The Neverending Story

T_Kman0610 · November 09, 2003, 20:22:01

Locke and indrid decided to go together on the journey since bothe were on one. So they continued into the forest across the stream, before going on they look at the bodies of the seven girls and that valkarie lady. Too bad, we could of had great time with them (if ya know what i mean) indrid said. Locke replied in anger "this is not the time for sex talk now lets move on. so they........

cainam_nazier · November 09, 2003, 21:05:17

Jumped onto the conviently place motorcylce that Indrid had in his pocket and headed through the forest. Of course being the enviromentally friendly "people" that they were they remembered to stay on the trails and not to disturb the...

T_Kman0610 · November 09, 2003, 22:21:37

Man eating Rabbit which attack only people by the name of Locke and Indrid. So They crept quietly past the home and as they went on, indrid tripped and.....

sahlyn · November 10, 2003, 18:54:38

...tripped some more... "Man these shrooms are good! Would you like to try some, Locke?"

Locke peered over at Indrid, then at the little mushrooms in his reached out hand.
Having spent his life within the bounds of his village, Locke had never seen such strange looking mushrooms before. All the beautiful colours, the blue, the silver, red and green, all swirled together. Locke's eyes sparkled with a hypnotic glare, as he scooped the mushrooms from Indrid's hand, and gobbled them up.

T_Kman0610 · November 10, 2003, 19:25:54

[what happened to the man eating rabbit?]
i thought the rabbit would eat indrid and leave Locke on his own.
oh well continue the story.

jc84corvette · November 10, 2003, 20:05:21

He then started to trip as well. After a wile the bolth grew very paranoid. So they walked away from each other. Locke walked into the rabbits house and got aten savagly.

sahlyn · November 10, 2003, 20:51:27

Soaked in blood and slippery goo, Locke started thrashing around inside the rabbit's stomach in search of an exit. Surprisingly it was very spacious inside, and well lit too. Splashing around in the stomach acid, bouncing off the pink gooey walls, Locke's paranoia soon turned into...

jc84corvette · November 10, 2003, 21:02:09

nothing. He got over his trip and pulled out a macheti. He then sliced open a huge hole in the bunnies stomac and...

James S · November 10, 2003, 23:03:59

...climbed out to find out that it was in fact the White Rabbit! Well, Alice, The Mad Hatter and the rest of the guests at the tea party had a look of murder in their eyes as their gazes bore down on Locke.

With knives, forks, cups, saucers, boiling hot tea and the odd rock hard over baked scone flying at him, Locke....

lullabi · November 10, 2003, 23:55:27

Remembered he still had half of a mushroom left from earlier, ate it and suddenly grew huge!

(I bet nobody saw that coming)

Fat_Turkey · November 11, 2003, 00:11:50

(lol I didn't lullabi)

Locke then stomped on the Mad Hatter and co. in a very ravage fashion, flew out of Wonderland and gave his thanks to the feminist movements of the Queen by taking a dump on them all. To finish off the job of destroying those evil little cards, he pulled out a deck of Magic: The Gathering and to his surprise, the monsters actually jumped out and kicked the other cards' asses.

Once he was out of Wonderland he was beyond the mountain, and what he saw beyond was nothing other than....

Arie · November 11, 2003, 10:58:31

Mr. Monkey who was a kindhearted fellow but of course he has some serious weakness's...like whenever he typed who wohoixh xl mess ss up and things like a time when he was in the shop and Wilbur the Monkey came up to him and said How do ya do will purdue? but hey...whats with the jay! wheres my pay! damn yeeeee and thats how its goes down there....its kind of like that time when

T_Kman0610 · November 11, 2003, 11:52:34

[ummm.......pass]

jc84corvette · November 11, 2003, 12:50:02

I caught you masterbating! I remember that day clearly, I passed out then...

cainam_nazier · November 11, 2003, 14:28:44

"HOW ABOUT THEM NICKS?", yelled Locke in an odd attempt to change the subject. "Oh, well never mind", Lock continued, "It's about time I got back to my journey." Slightly confused Locke looked around for some familiar ground.... "Where was I heading again?"

T_Kman0610 · November 11, 2003, 15:48:37

We were heading to the enchanted village beyond the Forest.said indrid, Lock and Indrid continue along and stop by a odd looking tree, it had many Toad stools growing on it. but they were'nt white, they were differant colors. So Lock and Indrid get a closer Look and to their amazement the toad stools were.........

Fat_Turkey · November 11, 2003, 19:51:25

All staring up at them! "WOW!" said Locke, in sheer shock! He had never seen living toadstools before. But then the Mario Bros. came along and ate the toadstools. "MAMAMIA! Those-a weren't the best-a toadstools Luigi." Said Mario. Then with a big bllllooing! they took off to save the Mushroom Kingdom.

"How wierd the big wide world is," thought Locke. So they kept walking. Soon enough, they came to another big tree, but this big tree had a big hole in it, that led to an underground city! (or so said the sign by the hole). So Locke and Indrid followed down that hole and...

T_Kman0610 · November 11, 2003, 20:29:32

went falling into an infinite falling fashion which never stopped! After 2 or 3 hours they got bored and Locke was getting impatient. he asked with an agry voice " how long do you think we've been falling?
Indri replied "i dunno but this falling is getting me sleepy. and than they finnaly came to the end! They fell onto the city street and looked around. They saw.......

Arie · November 12, 2003, 01:53:18

a monkey who was masturbating....and he told him to spell it right you monkey mojo mata...and then he thought he was gay....but then he realized he was just sad...and then it was like a giant mushroom started to dance outside....it started to sing that song....and then
started to go after the person in your head....and he started to hear a voice in his mind....go get me a drink you monkey....but then he thought...where is this voice coming from...THE SCREEN!...ack!

Who is this? Bob!

silly humans.....then bob started to get really scared because he saw a huge hideous ugly....

T_Kman0610 · November 16, 2003, 11:27:39

quote:
Originally posted by Arie

a monkey who was masturbating....and he told him to spell it right you monkey mojo mata...and then he thought he was gay....but then he realized he was just sad...and then it was like a giant mushroom started to dance outside....it started to sing that song....and then
started to go after the person in your head....and he started to hear a voice in his mind....go get me a drink you monkey....but then he thought...where is this voice coming from...THE SCREEN!...ack!

Who is this? Bob!

silly humans.....then bob started to get really scared because he saw a huge hideous ugly....

clone of himself i n a ballarina costume....what the hell? bob said, than Lock went over to bob and said "thats not you or ur clone its just a demon from the enchanted forest that has come to suck out your brain and all its thoughts." Bob was suprised so he.....

ThE_MaStEr_Of_PuPpEtS · November 18, 2003, 15:06:57

Jumped into the river behinf him. He began floating down shore when suddenly he relized that there was a water fall down stream. He beagan calling to Locke who was getting his brains sucked out by the demon. Then Bob...

babiebella · November 18, 2003, 16:38:06

remembering that he had some califlower(which looks like brains) left in his pocket, swam back to Locke and the demon where he started throwing the califlower at the demon. The demon lets Locke go and begins to eat the califlower. Locke and Bob started swimming toward the waterfall. Locke looks at the water fall and.......

T_Kman0610 · November 18, 2003, 16:50:09

grabs indrids hand and says "c'mon! so they jumped and began falling down the falls along with bob. when they go to the bottom Bob was found lying by some rocks. Looks like he's dead Lock said to Indrid, so they dug a hole and put bob in it and went off on their journey.
after they got out of the enchanted forest they come upon a ______ town and.......

ThE_MaStEr_Of_PuPpEtS · November 20, 2003, 10:42:37

decided to buy some gin at the liquor store. They both drank until they were both drunk so that they could releave the stress because their friend Bob had just died. After they decided to rent a room at the local inn and then they........

ThE_MaStEr_Of_PuPpEtS · March 17, 2004, 02:15:49

lol i havent been on in a long time and i was the last to post here. And... by the looks of it the "never ending story" has came to a end.

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