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LMAO Nick

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" He said "Why shouldn't I?".

I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?"

I said, "Well, are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious."

I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?" He said, "Christian."

I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" He said, "Protestant."

I said, "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?" He said, "Baptist!"

I said, "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist church of god or Baptist church of the lord?" He said, "Baptist church of god!"

I said, "Me too! Are you original Baptist church of god, or are you reformed Baptist church of god?" He said, "Reformed Baptist church of god!"

I said, "Me too! Are you reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!"

I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.

Lasher

Interesting dream.
It sounds like a paper and dice RPG I used to play as a kid, Gamma World.
I wouldn't be too worried about it though.
More likely is that a nasty virus will get loose that will kill a large portion of the world's population.  The survivors won't be having too much fun, but I doubt they will turn into vampire zombies.  Have you ever read Stephen King's The Stand?

Lasher

P.S.  I have a car that goes faster than the speed of light.  The only problem is that I can't drive it at night because for some reason the headlights don't work.  I must have replaced the bulbs 50 times!!!

And don't forget that we

drive on a parkway

and

park in a driveway


(credit to Steven Wright)

Lasher

Good job, Nay.

Next time will you come by and give me a poke?

Lasher

I read once that a good way to have a lucid dream is to stop everyday, many times throughout the day, and ask yourself if you are dreaming?  Then, when you are asleep and dreaming, there is a good chance that you will do it in your dream out of habit.

I tried that technique once and ended up remembering a dream in which I stopped and asked myself if I was dreaming.  Unfortunately, I decided that I was not dreaming and continued on with the dream.

Lasher

quote:Originally posted by Links Shadow
To bad this won't happen for another 10000 years. Oh well, maybe in my next life

I'll be more than satisfied if I can just make it to 2112.
We are the priests of the Temples of Syrinx!
Our great computers fill the hallowed halls  [8D]

Lasher

Hey Jenadots,

I just sent a little prayer and healing visualization your way.  []

Lasher

Chamos,

I cannot help you with your historical events, but I like your poetry!  []

Lasher

quote:Originally posted by Nay
I've got your back Lasher!

Well that's one mystery solved.
Now where did I put my front???

Lasher

quote:Originally posted by Lisa
On many occasions almost before falling asleep, I wake up, but my body is paralized, and I cannot move at all except my eyes. I then start to feel someone touching me, but I can't see anyone.

Oh my god!  Was that you, Lisa?
I thought I was projecting to the hotel room where my wife is staying on business.  I must have taken a wrong turn at the Akashic Record and Compact Disc Shop.  I'm so embarrassed.  Please forgive me.

Lasher  [:I]

quote:Originally posted by Ensoñador


This is the next level of OBE where you can "turn on" your hole

Actually , I don't think I would be interested in that.  But hey!  Whatever toasts your marshmallows!   []

Lasher

quote:Originally posted by psionic1290

how did one little small post turn into this big controversy.

Well, I had just decided that I was not going to post on this thread anymore, and now I find out there's a BIG CONTROVERSY!!!

Well, I've never been a stranger to controversy, so here I am.  [}:)]

Lasher

If it had one eye and one horn and was flying then we would at least know there have been other sightings.  hmmm...  


Lasher []

quote:Originally posted by Tisha

OK I'm typing fast because my computer keeps on locking up but THANK YOU LASHER!  And in case any of you are wondering, it was very accurate!  Not only in the ways that David and I are compatible, but also the ways in which we have difficulty --I had to laugh when I read it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway I learned something significant from David's chart - - - his rising sign - - - which puts something VERY important in place, it all makes sense now, I don't have to wonder if I'm with the right person anymore.  It all jives with the other oracles I've been working with on this same subject.  What a relief!  So if we get married you're all invited to the wedding, as long as we don't elope!

Cool Tisha!  I'm glad that it was helpful.
I might be able to do a combined natal chart for you two also.
If I can, I will and I'll e-mail it to you.

Take Care,

Lasher

quote:Seeking Ansers wrote:
both of our guides said they were VERY upset with ur ignorance to THEIR tool,

Hmmm...
Should we have second thoughts about working with guides who have anger management problems.

Mayatnik,
What do you think about Seeking Ansers post?

Lasher

Ha Ha!!!
Two stars!!!
Woo Hoo!!!
I'm on my way now!!!



Lasher

I've been using the Awakened Minds CD for several weeks now and I works very well for me.  I'm not yet a successful OBER, but it helps me get to a deep state of meditation.

Lasher

Laurel,

I said a little prayer for them.  []

Take Care.

Lasher

I don't know what the 11:11 is supposed to mean.
But I notice it all the time.
Last week it blew my mind when I was fueling up my car.
I had it on auto pump and was standing behind the car.
When the tank was full it stopped right on $11.11.

Lasher

quote:Originally posted by Tisha

Hey, Lasher that's great!  Here we are!

Me: Tisha  4/21/66, 1:56 am, Park Ridge, Illinois USA (suburb of Chicago)

Him:  David 10/9/52, 6:00 pm (approx), north-central New Jersey USA (western suburb of NYC)

You can email it to hrhletitia@aol.com - - -

THANKS!   [][][][][]

All done and on it's way. [8D]

Lasher

quote:Originally posted by Alezunde


Er... 'cept I can't open the text file... :/

Mebbe you could resend?

I'd be happy to resend it.  But before I do, are you using a Mac by any chance?  It is saved as a Microsoft Word file, but I can save it as a Mac Word file if I need to.  Just let me know.

Lasher

Mayatnik,

I'm still waiting for my pendulum to arrive by mail.  I should have it by the end of this week.  I've been hesitant to make one while I wait because I don't want to get attached to my homemade one and then have the one I paid for arrive.  Silly probably.

But all of the recent talks about guides made me realize that I think I have been doing basic pendulum-type yes or know communication with my guide for a few months now.

It usually happens when I am at a point where I need to make a decision and I'm not sure what to do.  And I say in my head, "Goddess, should I stop at the bookstore and poke around after work?"  The response that I get is hard to explain, but it is sort of like a face nodding yes or no, but without the face.  It's just the motion of yes or no.  I had been starting to actually rely on it until one time it freaked me out by sort of having a tantrum.  I wish I could remember what my question was that time.  But anyway, at that time I decided that it must just be my mind playing tricks on me, an overactive imagination.

But now, in the light of your pendulum instructions and the results that others here have been getting with not just the pendulum but actual telepathy, I'm beginning to believe that my yes/no communications were actually a basic telepathy with my guide.

Maybe I should do the recommended pendulum exercises to the nodding in my head phenomenon and see what results I get.  What do you think?

Lasher

quote:ROTFL..Lasher.. When I read your post the first time....I obviously read it waaaaaaay too fast cause I thought you wrote
"a two toothed model"...

Well Nay,
Now we are even.  Because your misinterpretation made me laugh so hard I've got both of my dogs looking at me with that "Is Daddy okay?" expression.

quote:BTW Lasher ,
What does "Om Tara Tutare Ture Svaha" mean ??

Hey Bad Moon Rising,

It is a mantra/chant to the goddess Tara

Here's some info about her:

"The Mother of All the Buddhas"
Tara is not only a bodhisattva, but also a goddess. Her name can have two meanings: either "star" or "one who takes across." Many consider her a saviour and liberator because she "takes people across the ocean of samsara." According to Buddhist and Hindu world views, samsara is the cycle of birth, death, and rebirth that people are confined to.

In Tibet Tara is the consort of Avalokiteshvara and is called "Drolma". Many in Tibet consider her their Mother, just as Avalokiteshvara is their Father. Not only is she the Mother of Tibet, but also the "Mother of All the Buddhas" because she is a manifestation of the Prajna-paramita or "Perfection of Wisdom."

Tara can take on many forms, in fact there are about twenty-one forms. They can range in color and appear either peaceful or wrathful. The two most common are Green Tara and White Tara.


Lasher

By the way, what is a MEMEMBER???

Is that like a member who believes s/he contributes particularly contagious memes?

http://www.memecentral.com/

Lasher

What happens when you get the maximum amount of gold stars?

Confetti and balloons begin falling from your ceiling,

A marching band assembles behind your computer chair and begins playing "Also Sprach Zarathustra",

And two toothy models in designer dresses appear like bookends and hand you a large, shiny, gold, trophy with engraving that reads:

You're Enlightened!!!

Is that what happens?
Cool!  I'm in!!!   [8D]

Lasher