I've ascended

[Stookie_]

2012 hit me in the head with an iron skillet, and I've ascended. It's great up here, but a lot of back-breaking work. These mayans ain't no joke... work, work, work... hurry, we have to get these pyramids built ASAP...

Hang-on... my foreman, Mr Quetzacoat-a-something just informed us we're working on a new calendar... geez... 

I will send a post card on my first break, which I've been informed is in 126 baktun, however long that is.

[AstralCody]

  You better get overtime up there, and at least an hour for lunch.

[desert-rat]

The days of making a cal. on stone went out with the "stone " age .  They print calendars an paper now .  They also are on the internet and smart phones , ect.  desert rat 

[andrew banjo]

What makes you think you have ascended?

[dreamingod]

These mayans ain't no joke... work, work, work... hurry, we have to get these pyramids built ASAP...

If that is ascension, then I (eye) prefer here and now 

[Stookie_]

It turned out I was just abducted by a mayan-inspired cult who took me into the jungle to build stuff. And that's how I spent my holidays.

[AJDIN]

Stookie sounds like a good holiday!! hahaha

[Xanth]

I'm a super saiyan 4 now... happened just the other day.   
True story.   Hehe