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Trace and Mark,

Thank you both for your descriptions!  They were both helpful.  []

Lasher

quote:Originally posted by Kiflarer

Be carfull with this one!!!here it goes


Ritual:make a hole in your finger make a lil blood come out put it on the persons forehead you wanna cast the spell on and say the spell:
By Lucifer And Nyx I call The Forbidden Powers To Cast This Spell,
And Cast It Well
Curse This Person Till In Hell
On This (month) Night
The Stars Shine Bright
Let Lucifer And Nyx Come Down And Take This Mortal Soul

BE CAREFULL WHEN YOU CAST IT!!!!! COUSE REMEMBER EVERYTHING YOU DO COMES BACK 3 TIMES AS HARD!!!!!

Are you smoking lots of crack these days...?

Lasher

quote:Originally posted by Links Shadow

My real internet alias is Link's Shadow, but since I could not sign up with an ' in my name I had to take it out.  I love to play video games mainly Nintendo games, and well one of my favorite games series is Zelda and the main character in those games is Link, so that gives you the first part of my name.  The I had to come up with something to go after it considering how many people around the world must have the screen name of Link, so I started thinking, "Hey, I have played everyone of the Zelda games and followed Link on every one of his adventures."  So I thought to myself what follows me Link where ever he goes other than me.  Then it hit me, his shadow.  Put that together and you get my name.  I am Link's Shadow.

Oh, I see.
I thought you were a golf caddy.  []

Lasher

[FrankJames SNickPeacefulWarriorTimeless]

quote:Originally posted by Adrian
The Astral Pulse is delighted to announce the appointment of five new moderators:

Frank
James S
Nick
PeacefulWarrior
Timeless

Congratulations, Guys!!!  [][][]

Lasher

quote:Originally posted by Graupel
And also when I have tried going to sleep, a leg or an arm have VIOLENTLY jerked out of the blue in one direction.  What do you think that could also be?

When that happens to me, I am usually starting to dream that I am driving a car and then something happens that makes me hit the brakes fast.  Then my real life leg jerks as if it is hitting the brakes and I wake up.  It hasn't happened in a while, though.

I wonder if when I unconsciously astrally project, I take an astral car with me...

Lasher

quote:Originally posted by jacob
In the past I have never had a concious projection. The generator is amazing. The first time I used it I had a concious projection this thing is unbelieveble.
Has anybody else had success with this fantastic device.

Hey Jacob,

Do you remember which preset you were using when you had this experience?

Lasher

quote:Originally posted by Amber
But, I did want to wish you good luck on your move!!! I made a similar jump myself from the east coast to the Pacific North West and I absolutely love my life here, I am having all sorts of luck with projecting and I feel that it was positive all around. So, I wish you the same for your new life.
btw, the mountains are an ideal place to project, something about them has always had that effect long before I knew anything about this stuff.

Thanks for the good wishes, Amber!  I think that the environment will definitely be conducive to spiritual practice.  I can't wait to get settled in our new place.  We start the drive from Maine at the end of next week.  []


Beavis,

Thanks for your input.  Wow!  That "white ball" experience sounds like it was intense!


Hi Frank,

I tried both of your suggestions and I did find a little info.  I was really hoping that someone like yourself might be able to give me a thumbnail sketch of the levels from personal experience.  No pressure, though.  I know how busy we can all be.  []

Lasher

quote:Originally posted by alpine9

Yea,I mean the plane were God is. I'snt that what its all about?
Reaching the final plane and connecting with God.

In Hinduism, I think "Samahdi" is the word for reaching the consciousness of complete oneness with God.

I believe that it is the ultimate goal of Yoga.

Lasher

I am incredibly naive when it comes to dreams.  I'll believe whatever I see, no matter how outrageous, and never for a minute ask myself if I might be dreaming.  As a matter of fact, I practically never have sexual fantasy dreams because I always feel like I would be cheating on my wife.  I always walk away from sexual "opportunities" presented to me in my dreams.  Then, when I wake up, it's a major, "DOH!"  [:O]

Lasher

quote:Originally posted by Frank
In less than a month Mayatnik's post is set to go tops over even the previously considered "unbeatable" Ki-Ball thread.

And it certainly deserves to!!!
A very big thank you to Mayatnik for all of the tireless work you've put in there.  And also, thanks to everyone who has contributed to the thread and made it that much more complete.  []

Lasher

quote:Originally posted by wantsumrice

I have gone on whining and now i can stop! lol.  Last night, about 2am, took place what i believe was my-first-OBE!!

Congratulations, Wantsumrice!!!
Definitely keep us up to date on how things progress.

In the meantime, I will carry your old, whining banner.

How come Wantsumrice gets to project and I don't?  It's just not fair!!!  Whine, whine, sob, snivel

Lasher

P.S. Sure.  I'll have some rice. [8D]

quote:Originally posted by Nick

Greetings Lasher,

First off, let me be the first Californian to welcome you to the state. The redwoods are indeed majestic, breathtaking, and spiritual.

Thanks for the welcome, Nick!
It's actually kind of a crazy situation.  My wife was recruited by a silicon valley company four years ago.  They relocated us from Maine to Pleasanton, CA.  We lived there for a year, then moved to San Jose for a year.  

Then we decided we missed our families and wanted to move back to Maine.  Peg's company decided to let her continue working for them remotely from Maine.  

That worked for a while, but then they started making her fly back to California more and more frequently and for longer periods of time.  Next thing you know, my wife and I are basically living 3500 miles apart.  

That wasn't working out too well.  So now the company is moving me and the dogs and all of our stuff back to California.  This time we're renting a tiny cabin in Los Gatos.  

It's never a dull moment with my "in demand" high tech wife.  []
At least she supports me making less money and doing the artist/musician thang. [8D]

Also, thanks for your input on my Focus Levels question.  There must be a chart somewhere that gives a good description of each level.  Hmm...

Lasher

quote:Originally posted by James S

Adrian,

Is there a mechanism we can use to remove unwanted pics and avatars from our profiles?


Kind regards,
James.

Hmmm...
Okay.  I thought you were talking about images that pop into your consciousness unbidden when you are trying to meditate.

But your real question is good too!  [8D]

Lasher

[Crash! Boom! Smash! Tumble! Kerplunk!]

quote:Originally posted by James S

Are we having fun yet???[]

[]

Three!  Three!  Three!  Three!
Let's sing a song about Three!
How many is Three?

Three Hemi-Sync Tapes!
One, Two, Three!

Three Astral Bodies!
One, Two, Three!

Threee Boisenberrrry Daaanishessss!!!
Crash! Boom! Smash! Tumble! Kerplunk!

And that's the song of Threeeeeee!!!  

[][][]

Lasher

Hi MK911,

I have never had an OBE, personally.   []

But I remember reading in Robert Bruce's book, Astral Dynamics, that there is a sort of feedback phenomenon that can take place when you look at your body in the face.  He says that it can be very disconcerting.  [xx(]

If you don't have that book yet, then you should definitely check it out.  

In the meantime, perhaps a veteran projecter could add more insight...?

Lasher

Very interesting questions, Aaron.
I'm as anxious as you to hear the responses.  []

Lasher

quote:Originally posted by Squeek
No matter how old you are, you can't get sick of  www.homestarrunner.com !!!

~ ummm... Jokes.com ?  yay.  I lied.  I have one good site.  But it's awesome!

Squeek,

Please tell me that the joke was your site recommendation. [:O]

If you want to laugh hard, go here: http://www.riddleme.com/image/Cow1masked.swf
But only go if your sense of humor is slightly twisted and you are not easily offended.  You've been warned! []

Lasher

P.S. The flash vid takes a minute or so to load.  Wait until you see the "play" button and then click it.

quote:Originally posted by SpiritPathwalker
Actually, I have heard of a technique to focus everything to a point to shatter it and/or heat it up.

Yeah, Well I've heard that if you stare at someone's "behind" it will get warm.  
That's probably pretty useless information even if it is true.

Unless, of course, you live in a cold climate.

"Honey... My buns are cold again..."
"Hold on.  Let me find my reading glasses."

Lasher

Oh no!
Not another really silly named thread that is going to become huge?!!
[:O]

Lasher

[Yes]

quote:Originally posted by MAYATNIK
Lasher –
Thank you for your post, and your request for any suggestions. I deferred responding until now because you have only just got your new Pendulum, and, as you say, you intended to spend time getting used to it. So, I look forward to hearing how you've got on.

Thank you for your response, Mayatnik.

After reading your post this morning, I used the pendulum.  This time I said "Give me a yes, please" and "Give me a no please"  I then asked a series of questions.

Is my name David?
Yes
Is Madonna's Health improving? (Madonna is my dog who has a bladder infection)
Yes
Is my VCR broken?
Yes
Is the Evanescence CD an appropriate birthday present for Christine? (my sister)
Yes
Was my dream last night about the possessed cats a message that I should not be moving to Los Gatos in two weeks?
No
Should I have a Bacon, Egg, and Cheese Sandwich with a large ice coffee for breakfast?
Yes
Am I speaking with my Guardian Angel?
Yes
Am I speaking with the being that made the unicorn music box play when I was 18?
Yes
Am I speaking with a Pleiadian?
Yes

I got mainly tentative "yes's".
I was afraid that my question about my dream would be a yes too, but I was relieved to get a "no" on that one, considering we've already put money on a cabin and hired the movers.
I was a little surprised that I got a "yes" on my breakfast selection.  It's probably not the healthiest breakfast in the world, but it's what I'm in the mood for.

The last three questions are the same as questions I asked on my first try with the pendulum.  That time I got "yes, yes, no".  This time I got "yes, yes, yes".  I should probably assume that the second one is right because I did not initialize my pendulum correctly the first time.

Anyway, I gotta run.  I'll try more tonight or tomorrow.

Take Care!

Lasher

[dark night of the soul]

And there they are.  

Three drab gray stars.  

Kind of underwhelming.

And I'm stuck with them for hundreds of posts now.

What? Are they supposed to be symbolic of the dark night of the soul or something?

Is it supposed to make me extra tickled when I finally get my four gold stars because I have been stuck with gray for so long?

Is The Astral Pulse actually run by Grays...?

Lasher

quote:Originally posted by vikram88

Oh, and yes...

I'M GONNA GET YA 4 GOLDEN STARS!!!

Who designed this star system anyway???
How come I'm about to go from two beautiful blue stars to three drab gray stars?  [|)]

Lasher

quote:Originally posted by ronaldo
and i think u talk out your big hairy sweaty bum[]

Ronaldo?  How do you know what Neg's bum looks like???  
Wait a minute.
On second thought...
no, don't tell me.  [}:)]

Lasher

quote:Originally posted by travelinbob

I ve shared this story in this forum before but I will again and I'd like to hear Mayatnik's opinion.:

I had a "dream" 2 years ago in which I was contacted by aliens. They told me that they were in contact with a certain well known mystical society, and had been for a while. And that that was there big secret. Then they woke me up with a strong vibration all over my body. (The obe vibes) I was startled but did not say anything. 2 days later a mass sighting of a UFO was seen in my city complete with photos in the front page of the newspapers. And also around that time a series of interviews with UFO contactee Sixto Paz from Peru began to show up on the sunday´paper for 3 weeks in a row. This "coincidence" has led me to believe that this might have been a real contact.

I have not heard anything since then. I which I had.

Cue the theme music from the X-Files...

Actually, that is pretty mind blowing, TravelinBob!  
Have you thought about using the pendulum to try making contact?

Lasher

quote:Originally posted by Nay
Lasher...Have you ever heard of the "naked cowboy"? I see a tour in your future!! lol..

Nay,

I took the liberty of looking up The Naked Cowboy after reading your post.  (Anyone interested can find it here :http://www.nakedcowboy.com/ ) And I feel quite comfortable in saying that he won't have to worry abount competition from me any time soon.  Firstly, he's in much better shape.  Secondly, he's got an entire guitar to cover his privates with, while I only have a ukulele.

Insert your own emasculating joke here--->

Lasher