Heard any good jokes lately?

[cainam_nazier]

the owner calmly replied, "yeah.. ever since he ate that damned pool ball, he measures everything first."



It's been 5 mins, and I'm still laughing.

[Squeek]

LOL!!!  oh man these are priceless to the MAX!!!

I wish i had some more right now!!!

Oh well.  Back to my digital world.

~Squeek

Ps - no comments on mine?  that took forever to type.

[no_leaf_clover]

tree flipping the bird []

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page187.html

[Mirador]

Q: What language do cows speak?

A: Anguish

[mockiboo]

your jokes were so bad I decided I had better give you a good one.

Tiger Woods was driving through Ireland in his new BMW, when he had to stop at a Gas station, while he was getting out, two tees fell from his pocket, the irish lad at the station asked, "hey sir whats them for", to which Tiger woods replied: "they're for resting my balls on when I'm driving"...to which the Irish boy said
"Ara, them boys at BMW, sure they think of everything!!!!!!"

[Tisha]

Me neither!  Anyone out there, do your thing, I need a laugh