss

sahlyn · March 18, 2004, 00:00:34

THE END...

THE END OF LOW PRICES... Shouted a hilarious looking astral walnut holding a microphone. He/it was standing in front of what looked to be an enormous shopping mall, floating above dense cloud and blinding light.

It immediately occurred to locke and Indrid that they had succeeded in their act of suicide, and were now somewhere in the astral.

With that...

LogoRat · March 18, 2004, 00:20:44

in mind they looked aroud and saw..

ThE_MaStEr_Of_PuPpEtS · March 18, 2004, 00:28:19

Bob. Bob and them talked for while about what happened snd then they decidied to...

LogoRat · March 18, 2004, 01:38:41

look for hospitals where people most often die, to see what it looks like when people die.
Bob told them about this one special hospital where...

Ybom · March 18, 2004, 06:22:56

...all these cool spirits learn to deal with loud, funny dressed astral walnuts,

but he thought they should check out some of the nifty "Random Doorways of Doom" before they seeked out such help.

Just then Locke...

pyro4571 · March 20, 2004, 23:09:58

remembered that his best friend from high school had died a few years ago, so they all went off to look for him. after about 2 hours they finally........

LogoRat · April 02, 2004, 04:19:45

found him.. but the friend didnt want anything todo with them at all.
So they walked away from the hospital trying to find something todo.

Kazbadan · April 02, 2004, 12:11:54

After some while our little hero "Hey, i am a spirit! I can possess anyone!!" Saying this he started to search for someone "Hmmmm...It must be a nice young girl! Ahaha! Thos one is perfect!"-said him while looking for a niiice nurse!

He "jumped" into the body and taked control of it while thinking "O my...! this body is great now i know what i am gonna do with it!" and then...

ThE_MaStEr_Of_PuPpEtS · June 11, 2004, 22:15:32

He did what most men today would do, (admit it deep, down inside curiosity will kick in) so he fondeled certian areas of the female body... After that he decided to go....

Nay · June 11, 2004, 22:22:00

But before he even was able to take a second step the female swung him around and punched...him......dead...in...the...face..[^]

*woman dust of hands, and thinks..now lets get back on the right track*

ThE_MaStEr_Of_PuPpEtS · June 15, 2004, 18:17:35

Rubbing his swolen face, he then realized that what he did was inappropriate and then he and his friends decided to off and visit their old friend...

Stillwater · June 15, 2004, 19:32:03

Who sent them a quizzical look for their transgresions against nature, and flew off at light speed.

It was at this moment that Indrid looked at Bob and Locke, and said, "I read on this strange site long ago... The Astralpulse, I think... that we could now create anything we wanted to experience for ourselves!"

Locke and Bob grinned in consent, and at that moment they collectively generated a whole realm of mystery and enchantment about themselves.

"Let's call it The Astralpulse Island !", exclaimed Locke.

Instilled with curiousity, they strolled over in the direction of the great pyramid they had created, their little minds filled with awe and euphoria at what could be found in such a noble dwelling.

After four minutes of travel which appeared to bring them no closer, they...

Stillwater · June 16, 2004, 07:31:45

with reruns of Fullhouse! Come, the moblie plasma screen is hidden under one of these trees! I just have to remember which one, before

neo · June 16, 2004, 09:49:49

and then an A bomb went off, the end.

Selski · June 16, 2004, 10:02:14

Awwwww. I was just enjoying that.[

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Boo hoo.

pyro4571 · June 16, 2004, 12:30:35

a large rhinocerous riding a four wheeler coming at them at full speed... locke jumped up and grabbed indrids arm and.....

Stillwater · June 16, 2004, 12:46:11

exclaimed, "Yep", we're still in the astral alright... it seems that our delusions generated by our denial of the fact that we really and truly did die was sufficient to produce this phantasmic episode, and all of this fanciful nonsense", as he panned his arms over all that was ahead, turning to the rhinocerous and transmorgifying it into a grinning tabby.

"What is next on the agenda?", he said, looking back at his friends.

At this moment, to the surprise of all, the orange striped feline returned their gazes, and answered, "Whatever you deem ."

Selski · June 17, 2004, 03:07:53

Why the hell not? , the exclaimed in unison.

They each hung onto one of the dragons wings (yes, the dragon had three wings) and the big pink dragon flew to its home, a castle in the hills. It was a purple castle with lots of towers and a big green moat.

The dragon landed at the door to the castle and said, "if you want to enter, you must say the magic word"

Locke, Bob and Indrid looked at each other puzzled. Suddenly, Locke said...

ThE_MaStEr_Of_PuPpEtS · June 20, 2004, 16:07:46

Then Bob accidently crushed a astral butterfly. Then something terrible happend.....

Blackstream · June 22, 2004, 02:01:32

for a second then quickly shouted out a quick spell to get his soul back.

And failed.

Bob said, "Darn it, I didn't know the spell of 'Soul recovery in case of astral butterfly attack' wouldn't work if I was the reason behind the attack."

Locke looked at Bob and said, "Dude, there is no 'Soul recovery in case of astral butterfly attack' spell. You just said, 'F**K YOU AND YOUR MOMMA' as loud as you could in latin.

After a moment of surpise. Bob resolved never to use the internet again for his spell research (especially sites with names like fakebutcoolsoundingspells.com), and then pondered for a second on what the implications of what he just said loudly directed at that astral butterfly.

But before he could

Stillwater · June 25, 2004, 11:23:13

he realized that it was impossible to incur damage upon one's soul. "Oh well", he said, "what is it that we should do next?"

"Ooh- ooh!", interjected Locke, "Let us see what is inside!"

As the trio entered the vast edifice, they began to hear a sound which could be compared to a vibraphone...

Stillwater · June 28, 2004, 07:53:55

"Quick!", shouted Indrid, "Grab hold of that conveniently-place lamp tassle!" The group, acting in rapid unison, hoisted themselves up onto the staircase with the gold-guilded rope. What they saw continued to astound them: the stairs spiraled upward to unfathomable heights.

"This is what happens when you have fear in the astral", explained Indrid, "your fears all begin to manifest themselves in cold reality."

As the band sallied forth into the yet unknown domain of the climbing stair, they were met with yet another peculiar sight-

Stillwater · July 02, 2004, 17:18:23

Its vitality is quickly fading- quick! Someone must help and revive it!

Thank you,
Stillwater

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